(After Rarity dealt with her friends, besides me, fuss over their dresses, for me it would be suit. Twi completely loses her mind! Yup... Rapidash up in this shit.)

"Twi? What the hell are you doing?" The ponies of Ponyville have gotten used to my, minor, cursing habit. They apparently don't care as long as it's not around foals.

“I’m trying to prove that Pinkie can’t predict the immediate future.”

*Ooohohohohoo… THIS is going to be FUN!* “You’re better off believing it.” She deadpans at me. “You don’t believe me either?” She shakes her head. “Fine. Find out the hard way.”

“What do you mean by that?” Being all fucking cool and mysterious, I responded with,

“All in good time, pretty prissy purple pony.” *I don’t think she likes alliteration all that much. I am going to have SO much fun with that.* I see her grinding her teeth a little when I called her a pretty prissy purple pony. Yep, definitely hates alliteration. While Twi deals with the apparently mind numbing alliteration, I walk over to Pinkie. “Hey Pinks, somethin’ about to fall?” She gasps.

“*Gasp* How did you know!?” I deadpan, and she giggles. “Oh! Yeah. Have you already told Twi yet?” I nod. “Did she believe you?” I shake my head. “Oh well! Looks like she’ll find out the hard way!”

“Eeyup. Anyway, has the thing already fallen yet?”

“It should fall right about…” Then a flying fish cart lands on me.

“Great , now I smell like fish, i’ll be right back. Wait here please.”

“Ok Streaky!” You know? That nickname is starting to sound cool. Anyway, I blink back to my home to rinse off the fish and fish smell. It only took three minutes. When i’m done I blink back to where Pinkie is currently standing. One thing I noticed is that she literally didn’t move a muscle. Huh… that’s going to be important in the future.

"Alright, lets aimlessly walk around."

"Okie dokie lokie!" And with that, me and Pinks, followed by Twi, walk around Ponyville for the day.

--------->>>>One hour later...<<<<---------

"You believe us now Twi?" We already saved ourselves from that hydra. I had distract it while the others made it across the small canyon. With the little step... things that got destroyed from the hydra. But we're still alive nonetheless.

"Yes... I do. If it wasn't for Pinkie's Pinkie Sense telling her about that dosy, I wouldn't be right here." But Pinks still has shudders.

"Oh, that wasn't the dosy."

"What?"

"I'm still shaking, my Pinkie Sense is telling me that wasn't the dosy."

"I... WHAT!?"

"I'm sorry but that just wasn't it."

"But how was THAT not a DOSY!? What's more dossier than THAT!?"

"I don't know."

"Uuuuugh!" She jumps in the air.

*I wonder how she stayed in the air that long?* Just as i finish that thought, Twi goes Rapidash. You know, fiery mane and tail, white fur, red eyes. It quickly goes away as soon as it started. *I also wonder how that didn't cook her to the core. Oh yeah.... Fuckin' pony magics.*

"I give up." She says that with exasperation.

"That was the dosy." Twi looks at me questionably. "You realizing that you just have to accept Pinkie's Pinkie Sense as something you will never understand. That was the dosy."

"Really?"

"Streaky's right!" Twi quickly turns to pinkie.

"REALL!?" She's saying that a lot today...

"Mmhmm!" Twi just sighs.

"Alright, lets just get back home."

"Now THAT's a good idea." The girls nod in agreement. "Hey Twi?" She looks at me. "You look tired, wanna ride on my back?" Twi nods.

"That sounds nice."

"Alright, hop on." I kneel down to let Twi get a good grip around my neck. *I'm really glad I don't need to breath.* Twi wraps her hind legs around my stomach after that thought left my golden head. "Comfy?"

"Yes." I nod.

"Good, lets go home." And with that, Me, Twilight, Aj, Pinks and Flutters head off back to Ponyville and our respective homes. Me last after taking Twi home.

--------->>>>Four days later<<<<---------

Skittles has failed at the Sonic Rainboom for about.... the twentieth time now. First time launched her to the Library, while me and Flutters were watching and cheering her on. When we saw her rebound off the fucking air, fucking physics defying magic. Anyway, I blink myself and Flutters to Twi's home, and the sight, fucking hilarious. The girls buried in a pile of freshly reorganized books. I snap my fingers and the books poof back to their rightful places on the shelves. The girls, minus Flutters, react rather expectantly.

"What the..?"

"What?"

"HOW!?"

"I've been practicing, a lot, like, a WHOLE lot." It's true I have. I even managed to teleport a six hundred pound boulder, ten feet. But that's still better than any unicorn in Equestria, just don't know about Tia or Luna though. Speaking of boulders, I just remembered to test how much weight I can lift in survival mode. Meh... i'll do that later.

"Eh... Whatever. Rainbow? Why did you crash in here?"

"Well, I was TRYING to perform the Sonic Rainboom, but I can't break the sound barrier." I light bulb lights up in my head.

"Skittles," She blushes when I call her that. Is this the first time she notices my nickname for? Wow.

"Can you stop calling me that?" Or maybe she ignored it until this point.

"Does it bother you?"

"YES!!"

"Then no."

"WHY NOT!?" She flies up to my face.

"Because, it's extremely entertaining. You mind taking your face out of my personal area, Rainbow Dash?" She quickly backs off. "Good, now, do you want to hear my idea or not?"

"Yeah, whatever."

"How about I help you perform the Sonic Rainboom?" She blanches at my idea.

"WHAT!? HAY NO!! Why would I let you help me with anything!?" My eyes tint red.

"What is THAT supposed to mean?" everypony backs away when my voice went demonic.

"Ehh... Nothing." She really knows how to piss me off.

"You really know how to anger me, Rainbow." She laughs nervously. "Now, if you all will excuse me. I need to go calm down." *Only one thing can calm me down right now...* A dark smile graces my lips. And a nuclear bomb appears in my hand. Huh, that's four hundred pounds on one arm...

I'm back on Earth, but mot for long. I opened a portal to New York, USA. Went on a mass killing spree, killing enough people to make a small mountain. Even got my hands on a few guns to take down the police, swat, FBI, and military. Oh yeah, I was in creative so I couldn't die, and now I have guns with unlimited ammo! Anyway, after I dealt with the american army, I place the nuke and set it for thirty seconds. After that I watch whatever humans were left try to deactivate it.

*Ten... nine... eight... seven... six... five... three... two... one... Kaboom.* The nuke explodes into a fantastic giant mushroom cloud of green and dust. It felt so, GOOD to finally do that. So many years of built up anger finally being expressed. It was nearly ORGASMIC to finally release some of my anger. I let out a laugh that'll put Discord to shame. "Haaa... That oughta leave me happy for a while." I say that with a genuine smile. "Yup, definitely gonna be truly happy for a while." I open a portal back to Equestria. First thing I did was go to Twi's place. Once I reach the front door I knock.

"Coming!" I take a step back. The door opens normally and I see Spike. "STREAK!? Were have you been?" How long was I away.

"Why do you ask?"

"It's been three days!"

"Oh. Well, lets just say that I went away to relieve some... stress."

"Oookkaay... Twi's in her room if you're looking for her."

"Thanks Spike. Here's a ruby." I hand him a ruby, dam he loves those things. Anyway, I make my way to Twi's room and knock on her door.

"Come in!" I walk in her room, and wow it's a mess, wasn't like that last time is here. I wonder if it's because....

"Whatever it is, make it qui- Omigosh! STREAK!" She teleports right into me for a death hug. "Where have you BEEN!?"

"Relieving some stress."

"Was it because of Rainbow?" I nod. "Well, I think you'll be happy to know that she wanted apologise after you left, even more so when we found out you were missing." I smirk.

"Heh, I guess she's not as much as a toughy she puts herself to be." Twi nods in agreement. After a few more seconds of hugging she lets go.

"If I may ask, where did you go."

"Back to my home world."

"What!? How!?"

"The other day I found out that I can open interdimensional portals. And no i'm not going to open one for you to go to earth. You wouldn't survive a day there." She frowns.

"Why?" My faces grows dark.

"Other than half the population freaking out over a new creature to the planet. My old government would capture you and most likely either studie you without nurturing you, or open you up to study your body, or both." She blanches at my statement. "Plus I just visited there and... You don't want to be there now, or ever."

"Ok! You already made your point!"

"Good, now, what happened while I was gone?"

"Nothing much, besides Rainbow trying to perform the Rainboom." A deep growl emanates from my chest at Skittle's name. "Still mad?" I nod. "Then it be best if you don't go see her practice."

"Why not?"

"After she wanted to apologize, she realized that you wasted her time being here and not practicing."

"Ok, that's it, i'm going to see how she likes it when I win the Cloudsdale Competition."

--------->>>>Later the same day<<<<---------

We already arrived to Cloudsdale and got familiar with the weather factory. I need to find out if there's a Rainbow factory.... Anyway, Skittles is as nervous as ever when the competition started. Meaning she switched the number things from some ponies who also entered, including me. Who I was able enter you ask? I was planning to act like I was born in Cloudsdale, but a staff pony of the competition recognized me in pony form and allowed me to enter the competition. I guess becoming a noble was sort of a good thing. Anyway, me and Skittles are the last two to go. We went at the same time after Rarity went out with her butterfly wings, I wonder how she knew how to use them. While Rares and Skittles were performing. I flew with my comically sized thrusters to gain as much altitude as possible. And I think I hit exosphere, just outside the planets atmosphere. Once I slow down to a halt, I use me camera eyes to zoom in to see what has happened so far. Rarity has just flew as high as she can, making the sun's light change color. And theeen her wings burn up.

"Lets do this." I aim myself back towards the planet and propel myself as fast as I can. At this point Skittles noticed Rares too and flew after her as well. I gain speed fast, and just as i'm above the cloudasium, my version of the sonic boom explodes into existence. Giving me a massive burst of speed, I look behind myself to see that a golden version of a sonic rainboom, and me followed by a golden sparkling trail. But that didn't matter right now, what matter was saving Rares... and the wonderbolts that were knocked out by her flailing. I see that i'm a little too far from them, but not too far from Skittles.

"Let me help you with that." I say that when I catch up with her. She looks to me.

"Where did you come from!?"

"Outer space, but that doesn't matter, what matters right now is saving them. Now hold tight." I turn human and grab Rainbow by the barrel.

"Hey! What are you doing!?"

"Helping! Now shut up and save them!" I throw her as hard as I could. Rapidly increasing her speed tenfold. She then does the rainboom in my face. It was cool. If it didn't leave me blind. I remove the substance from my eyes.... Only to see dirt, dirt, and dirt. Yep, I hit the ground at nearly full speed. *I wonder how that didn’t kill me… Wait...* I think to myself as I stand up. I open the menu panel on my left arm, and I left creative mode on. “Guess it was a good thing I left it on creative, I don’t think it would be a good sight to see, my body all mangled.” I decided to fly back up to the Cloudasium. And everypony is celebrating Skittles for saving the four ponies. Meh… I would have a problem with that, but I only helped by throwing her at them with my and hers velocity combined to help her get to them faster. I honestly think she still could of saved them without my help. But better safe than sorry. I poof to pony form and fly to where Twi, Pinks, Flutters and AJ were sitting.

“Hey Twilight, Pinks, Flutters, and Aj, what’s up?” Twi speaks first.

“That was AMAZING!! I never thought i’d get to see TWO sonic boom in one day EVER!!” Huh, she actually saw mine.

“You actually saw me make one?” I honestly didn’t think anypony would see mine.

“Yes!! How could we NOT see it!?”

“Probably because you were focused watching Rainbow save Rarity and the wonderbolts? I don’t know...”

“You do have a point…”

“Anyway, what happened when I wasn’t here?”

“Rarity was carried to the balloon, Fluttershy was actually loud, and Princess Celestia awarded Rainbow for ‘Best Flier’. And I think she wants a word with you.”

*What.* “Why do you say that?” She points a hoof behind me.

“Because she’s cantering up to us.” I turn around to see that Tai IS cantering over to us.

*I’ll be damned*

“Greetings my little ponies, and Golden Streak.”

“Hi Princess!” She trots up to Tia to nuzzle.

“Hi Princess!”

“Howdy Princess”

“H-hello Princess Celestia.”

“Hey Tia, how’s Lulu?” Tia’s eyes widen a little in surprise. I have a feeling it’s gonna be easy to do that often.

"Streak!"

"Relax Twi."

"Everything is fine Twilight, and it's nice to know that I can be casual around you, Streak. And Luna is doing fine."

"Cool."

"What i'm wondering is how you know me and Lulu's nicknames for each other." I smirk.

"There are a lot of things I know, more things than I should know, and lets leave it at that."

"What do you mean by 'Knowing more than you should'?" I look to Tia, silently asking for permission if I can tell them what I told her. That will be explained later, I visited her the other day. Or, she requested my presence to ask me a few questions. Anyway, she nods.

"What I mean by knowing more than I should, is that I have seen things that anyone could live without knowing."

"And that means..?" I look to Celestia again. She nods again.

"Alright, I know how to kill, destroy, maim, decimate, skin, gut, dismember, and brainwash any living thing that has ever existed in my time." I knew how to do all of that in online games. But another thing I learned while on my visit is that I gained all those skills with enough proficiency to rule the world. Exaggeration? Yes. Overly exaggerating? No. When I started to explain what have learned and know, the girls, with Rares floating in the hot air balloon, gathered. And they all blanch at what I have said.

"That's disgusting!" Of course she was the first speak. But I know how to shut her up.

"Do you want me to demonstrate what I know?" My eyes tint red and she clams up. "I thought so. Now, are you six scared of me?" Weird question yes I know, but I just wanted to know what they thought of me.

"Are you going to kill us?" Wow, that was blunt.

"Way to be blunt Pinkie, but no I will not, I repeat NOT kill any of you. The only way I will do anything remotely close is to get me cornered and mad, extremely mad." They all breathe a sigh of relief. "It's good to know that you still want to be friends with me. It means a lot." Warm smiles appear on there faces, even Tia.

"Well, how about we all go to Twilight Sparkle's home and relax."

"I like the sound of that Tia." The girls murmur in agreement. And with that, the rest of the day was spent in Golden Oaks relaxing.

Author's Note

God dammit, my schedule for uploading these chapters has fucked up, badly. Fucking random ass family. Anyway, comments and likes are appreciated! Well, go on! FUCKING COMMENT! Bye.