“Oh! Fritters! Dumplings! Caramel apples! My royal lips have touched common carnival fare!”

Yes, yes. I am fully aware that I really hadn’t been quite myself on that night in the Grand Galloping Gala, and I do have to applaud you on your rather humorous imitation of me, my dear Applejack. Now, before you kick me out of your farm, I just want to extend my sincerest apologies to you for coming of as rude and offensive to you and your friends, but as for you, there is a certain story I need to share to explain about our little... disagreement on food...

Sex tag applied for the occasional stating of Blueblood's genitalia