Twilight Uses the Internet

by Akihisa

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 542

Twilight buys a mysterious piece of metal from a stall. Once she figures out what it does, she gets scarred from the results.

It was a lively summer morning in Ponyville. There was a market going on, and there was a lot of stalls there. Everyone was having a great time. Little did one Pony know they would never be able to look at certain ponies the same way again..

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-30 23:46:07 UTC

The Internet: Part 1

'Woah Twilight look at all this stuff!' Said Spike. Him and Twilight were out at the market. They didn't need anything in particular but they were there nevertheless. Once stall caught Twilights attention. She trotted towards it

'Hey Twilight, don't just trot off without telling me, I could of just wondered away!' Said Spike

Twilight didn't answer. When she got there, she inspected something there. It was a slim, square shaped object, with a word printed on the front

Acer

'Excuse me, what is this?' Asked Twilight. An athletic looking stallion turned around.

'Uh I don't know. I found it lodged into the grass as if it had fallen out of the sky. It seems to be some advanced technology. If you're going to take it, take this too. It was right next to it.' The stallion answered. It was a rectangular piece of metal, with the words 'NETGEAR' on the front. It had a few wires coming out of it, and a plug at the end of one of the wires.

'Thank you, how much will it be?' Asked Twilight

'Twenty bits. I can lower it to ten if your going to figure out what it is.' Said the stallion.

'Okay deal!' Said Twilight. She handed over the bits and trotted home quickly with the stuff in her bag. Spike ran behind her shouting about something to do with 'why buy a random piece of metal'

When she got home, she plugged it the rectangle. A few lights lit up. There was an instruction manual next to it. It made no sense to Twilight, but she did find out that it was used for something called 'WiFi' which you could use on the other metal object she had gotten.

20 Minutes Of Figuring Out Complicated Technology Later...

Soon enough Twilight had got both pieces of metal working. She found out that she could push the top of the first piece of metal forward to display a screen of light. It also had little buttons that looked something like this:

Q W E R T Y U I O P

A S D F G H J K L

^ Z X C V B N M ! ? ^

123 :) |______| 123

There was also a little pad. When you moved your hoof around on it then a little pointy object on the screen moves. She soon enough figured out that there was a little picture that you could press on by using one of two little buttons under the little pad. The little picture was a colourful circle with the words 'Google Chrome' under it. When Twilight pressed on the picture with the pointy arrow, a thing popped up. It displayed the word 'Google' in a few different colours. Under it was a rectangle with two smaller rectangles under it each with little things on them. One of the smaller rectangles said 'Search!' And the other said 'I'm feeling lucky!' In it. When twilight pressed the bigger rectangle, a small line appeared at the left side, appearing and disappearing continuously. When Twilight pressed the letter keys, the letters appeared on the screen.

I'm going to have a lot of fun with this.. Thought Twilight.