It was another beautiful day in Ponyville, and i've been walking around a lot recently. PLaying online games gets boring. Coming from a hardcore gamer it says a lot. Anyway, I am currently walking down the main part of Ponyville Marketplace. And I spy Flutters being dragged into the boutique, by her tail, a blue aura wrapped around it.

*Should I..? Nah... I'll just watch this time. This is gonna be one hell of a day. As long as the fucking paparazzi don't chase me.* I walk over to the boutique and enter. And the sight as quite the spectacle. Flutters, on a stage, in a dress, surrounded by a mob of dresses. "Rarity? What the fuck are you doing" Rares is standing by the stage, examining Flutters in each dress that she tries on. When I speak she jumps a little.

"Oh! Streak, you gave quite a fright. As for what I am doing, I'm making Fluttershy here a model! To promote my dresses!" I deadpan at her. "What?" I shake my head.

"Nothing Rares. Flutters, i'm sorry." Fluttershy raises an eyebrow.

"For what?"

"You'll see soon enough." *Rarity really lets everything get to her head, fucking fashionista.*

"Welp, i'll leave you two to it then. See ya girls later." We wave to each other as I walk back outside. *At least it'll only last for a day, or three... Meh... Flutters can always go to me for help. Probably shouldn't of thought that. Fuck.* I shrug to myself and continue walking around town.

--------->>>>Three hours later<<<<---------

*Never thought i'd be chased by a mob of paparazzi. I think dryly to myself as I run from the frenzied mob of photographers. Cameras flashing like multiple guns shooting me.

"Prince Streak! Can I PLEASE get a glamour shot!?" I hear one stallion say.

"Out of the way! I"M going to get that shot!" A mare yells.

"Noo! I'm going to-" I blink the fuck out a there before any of them had the chance, into a bush.

*I really wish I had an invisibility spell right now.* To my desimay I didn't turn invisible. *But maybe... Since I have a transformation spell...* I cast the spell on me, but I changed it a little to make me look like a regular pony. When to spell takes over I look at my new body: Black fur with red nicks here and there, sickly green mane and tail striped with black. Yup, I look like a cross between a changeling and pegasus. Because my wings are tipped with more sickly green. *Huh, didn't think it would work, or that it'll still make me look out of place. But i'll take this form, better than my original right now.* The mob run right past me as I come out of the bush I took shelter in. *Now, what to do? What to do...* A light bulb turns on in my head. *Rarity's...* I begin to trot to my destination...

"Excuse me, but who are you? I haven't seen you here in Ponyville." Rarity says at the front door of the boutique. I already cantered up and knocked. The funny thing is i greeted her like how normally would, calling her Rares.

"Oh please Rares, it's me!" She raises a brow. "Oh c'mon! You gotta remember me! Don't you." And I decided to have some fun messing with her.

"Unless you give me a name, I won't be able to."

*Wow, she's actually asking for a name without directly asking for it. Huh...* "I shouldn't even need to give you my name. I was here earlier! remember? Flutters was on the stage, you were putting different dresses on her?" Her eyes flare and her mouth opens.

"Go-" I shove a hoof in her mouth. Just then the same mob runs by us. When the mob leaves I take my hoof from her mouth, she blushes and her ears fold back. "Oh, right... Terribly sorry darling, I didn't mean for that to happen." I raise a brow, asking the silent 'How did you even do..?' with a deadpan. "One of the reporters asked if you were a... 'friend' and I said yes."

*...... Son of a FUCKING BITCH!!!* "Rarity, the next time they question you, you are to say you and me are in no relationship what so ever, and that i'm not your colt friend. Only Friends, do I make myself clear?" She fearfully nods. "Good, and where is Fluttershy?"

"L-last time I saw her, she was running to town square."

"Do any of those paparazzi know where she, or I for that matter, live?"

"I may have told them where you two live." At that my eyes glows a deadly red.

"Thank you Rarity." I turn and slowly trot to town square...

--------->>>>At town square<<<<---------

"Poor girl she must be terrified..." I say to myself when I spot Flutters, she's surrounded by paparazzi against a wall. *Just hold a little longer Flutters.* I trot over to the group, and using my other worldly strength, push mares and stallions out of my way as I slowly canter to Flutters.

"Hey!"

"Watch it!"

"What are you doing!?" I didn't respond to any of them, I didn't care who I pushed, I just needed to get to flutters. As I make it through to ponies, one big bulky stallion decided to block my way to her.

"There ain't no way your getting to that there mare." He looms over me as he speaks. A dark tone in his voice.

"Buddy, I am the LAST thing you want to fuck with right now." He smirks.

"And why is that?" My eyes glow red, he flinches but stays his ground.

"Because I am not in a happy mood right now. Can you move please. I need to help 'that mare' get away from you jackasses." At the word 'jackass'. He flips.

"Why you little!" He raises a forehoof and punches me in the jaw. Only for him to fall over, grasping his hoof in pain with a loud, pain filled grunt. The other ponie gasp in shock. I snort at his foolishness

"Told you." I look to Flutters, she's been quite this whole time. When I look at her she freezes. Fear painted on her face. My face softens to a smile and my eyes flash a playful blue. Her eyes widen.

"S-streak?" I nod.

"Come on, lets get out of here." I hold out a hoof for Flutters to grab, which she did. Once she grabbed my hoof I blinked us to a random cloud outside of Ponyville. A few minutes of awkward silence, well, awkward for Flutters, then.

"Th-thank you Streak. I don't what would've happened if you didn't come and save me."

"No problem Flutters." She blushes when I call her 'Flutters'. *I wonder why she does that every time.* "So, what do we do now?" I ask as I turn back to golden human form. I'm surprised the cloud is hold my weight.

"I don't know... How about we go to my home, i-if that's alright with you." I shake my head.

"Rarity told them where we live. So they're going to be there. Hmm..." I snap my fingers. "How 'bout Twi's place. I think we can trust her to help us hide from the media, until they leave at least." She nods.

"Okay."

"Teleportation or flight?"

"Teleportation Please." I grin.

"One teleportation comin' up!" I blink us to the living room of Twi's library. I see Twi on the couch reading a book. "Hey Twi, mind if we crash here for a while" She jumps when I talk, the book falling to the floor.

"Gah! Oh, it's you two. Running from the paparazzi?" We nod. "And you came here to hide until they leave?" We nod again. "Okay."

"Thanks Twi." I remember something from a few days ago. "Hey Twi?" She looks from her book to me. "Remember when I said how advanced our tech is compared to yours?" She nods. "How would you like to have some of the tech we have?" Her eyes go wide, pupils dilating to the point where they threatened to fill the the eye. She jumps from the couch.

"REALLY!? You'd do that!?" I nod. "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!" She chants in excitement. "Where is it!?" She asks when she's calm enough.

"Where's your lab?"

"How'd you know I have a labratory?" I deadpan. "Oh, right. This way please." She takes me, and Flutters, to the basement. Showing us her lab. It actually looks like a lab you see in a black and white sci-fi show. Outdated equipment, but looking shiny and new.

"Nice lab. Scientist." Twi looks at me appreciably. "Thank you for not calling me a 'Mad Scientist'"

"Eh.. No problem. Now, new tech..." I spawn the same desktop I gave Vinyle. Complete with wires, tower, monitor, mouse, wires plugs, a miniportal for power and internet, wires, fucking wires. By now Twi's jumping in place.

"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes! Alien technologie!"

"You're luck i'm not easily offended Twi." I smirk as she looks at me with confusion, she then realizes what she said and blushes.

"Sorry, can you show me how this works?"

"Certainly. Lets start with the buttons." I press the power buttons to the monitor and tower. I point to the tower. "We call this the 'tower', it holds everything needed to work, the monitor just displays whatever you want to see." Twi already had a quill and scroll, furiously scribbling down my words. The monitor shows the start menu, with basic icons: Recycle bin, Microsoft Word, Point, Excel, and PowerPoint. And Google Chrome. I open the browser, search bar ready. An idea pops into my head. "Ever heard of animations?" Tei shakes her head.

"The closest thing i've heard of is animated. Why?"

"No reason." I go to Youtube and find the video I want to show her. "Behold!" I play the video.

As the video plays, both Twi and Flutters jaws drop, I put the video to full screen. And their eyes widen, threatening to pop out of their sockets. When the video's done they give a surprising reaction.

"SHOW US MORE!!" I grin at their reactions.

"How 'bout I get the rest of the gang here? They should share in on the fun too." They nod.

"That sounds fair."

"Yes, it does. It wouldn't be fun if we were the only ones to watch those... what are they called?"

"Videos."

"Yes, that." I nod.

"Alright, be right back." I blink to everypony's respective home, telling them to meet at Twi's house. I blink away before they can ask anything. I included the CMC. I blink back to the tree home, and everypony, including Twilight and Fluttershy. They're all murmuring. "Alright everypony." I gather their attention. "Follow me."

"What are we here for?"

"All will be answered if you follow me." And they do, I lead them to the basement, and we reach the table in no time. The monitor turned off. "Ladies, and fillies, I present to you, this..." I turn on the monitor and the video plays.

Everypony quites down when it starts.

"WHat is that?" Except for Skittles. But a 'sshh!' from Twi shuts her up. When the video's done-

"SHOW US MORE!!"

"Hehe... Alright." I then show them a playlist of music videos. After a while they're still in awe.

"What else can this thing do!?"

"A lot of things, gaming, reading, watching videos, researching, basically nearly anything you want to see, you can see here."

"That sounds FUN!"

"Oh it is." *I think i'm starting to regret this.*

"What do you mean by 'gaming'?" I grin.

"This." I open Steam, which I had downloaded when the videos were playing. I also had a few free games pre downloaded. And I show them a wide variety of games. After some gaming they get tired.

"I don't know about you guys, but i'm gonna go hit the hay."

"Yeah, gotta get up bright n' early to do some applebucking."

"I agree with Rainbow, plus I have to finish a project i'm working on tata everypony."

"Me too, I need to go feed my animal friends."

"And I need to go get my own desktop from Best Buy! BYE!"

"What?"

"Don't worry about it." *I wonder how Pinks is gonna get a computer, let alone get to earth. Oh, right... she can break the fucking fourth wall. Oh well, good luck making one minute in my world. You're gonna need it.*

"I'll be fine!" Pinks somehow popped out of the wall right next to me.

"You know no matter how hard you try, you will NEVER scare me Pinks." She frowns playfully.

"Mark my words! One day I WILL surprise you! One day!" She sinks back into the wall.

"It's amazing she can do that."

"What was all that about?"

"Don't worry 'bout it Twi, just Pinkie being Pinkie."

"Alright, well I guess this is goodnight Streak."

"-G'night Twi, see ya tomorrow." We wave to each other as I walk up the stairs and out of her home to mine. I make it to my room, lay on my bed, and power down.

--------->>>>The next day, before noon<<<<---------

"Why am I being dragged alone to this?"

"Because, you-"

"You'll gonna help keep the peace if anything gets out a hoof."

"Yes, you'll be the peacekeeper."

"Why would anything get out of hand, if you're trying to dissolve the issue between the ponies and buffalo?"

"You never know when a fight might start between us and the buffalo. We need you in case anything like that happens."

"Even though you want a fight to start?"

"Not going to answer."

"You just did."

"Buck you!"

"Rainbow Dash! Language!"

"It's not like there are little one around." I look around the train car. "Right?"

"No, but Rarity's right. You two need to watch you language, especially when we talk to the buffalo."

"FIne" Me and Skittles say in unison.

*I can see why they want me as the peacekeeper if anything goes awry, I think I made it point that I can dissolve a situation at times... Yeah definitely made it a point at some point. This is gonna be one hell of a trip.* We're on a train car to... wherever the fuck this thing is taking us. I kinda didn't want to go for two reasons. One: The 'Friendship Express' was so fucking girly painted I lost some masculinity fucking boarding it. And B: I don't want to deal with angry buffalo. Not a fan of big, five hundred pound, quadruped lumps of flesh and fur. But here I am, riding the feminine express, all because they wanted me to go, by convincing me with endless begging. The puppy eyes didn't work on me. No matter how cute and heart wrenching it was. I guess that shows how cold hearted I can be huh? Anyway, i'm on a fucking train heading to some village to solve a dispute between buffalo and ponies. A land dispute, where have I heard of that before..?

*Oh yeah! American History! There better not be bloodshed like how we took land from Native Americans. Then again... I wouldn't mind spilling blood.*

Author's Note

Just fell short a few words to three thousand! Fucking dammit. Anyway. Comment and Like!!