War, Pain, and...Ponies..?
Bringing it Around Town
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Come in!" Jacob says to who ever is behind the door. The door opens into the room and closes. It's the purple unicorn, Twilight he recalls. She walks in now with different cloths, deep blue dress shirt with a purple bow tie, and a long purple plaid skirt.
"I see you're awake, that's always a good sign. How have you been mister..?" Twilight says.
"Yes it is, and you can call me Jacob, your name is Twilight right?" He responded and asked back.
"Okay, and yes that is my name, now how are you feeling Jacob?" she asked sincerely.
"Alright if you got any questions medically ask the nurse please, I don't want to repeat it all again if you don't mind. Although thank you for asking." He says calmly.
"Oh, can I ask two that I know she hasn't asked you then?" Twilight asked.
"Sure, shoot away Twi" He replies.
"Alright, one, would you like me to heal you now? Two, would you like a tour of our town?" she asks smiling slightly. Jacob nods to both not needing to say anything. Twilight gets the message and starts casting a spell, he starts to get illuminated in a purple aura. His body feels warm as the pain suddenly starts to leave his body. He tests this after the aura is gone. Jacob bends his knees, elbows and rotates his shoulders feeling no pain. This brings a smile to Jacob's face which Twilight notices.
"You happy now Jacob?" Twilight asks having a smile her self.
He has no words to say but "How in the hell..." This brings a confused look to Twilight's face.
"What do you mean? You've seen magic before, haven't you..?" She asked Jacob tilting her head slightly.
"Magic..but that's a bunch of bullshi-" Jacob's brain clicks into gear "Oh..unicorns, separate worlds.." He face palms thinking "Dumb ass.." Trying not to start a long conversation, and wanting to get a view of his surroundings, Jacob attempts to change the topic. "So, can I go get my gear then we can head out to town?"
"Oh, yes you can, and we'll head to some top spots that my friends run around town." She says nodding her head towards the town out the window. Jacob sees that the town is made of medieval themed houses.
"Not the strangest looking town I've been too." Jacob opens the door to his room and walks down the hospital hall towards the front desk, thanks to the signs. On the way there were plenty of "Ponies?" Jacob guesses that's what he should call them seeing no other option in mind. But the ponies, were all types of colors, it was like opening a 120 jumbo crayon container. When he finally reaches the front desk there's a cardboard box with "HUMAN" written on it. It's behind the same paper white nurse from before. Before he can speak Twilight already grabbed a quill and the box, signing it out on a piece of paper. Jacob just shrugs, seeing how casually the nurse and Twilight took it. Grabbing the box from Twilight's purple aura Jacob heads to what he believes is a men/stallions bathroom.
As Jacob walks over to a mirror he sees that he's got a 5'o clock shadow but surprisingly a clean face. So he puts the box on the counter and opens it to see his M4 on top. Jacob takes it out making a note to clean it out later while putting it aside. Under it was your vest chest up with a few cuts in the cloth but by the looks of it still has your spare mags in tact. Thinking back on the past "I didn't have a pack did I? Shit then, got no room to store this, should wear it, I'll be good as long as I'm not attacked from behind." So you put the west on making sure that everything is still there. At the bottom of the box is your M9 holster with your M9, so you put that where it belongs and see that you missed your helmet, flipping the box over it falls out with a loud "CLANG" and "THUD".
"You alright!?" Twilight yells from the other side of the door sounding a little to close to it.
"Yeah! All's good in here!" You pick up the helmet and pick out a picture from inside with a picture of you and a slightly taller man with a thick but close clipped beard.
You feel tears coming but shove them back down as you put the picture in a breast pocket while putting the helmet on proceeding to walk out but are blinded slightly as Twi puts on the worst poker face a few feet away. Putting this into the back of your head for later, you walk towards the door to leave. As you open the door you shield your eyes from the bright sun "Ah, fuckin' sun" you say as you put your arm down getting use to the bright light. Twi walks up next to you "Do you have an idea in mind for a place to visit first or do you want me to chose where?"
"You chose, I've never been here before"
"Ah, yeah forgot, sorry" then with a blink you and Twi are closer to the center of town, judging by the amount of traffic. Which is consisted of walking, some scooters, a few skate boards, couple of bikes, and the occasional pony..drawn..carriage..you shake your head at that job. When you look around, you notice the stares from ponies, some frightened, some scared, not to many questionable ones though. After a few minutes they start going back to what tasks were at hand. Twi nudges you to follow her which you flinch at slightly, you follow her as she shows you around the town. She points out the club, a few small bars, the market, library, housing districts, and what you'd normally find in a regular town. Then you saw a ginger bread house, the size of a real house...not normal.
"This is the bakery, Sugar Cube Corner, run by the Cake family and Pinkie Pie, Pinkie I'm sure you'll find is quite a blast" She giggles on the last part of her sentence. You wonder what she means, but the word blast sets you on a slight edge. When you reach the bakery, you try to knock on the door but instead it flies open and out comes barreling into you a pink blur. Your training kicks in and you reach for your M9, but both of your wrists are grabbed and forced back onto the ground as you land on your back. You look up to see a pink colored lady with pink hair holding you down as she sits on your chest.
You relax slightly when you here "Pinkie! Get off of him!" from Twi, but sadly she doesn't and just throws questions and words at light speed.
"Hey you're new I've never seen you around so you must be new that means you haven't had a party yet oh YAY I love parties do you love parties? Do you like parties reader? Oh look you got a name tag, Sweeney, well Hi Sweeney Wienie, I'm Pinkie Pie but you can call me Pinkie well i gotta go prepare a party for you two days from now at 11 pm, got it? good, Bye!!!" then sudden weight was gone along with a pink blur which just left you in shock and awe on the ground outside. All you hear is laughing from Twi as you get up and dust your self off.
"Holy shit, The fuck just happened.." As you go over what just happened.
"Pinkie happened Jacob, and that's all you'll probably see of her except a few pink blurs now and again, till two days from now that is."
Going over in your head what Pinkie could be doing for a party and knowing her only for a minute, seems like it will be the best/worst night ever.
"So, where to next?"
"Hmmm..." Twi puts her finger on her chin thinking "Let's go see the boutique."
You shrug, you've never been to one why would you have, you only know what they are, in your world that is. You get that weird feeling as you teleport with a bright flash. As you blink a few times, you see a tall rounded slightly, bright purple building. You guess this is the place from Twi walking a head of you and up to the door. Once you get to the door Twi knocks a few times and a voice is heard.
"Come in!" coming from inside the building. Twi opens the door and you follow shortly closing the door behind you as you're greeted by what seems to be a fake belching sound.
"Oh love, that get up is so just...just horrid.." This comes from the snow white unicorn with purple hair that is curled, and wearing a white suit with a light blue dress shirt and small earring's. "Let me whip something up for you darling, it wouldn't take long to have me get your measurements" You did need clothes, you only had one pair and it's the one you're wearing, it also doesn't make you seem like you're a nice guy with all the equipment.
"I'll take you up on that offer, how much?" you ask guessing it'll be something hopefully cheap and simple.
"Oh, nothing dear, I already know you're new here, take it as a welcoming present" she says with a smile.
"Wow, well thank you, that's generous of you..?"
"My name's Rarity deary, and I know your's Jacob."
"Oh, alright.." you say a bit creeped out. Rarity grabs a measuring tape and brings you to a little stage and measures you for your clothing.
After a bit of questioning while being measured you take your leave. "Bye Rarity" Twi says first followed by your goodbye.
"Ta Ta for now you two" Rarity says before you close the door.
"So, what or should I say who's, next on the list?"
"Which ever, doesn't matter, and you've met Pinkie, Flutters, Me, and Rarity, so that leaves just two." Great, two more. As you look at your watch since BCT, it looks to have the right time, which is around four in the after noon, good thing you're use to eating later so you got time till dinner. You say to your self that you could probably get the two squeezed in.
"We should get going, we're losing day light." you sigh as you wait for the flash but it doesn't come, you're just suddenly there, seems like you've gotten use to teleportation, not knowing if that's good or bad you shrug it off. You look up and see a sign that reads "Sweet Apple Acres" and behind it is a large red barn/house combo. But all around it are apple trees, lot's of them. Jacob must have been putting on a surprised look from the way Twilight laughed. You started walking/trotting? with Twilight up the dirt path to the house, outside on the porch must have been the whole family. There's a Huge buff red guy in one chair, a green somewhat muscly granny, a orange girl who was buffy but seemed more your age leaning on the railing, then lastly was a sun yellow child who seemed about tenish. They all wore a type of plaid shirt and jeans, except the little one who wore a skirt, the orange one had a stetson hat on. Once you got close enough they all looked up at you and Twilight.
"Howdy Twi! who's yer friend?" Said the orange girl with a thick country accent.
"Hey AJ, oh this is Jacob, he's the one from the hospital I told you about"
"Yeah that's me" You put in not knowing what to say. Then you hear a faint, very faint but noticeable sound coming in fast. You turn towards it while the group of pony human things look at you, but, you see a faint rainbow looking object coming straight for you. Training coming to mind, fast moving projectile, unknown what it is, rocket, drone, whatever it is it's coming even faster now so all you do is duck. All you see is rainbow blur as dirt plows behind you and hear a faint "Damn it" too. You turn around but to your surprise the thing was a pegasus girl, blue with rainbow hair.
"AJ! You said he wouldn't see it coming!" The rainbow one said annoyed and now covered in a faint dust of dirt.
"Ah said he might MIGHT, see it comin' "
"What the fuck..and who are you.." is all you could say to what just happened.
"Oh, I see you've got a tongue, names Rainbow Dash" You shake hands "But you can call me RD or Dash" you nod. "No ones be able to ever dodge my tackles or pick ups..how'd you do it?"
You get a few flash backs which almost brings tears to your eyes, so you sorta lie "Training" is all you could muster before a voice crack.
"Mmhm, alright, well I gotta fly, see you at your party dude" was what you heard before she shot off towards the clouds.
"So, Twi, is there any place where I can stay?" you say looking over to her.
"Oh, You can stay at the library, there's a guest bed if you want"
"Really? I wouldn't want to be a burden to you Twi.."
"Yes, now come on we should head back to the library for dinner"
"Thank you, and what shall be served this evening..?" you say as you're teleported.
Author's Note
Another chapter fuck yeah! had slight writers blog but dubstep cleared it out with some bass. So, should I bring in relationships? If so, there won't be clop, only hinting that the two and up did the do. And how was my acting as the "Mane Six"?
Next chapter this weekend hopefully by Sunday night.
