The Red Light King: Carolus Rex.

Chapter 3: Redo on History....

(Princess Celestia, Dining room.)

Okay, now that all of the... Excitement...is out of the way, it's time for me to start off with introductions. Looking over at Rex, he was whispering something into Discords ear. From the looks of things, I'm not going to like what they are talking about.

Discord was holding his mouth, trying his best not to laugh out loud, while Rex was telling him. He even tried to snake his tail around one of Rex's legs, though he pulls back just as he's near it, and starts wagging it, like a dog would when they're happy. I even notice just how much he missed Rex, then again, I.... I missed him.

As much as I would want to tell and re-live our youthful time, it was already getting late. "Rex?"

"Hm?" He replied.

"I'm sorry to say this, but it's getting late. I can only give an Introduction to you about the girls." I said to him as he looked out the windows, already well within the night.

"Damn. It's that late?" He said, looking down at his watch. "Are you sure, or is my watch set up wrong?" I leaned over to see the time, it was only an hour behind.

"Rex, it's nearly midnight." His eyes widen at this and set the timer right. "There! Now, how about that introduction?"

He nodded. "Sure."

I smiled, "Great, now as you already know of Twilight being the new addition to the Royal Crown..." Although he wasn't saying anything, his eyes and looks said it all: not very impressed with this one. "... Alright, I know it's not what you like, or thought of. But what's done is done, and I am confident in my decision." I stated to him, but that doesn't seem to deteriorate his stubbornness about her chosen ascension.

"That's not the issue I'm seeing." He spoke. "The issue is her progress about being an Alicorn right now."

"Wait a minute!?" Twilights shouted. "What does my progress of being an Alicorn has to do with me!?"

.... You know, as much as I want to stop this little argument, I - will admit - would like to see how this will turn out. Remembering how much Twilight loves to lecture about her findings and such.

Rolling his eyes, he spoke up to her. "Jesus girl, you're only JUST a starter!"

"A starter!?" Twilight snapped, one of her eyes twitching, "Are you calling me a Novice!?"

"Yes, I actually am calling you that, because it's the truth." He said, with his eyes half closed, giving off the feeling of boredom and not easily intimidated into submission. With a sigh, he continued, "I mean, do you honestly believe you can do all of the things that a Pegasus and a Earth pony can do? Have you mastered all of the two?" He questioned her, and all she could do was open and close her mouth, with no words to voice out. "As a Unicorn, how good were you at Magic?" He asked.

"W-well..." Twilight was hesitant to answer him, "I was p-p-pretty proficient at magic and still am..."

"Learning it?" He finished for her. "No surprises there. Although I am rather disappointed in you." After saying that coldly, her entire form shivered at that to the point where I thought she was going to cry. But she held on strong.

"Now wait a minute here!" Rainbow Dash spoke up next, "She may be a newbie to you, but she's making progress!"

"Oh really? Well then, since you seem to know her, tell me: How good is she at flying?" He asked, and judging by how he managed to turn it around, Rainbow's confidence was cut down.

"Well.... She...." She was trying to find her words, as to not bum out Twilight, but Rex only sees it as a delay and an answer.

He shook his head at this, "Wow...I'm really impressed." He spoke in a sarcastic tone. "So, not only is she slow, but she still needs to properly execute the technique on how to stay up in the air."

They all gasped at this accusation of his, even having Rainbow Dash fumbling over her words. Twilight, on the other hand, was shrinking away from all of it, trying to appear as if she doesn't exist anymore. Maybe I should have stopped this before it started after all.

"Now that we got that one down, let's talk about your Earth pony prowess." He continued, despite the girls reaction. "I can guess that the cowgirl over there - interesting enough - is your trainer for that department, correct?"

"Wait a darn second!? What're ya implying 'bout me being 'interesting enough'!?" Applejack shouted, seemingly mistaking his intake about her, "If ya think Ah ain't good enough then--" she stopped when Rex held up a hand.

"That's not what I meant....Apple farmer. And yes, I knew your family as well. By the way: are you lot still making Apple Whiskey?" He explained, but for him to ask about their Whiskey...

"... Yeah....? Why??" Oh no Applejack don't ask him about that!

"Oh.... I was thinking of buying some later on from you, if you have any on sale." He said while grinning like a madman. Discord was, by this point, howling in laughter at the mention of that....incident. Honestly, you have no idea of how much trouble he got into for buying Whiskey, and it wasn't even just one bottle!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my gosh, that was the most riskiest, yet funniest thing you have EVER pulled off!" I groaned at Discord, seeing as how much he was enjoying this little predicament. Soon it died down into an inquisitive, curiosity, "Ooooh, are we gonna have another round of that again!?"

"Soon...or we could go for it now!"

"Absolutely not!" I shouted in protest, "We are not having another go at it!"

He just rolled his eyes at me, "Oh go to hell Tia, we're old enough to have our own fun."

I was practically gritting my teeth and wanted to say something snarky. But I soon found out that I was no longer sitting in my seat, rather I was now sitting on his left leg. However in Tartarus did he do that so fast is beyond me, all that I knew is I'm stuck in a very VERY painful situation....again.

"Choose your next words carefully." He said to me, as I gulped. Although he looked ready to just kick me, he raised a brow and started to rock me up and down. I don't know the method behind that act was all about..... Hey wait a minute!

"Rex, did you just...!"

"Damn Tia! Did your ass just gain a few more pounds or something!?" He exclaimed out loud....deliberately! Rex just weighted me!!! Oh that brutish barbarian!!! Right now, all I could think of was how to kill him, for using such vulgar claims about my Royal Tush being more heavier than before! The only problem is that how would I carry it out, especially when I'm trapped!

Well not really, but even if I do teleport off of him, he'll just be right on me the second I make the jump. Argh what do I do? Oh, this is so frustrating!

Although, what he said next, "But That doesn't mean you're less sexy and hot." It just made my mind a complete blank, the plans I wanted to make happen were all gone. The only words that were going through my head repeatedly were both 'Sexy' and 'Hot'!

"R-really?" I was hesitant-- No scratch that, I am scared out of my mind! How do I even know if what he says is the truth, or a trick to make me feel--

"I truly do mean it Tia." OK he means it. He most definitely means every word of it all.

Just then, I felt myself suspended in the air, for only a fraction of a second, before landing in Rex's arms. "Rex, what are you doing?"

"Time for bed. Duh!" And just to prove his point, he nodded his head to the girls, whose eyes were starting to close. He turned to Nightwish, "Captain, could you show these younglings to their rooms please?"

"I.... Of course, your highness." She went about leading the Mane Six out... Well, five of them. Twilight stayed there staring at him in disbelief and shock. "Um, Princess Sparkle, we really must get going. I believe they will want some alone time."

Twilight didn't seem to nudge at the moment, but eventually she relented and followed the Lunar Captain.

"Well that was weird." Rex commented as soon as Twilight left.

"Tell me about it, because I think you may have broken her." Discord added, "Seriously, you would NOT BELIEVE how much she adores little Tia over here!"

"Oh hush you witless cur!" I snapped at him.

Though that little fight was cut short. "That's enough out of you two! I won't stand for this kind of behaviour, you both act like an old married couple! Except more childish and cranky!" We both gasped at what he just said!

"Old!?" I shouted out.

"Cranky!?" Discord followed up.

"Yes, and yes! Like two old bickering hags!" He countered.

But the most unexpected thing that was said, "Oh please!" Didn't came from Rex's lips, "That's not even entirely true at all..."

"What isn't Luna?" Rex asked.

"Our age Rexxy, we're more than a couple of 'old bickering hags'...." She said, "WE ARE ANCIENT HISTORY OF EQUESTRIA ITSELF!!!" After she answered, the room fell silent. But then Discord started to snickering, which Rex got caught up in as well, followed by me and Lulu. Soon we all burst into laughter!

"OH MY GOHOHAD!!! SHE IS SSOOOOO RIGHT ON THAT ONE!!!!"

"I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF IT!?!?!?"

As we slowly came down from our high blissfulness of humour, it was time for rest. But then I remembered that Rex no longer had his room anymore. "Oh confound it!"

"What is it?" Rex asked, completely oblivious to his sleeping situation.

"You don't have a room anymore, that's what! We reformed it for other purposes now!" I retorted, "And we can't--"

"So....does this mean I'm gonna have to bunk with you or Lulu?" My face practically flared up of what he suggested! Is he trying to make light of his state, or embarrass me!?

"N-now Rex, you can't just m-make s-s-suggestions like that!"

"Would you rather have me give what Dizzy craves for then?" Oh no he didn't! He did not just pulled that one!?

"Ooooooooooh..... Do I hear my prayers being answered?" Discord came up right behind him with his paw and claw on Rex's broad shoulders, giving off the bedroom eyes...

"Nuh Uh!" Luna budded in, "Rexxy's coming to sleep with me!"

"Okay, my room it is!" I really didn't like the idea, but I don't have a choice! I didn't want either of them scaring him off!

... If that's even possible now...

(Twilight Sparkle)

"... OK, is anypony else a little put off by that new guy!? Because I sure am!" Rainbow ranted. Already mad at him...again. "Who does he think he is anyway!?"

"Sugarcube, Ah don' think ya can just waltz right up to him like that. Besides, he's an Alicorn! Y'all goin' up against Royalty!" Applejack said, "By the way, you can't hurt 'im no matter what! Ya broke both yer hands!" She reminded her, even I was surprised by that, along with everypony else.

"Yeah Dashy, and did you even see what he did to me!? He had me locked up in a straight jacket!" Pinkie spoke up next. "A straight jacket!! I mean, c'mon, I don't belong in a asylum! And he did it at the click of his fingers too! He's got Discords powers as well!" She's right, he did do something that only Discord could've done! And why was he acting so....weird towards him?

"Rainbow Dash please." Fluttershy spoke her piece. "I don't want you to go and get yourself hurt again. Besides, we were the ones that accused and attacked first!" She did had a point there, and I guess that's what he meant by us ponies being really xenophobic about the outside world...

"But did you see what he did to Rarity!? He yelled at her and turned her into a ball of sobs and tears!" Rainbow shouted.

"That maybe true..." Rarity offer a retort, "But just remember I was the one who pointed fingers, without any real proof of him being such..."

I wasn't listening to the rest of what they were all talking about next, my mind was just so jarred with far too many questions. Questions I feel may not be answered by him at all. But why...why was he acting in such a manner!? Why did he act like he owned the place!? This isn't his kingdom! He isn't even a king!

"Ma'am?" I got snapped out of my brooding from Nightwish, "Are you alright?"

"No..." I answer her bluntly, "I'm not alright."

"Is this about Carolus Rex?"

"Yes...it is about him."

"You don't like him at all, huh?"

"Not. One. Bit." After that, silence ran between us both a moment before starting up again.

"You know, you're kind of proving his point."

"Oh! And what might that be?"

"That we really are racist bigots." I stared at her, along with the others who overheard that one, in shock that she would take his side. Nightwish shook her head, "And it's true, because today he came walking through the city, and all of Canterlot came down on him. Verbally they were abusing him, just for being himself!"

"As a human!?"

"Since before you met him... Yes." She told us, and some other stuff about the Nobles saying a lot of awful things that aren't even true! "In all honesty, I don't see why the Guard should protect those useless slabs if they end up leaving more yellow puddles."

I guess I was a little too quick to judge him, but he still talked to the princess like he won against her. Just why...?

"Also I found out he's a King now!"

WHAT!?!?!? HIM, KING!?!?!? Wha....? How....? (Thump.)

"And she faded. Great....well time for bed!"

(Back to Celestia)

"I still don't understand why you want Discord here? Luna I can get, but he I wouldn't trust sleeping next to!" I shouted, right now we were all getting ready for bed. Rex was inside my bathroom brushing his teeth, while Luna waited on my bed, brushing her hair a bit, and Discord floated in the air, looking bored and impatient.

"Because...!" Rex called before spitting out into the sink, "Luna wants me held close to her since I got back, and I still feel like a complete cock-hole of a bitch for leaving her all alone for so long!" Luna giggled at his antics, "Dizzy wouldn't stop wailing like a banshee prick if I wasn't around to keep him snugged, but at the same time, he can't do anything lewd towards me if you two were there as well!"

"Friggin' cock-blocks!" Discord yelled, which only made Luna laugh at him and I gave a smug smile, feeling pretty victorious about Discord's frustrations.

Rex came out once he....was.... Why isn't he wearing his singlet on? "Stop your bitching Dizzy! You can wait a little... Hey Tia, you alright?"

"Rex.... No shirt.... Biceps.... Hot.... Why....?" That's all I could get out before every other word became gibberish. My face was as red as tomatoes and I think my nose is bleeding from the site of his upper half exposed. I don't need to look at the others reaction, I can tell what they thought: Luna was probably sitting their admiring him with a sly grin plastered on her face. Discord is practically panting like a dog, just hearing that sent unnerving shivers up my spine, knowing him he'll be all over Rex in an instant.

"What the hell are you rabbling on about now?" He said, as one of his hands were waving back and forth, trying to see if I responded to the method. Evidently, I was too preoccupied by the sight of his.... Newly improvements: he now had an eight pack, looking a bit more toned out...and are those...? What did he called them again, tattoos was it? Yeah that's it! Either way, he most certainly had the body that screamed out 'Proper maleness'! I wonder....

Eventually I managed to pry myself back to reality and away from... Those thoughts. "Rex, why are you shirtless?" I asked quickly.

He didn't respond at first, he just looked at himself before answering my question with another question of his, "Would you rather have me sleep without my pants on as well?" Oh mother of me, why would he suggested such an act!? And now the naughty thoughts are back inside my head!

Oh great now he's laughing, "Oh great Gods woman, you've never been with a guy for all these millennium, have you!?" I didn't answered him immediately, so he took it as a BIG 'NO'. "Well, at least you're safe from those Noble fuck-heads. But you never did told me those five lovely girls names down there."

"Ah damn! I forgot about that!" Realising my mistake, I slapped my forehead for my stupidity, "Sorry..... Twilight you already know of..."

"Unfortunately..." He snarked.

"Shush you! But anyway, moving on, the Apple farmer is Applejack."

"Unsurprisingly..." He said boringly.

"The Alabaster Unicorn is Rarity."

"A fanatical Fashionista, no doubt!"

"Quite right." By this point, I was trying to stay calm. But it was already apparent that he didn't seemed impressed by them, and that was driving me insane. "That rainbow Pegasus who was punching you earlier, was Rainbow Dash."

"Fuckin' Jockey cunt!" He snarled, really looking like he was going to blow up in our faces.

"Pinkie Pie is that one you strapped in a straight jacket." I said, quickly trying to change his mood. Which worked, thank mother!

"... Meh!" He just shrugged.

"'Meh'? That's all?" That certainly was a surprise! I was suspecting something a bit more an... That.

"In all honesty, she's nothing more then another Discord I will have to content with in the near future." Okay, that explains it! "But that cute yellow Pegasus? What's her name?" He asked. Again, surprised by this eagerness of his.

But before I could answer that, Discord beat me to it. "Oh! Her name is Fluttershy and isn't she just an adorable little thing! She is besties with yours truly: Me!" He told as he floated next to him, but his true intention was to wrap around Rex's torso. "And I say, you must have taken an interest in her already, Hmm!?" Smiling, Discord came up to his left cheek, giving it a peck before moving his right and repeated the process.

"But that's OK, I don't mind. If you want to have a threesome with her sometime, maybe I can arrange it..." Oh c'mon, he can't be serious about this!?

Rolling his eyes, Rex grabbed his tail and started to unwrap him off. After that he threw him on my bed, "Quiet! No need for you to speak out your fetishes." He spoke before grabbing me by the hand. "Now let's get some sleep." Rex placed himself in the middle with me press against his left, blushing all the while he wrapped his arm around me. Discord crawled to his right, clutching Rex's arm tightly to himself, nuzzling his snout into Rex's neck. Luna came on top of his chest, her arms snaked their way around his neck, and placing her head under his chin.

I proceeded to turning off the lights and the room was mostly pitch black, the glow of Luna's full moon was shining through the windows. Giving just enough to see each other.

Luna and Rex rubbed their noses together before he gave a kiss, which made her giggle, "Nighty night, little Lulu." He said softly to her.

"Nighty night, Rexxy." She replied and tucked her head back under his chin.

"Goodnight, sugar lips." Discord said in a...dare I say it...slutty tone.

Groaning in response, Rex told him, "Yeah, whatever, you little fucklet." This was only met with a chuckle by Dizzy as he whispered into his ear.

"We both know you loved every second of it, my dear king." He said, and with a flick of his fork tongue, he sent shivers through Rexxy's body, even getting him to let out a throaty growl, which made me shudder a bit. Snickering at his success, he closed his eyes.

Rex turned his gaze to me, we both just stared at each other in silence, not even moving a muscle. But I made the first move by giving him a kiss on his cheek with my eyes closed. "Goodnight my king." I said before entering the Dreamscape...

"Goodnight my sweet little sun princess." Was the last thing I heard from him as he, too, fell asleep....

(Carolus Rex. The next morning...)

"Rex...it's time to wake up..." A voice called out, trying to get me up. My eyes were still close shut, not even wanting to open and resisting my command. But then something felt...off? Like a missing piece.

Moving my right arm, well tried, I soon found out that it was trap within Dizzy's grip and between...his thighs... Ugh, he just couldn't resist his ungodly desires, could he? Well at least he's still where he slept. Luna was still sleeping on top of me, her head would sometimes rub up against my chin. Then I realized that Tia was nowhere to be found. Shifting my left arm about where she was suppose to be, I came into contact with her hand. Quickly grabbing it and letting go, she gave a chuckle.

"Oh c'mon now, you all need to get up." She told us, but the only thing she got from us was grunts of refusal to her commands.

So she tried pulling us out of bed. But that never happened, because I pulled her back into my arm again and told her, "Ten more minutes, then I'll cook us all breakfast." Making sure she was secured and snugged, she got the message I wasn't letting go of her.

Her reply was a huff, but snuggled more closer to me before saying, "Fine, but ten minutes and we're up." Giving a slight nod, we went back sleeping. Though occasionally, my right hand would subconscious slide up and down on Dizzy scaly thigh, making him sigh and coo, even giving me a nuzzles against my ear and kissing my cheek now and then.

Unfortunately, our extra ten minutes were up and we had to get up. "Alright, you had your ten minute sleep-in! Now up you get!" We still grumbled in protest, but we got up and off the bed.

Dizzy was the first to verbally give his complaint, "Tia you jerk! Must you steal my beauty sleep and cuddly buddy from me!?" While he was at it, I tried to get my eyes to open, which is always such a bitch to do even after all these years. Anyway, I got them little shits to open up, still holding onto me was Luna, now sitting on my lap....

.... And I don't think she's keen on letting go of me anytime soon...

"Discord we have to tell the girls about our past history with each other! It's not like they can guess what really happened!"

Well, this is getting us nowhere. Why is it always these two that end up fighting each other?

"Alright enough! Let's just head on down there before---." I was rudely interrupted when Tia's chamber doors busted open by some snobby noble prickwad.

Soon his sights were deadset on me, and he wasn't the only one either. Outside was getting flooded by the Nobility as they tried pushing their way through. "You there, monster!" I rolled my eyes at this outcome.

"What is it you want, asshole?" I asked, in a not-so-caring way.

He glared at me. "What I want, is for you to leave Equestria, and never come back!" He shouted his demand.

I just gave a yawn before continuing, "And if I don't? What are you gonna do about it?"

"Stop treating this like a game!" He snarled, "This is serious! You practically destroyed most of Canterlot last night!"

"And what of it?"

His frustration started to boil over, "You had us sleeping out of our homes, inside tents, on the ground! I have never been so humiliated in my life, nor disgraced by this act alone!"

I just sighed in annoyance, "Well WOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO-DAH! I don't care about your shoddy little observation of your shitty little situation, maggot! So if all of you egotistical asscrack addicts don't mind, will you please get the fuck out of the castle!? Before I shove you all up an elephants arse!" And with that said, I clicked them all away...and locked them up down in the dungeons.

After that, a Guardspony showed up next. "Your Highnesses!? I'm sorry, but they overrun us as soon as we were--!" He stopped mid-sentence when he saw me. "A-another Alicorn!? And y-y-you're male!?"

"Kid, shut the fuck up, and tell us what happened down there!?" And so he did: apparently when they were punching in and taking over so that the Lunar Guard gets some rest. Unfortunately, it seemed like the ideal time to strike at their most vulnerable, and so most of the Nobility gathered up a mob and stormed in on them. Guess that explains it, but it also gives me more feedback on the Guards performance on duty.... They are complete, stupid fucks, that can't do shit right anymore! Their predecessors did far more better then today's ones!

Sighing and shaking my head in disappointment, I teleported myself down in the Royal Kitchen to cook us all a big breakfast. Although, in doing so, I scared the living shit out of the kitchen staff that works this part of the castle.

Eh, whatever! Time to make us breakfast...

"Mmm..... Rex, you certainly outdone yourself again!" Tia exclaimed in joyful and delightfulness of the dishes I cooked out on.

"I'll say!" Luna showed hers by hogging it all down in her guts.

I shrugged the praises off, like it never really did mean much to me. Sure, I mean, it's nice and all. But it can get a little over excessive at times, which is pretty annoying. Though, not as much as Dizzy's pathetic attempts at... Feeding me with his mouth.

Yeah! No kidding, he's been at it just as soon as I got this all done! Not to mention, he was wearing that fucking French maiden outfit again from last night!

"Ugh, Dizzy will you just behave yourself! The kids are coming in soon!"

"Aww... But master, you need to finish your breakfast." He said with a cute pout on him, and if it wasn't for that dress, I probably could ignore it. But now it somewhat got a little impossible.

So, I gave in to what he desires. "Jeez fine, I'll do it! If only to calm your insatiable urges and raging hormones!" After saying that, he went flying about and squealing like a filly schoolgirl. I had my face buried in my hand, just thinking what have I done to myself.

Looking back up, Dizzy already had a hash brown in his mouth. His draconic tail swishing wildly, eyes half lidded, accompanied with a very slutty, shameless, sly smile. All of it, his entire being, was just gnawing at my very soul, the very words are simple: 'Give me what I wanted, and desired for so long!'

Already regretting this, I closed my eyes shut, wishing that this whole thing would blow over. But that wasn't the case, "Now dearest..." He was talking to me telepathically, even showing me what was happening as my eyes were still closed. "There's no need to keep playing hard to get... Just relax, and enjoy the sensation..." As he draws near, I barley parted open my mouth, but slowly widening so the hash brown would fit in. Dizzy stopped mere inches, his voice in my head said the last piece to his speech, in a husky, alluring tone. "My beloved master....."

Just as I was about to take a bite, the hash brown disappeared, and Dizzy lips were mashed against my own. Giving out a muffled gasp, my eyes shot open as he forced his tongue passed through, and started to wrestle with mine! With his eyes staring right down at me, he made it clear that I'm not getting out of it until I satisfied his lustful cravings. So I closed my eyes once more and started getting into it, putting in some more effort, having my tongue pushing and twirling in time with his, trying to dominate one another. I brought Dizzy close to me, holding him in my arms as we made out on the spot, his cheeks were burning red, as he reached out to me as well. At the start, the kiss was just pure lustfulness, it wasn't exactly as satisfying as one might think....not unless you both were friends with benefits. In this case, we're not, so smoothing it out of the roughness of loveless lust and into the more passionate side of things. Although, I almost forgotten how much he loved it when we did this; he would lose himself in the heat of the moment, that he shot his lion paw to unbuckle my bottom half, aka: my leather pants.

Fortunately, both Tia and Lulu came to the rescue, and broke it up.

"Alright Discord, that is quite far enough!" Tia got Dizzy off me, a trail of our saliva stretched until it broke. His response wasn't a good one, he started growling and stared at Tia with a killer look. She backed off in an instant, not seeing this side of him.

Something about this situations development made me click, Tia and Lulu's parents warned us about ourselves, losing our beings to the Primal Instincts. I will admit; I came close a couple of times to getting lost within such a thing, nearly went on a killing spree. One of those I could have caused... Genocide on a sentient species.

Yeah, that's how bad it went.

"Rexxy?" Luna snapped me out and reminded me of Dizzy's condition, which I need to sort out. I was gonna bring my newly made weapon out, The Chains of a Renegade, to knock some sense back into that screwed up head of his. Although....

"DISCORD!?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?" It wasn't meant to be. At the sound of Fluttershy's voice, he snapped out of it. But the look on his face pretty much said he was scared shitless, so I guess enraging the quiet girl isn't the best idea.

Dizzy was sweating up a storm, the glare he was receiving from her made him crawl behind me. Though she wasn't alone, her friends, and the Captain, we're all standing there with her. But that's not all, apparently I forgot about Vinyl and her friends were still here. Not that I complaining, it's just that I hope they don't---

"Oh my GOSH!!! Guys he is an Alicorn! Rex is a friggin' Alicorn!" Nope, they're not mad at me!

"So... Um.... H-how long... Have y-y-you all...?" Dizzy stammered out his question. But the answer was simple...

"Since you started to make out with him, dearie....and I must say, not bad." Rares said, she and the others were blushing madly from the show they just witnessed. But that last bit she gave, I don't know whether I should feel flattered, or ashamed?

So deciding to move things along, "Okay! Now that you're all here, grab a bite, sit down, and listen to what Tia has to say." Seeing how easily that worked, they all forgot what happened a moment ago and started to dig in.

Shit man, that was close! Nearly had my pants ripped off me!

"Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Rex?" Turning to face whoever, I was both shocked and surprised by how fast Flutters got right next to me. I didn't even notice it, but then again Luna would also sneak up besides me, if she felt like she was alone. "I hope you're alright after what Discord did. Who knew he had such feelings for you? That is, if you don't mind me asking?" This girl sure as hell got a heart made of solid gold, and I can see she's the one to bring him back around.

"Dizzy hasn't been causing any of you trouble lately, has he?" I asked, seeing as how most of it was on my head, I'm still responsible for their well-being.

She shook her head, held with a cute smile. "Oh no, he has been on his best behaviour.... Well most of the time." She hid behind her mane a little before asking me this, "So.... Have you and him...?"

"Yeah, I guess you could say we were lovers once.... And apparently still are." I told her, "You could say we fooled around in that department, only because we are immortals. I mean, who has the right to tell you, that what you committed is wrong and you should feel ashamed? That is not what I believe in."

"Oh.... Is it because, if you went out with a mortal, you can't handle the pain of losing him, or her?" Ah there it is, the one simple and most obvious question. I nodded my answer, and sadly so. She gasped and grabbed a hold of my left hand. "Oh my! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to bring it up like that!"

Gripping hers, I gave a little chuckle, "It's fine. I just needed a reminder that not everything is made to be eternal." After that, I felt something slithering around my waist again. Already knowing who it was, I just let this one take its course, soon Dizzy had his face rubbing against my right cheek. "Dizzy...?"

"Sorry for what I did hon. I just missed you so much..."

"You all have. But do I even want to know what happen to the other two?"

"Another time dear, for now let's just eat in peace." Agreeing to the idea, Fluttershy went back to her friends and we all ate whatever we got. Dizzy still insisted on feeding me, though this time with utensils. Rolling my eyes, I let him have his way....for now.

After we finished with our food, the waiters came in and cleared everything off the table quickly, leaving behind a couple of jugs filled with water, and some glasses. Pouring me one, I took a sip before asking, "So, since Tia told me your names, why don't you lot tell me a little bit about yourselves?"

Twi was the first to speak, "Well, actually, we were hoping you would...tell us more about yourself. I mean, you never really told us you're a... King." Ah crap, I can't believe I forgot about that!

Next was AJ, "Beggin' yer pardon, sir, but how are ya king? Ah mean, yer obviously not from 'round 'ere anymore. So where's yer kingdom at?" How perspective of her. But it's crossing the borderline too soon.

"Hmm... True, but that doesn't mean Equestria isn't my home anymore. As for where I rule now...will have to wait." They all murmured with each other, thinking I wasn't gonna talk about it. Technically they are right, but that doesn't mean I won't show them. "Once all of this is said and done, I'll be planning on taking you all there." That got a positive reaction out of them, still stunned, but very excited about the possibility of traveling.

"Alright, questions will have to wait!" Tia spoke up, getting the to focus on today's history lesson. "You all know what you want to hear, so I'll be talking to you about it." They were all quiet when Tia started. "As you all know both me and my sister on a personal level, that's not how we started out. In fact, from our younger years, we were... Different..."

They stared at her in confusion, unable to fathom on what she meant by that. Twilight questioned her about that, "Excuse prim-- I mean, Celestia, but what do you mean by 'That's not how we started out.' It sounded as if you were...."

"They were different people from what you see before you now." I answered her. "She wasn't all nice, or kind, or anything that inspires a very good person at heart. She was on the opposite end of that."

All eyes were on me, then shifted over to Tia, and then back... Yeah you know where this is going.

"He is right." Lulu spoke up, "She and I were never like we are now."

"Indeed..." Tia answered. An audible series of gasps sounding off, all were staring at us four in disbelief on this. Either way, she continued, "As for who else was with us three before Rex was indeed Tirek, Sombra, and Chrysalis. But we weren't as you might call, the best team..."

(Princess Celestia, a few millennia ago...)

"Are you sure you are ready for this?" I rolled my eyes at the old croon's feeble excuse of concern for my well-being. Star Swirl the Bearded may be the Arch Mage, the best Unicorn and long lived one, but he is still beneath me. For I am the Ascended! The next Heir to the Royal Crown! My parents, the King and Queen, may have been impressed by his...Trivial...accomplishments, perhaps far too easily. But I will not be swayed, it will take more than over 200 arcane magic spells developed within over a century!

Turning to glare at him, I answered him. "Of course I am ready! Stop wasting my time with your babbling and get on with it!" He sighed and prepared the test, shaking his head, already giving his disapproval about it. I ignored this however, because his opinion is of no concern of mine. I know I can overcome this obstacle, to become one with the celestial body: The Sun.... Just like my mother. Soon my surroundings changed to match that of our Dimension: Equestria, our homeland and fonder of Ponykind itself. My mother's sun was up high, making it past noon. Closing my eyes, concentrating my magic to make the connection with the fiery orb... Yes... It is working... I can feel the energy coming from it! I'm in complete control of this sacred light in the sky!

"Excellent. You know what to do next, yes?" Star Swirl said.

"Set the sun down for the night to begin." I replied, reminding that old withering fool that I'm not like the others, who will soon learn why I'm fit to lead this rag-tag team of misfits to glorious victory! Beginning the proceeders, I started to move it, setting it behind the mountains that Canterlot was being built on. But just as it was halfway of going behind them, my connection with it cut out on its own according, and now that giant fire ball was spiralling towards the planet! No, I refuse to let this slide by! Summoning all of my magical potential, trying to force the sun to halt its descendants upon the world and to push it back into its orbit. But try as I might, it still maintained its course to destroying this world and all of its inhabitants!

Soon everything was abolished, turned to ash, engulfed inside its fiery death trap, before the sun itself imploded until nothing but dust was all that remained, in the vast void of space. The test came to a close and my inability to actually control my mothers sun was all for naught. But why did it happen? How could it have turned out like that!? I know I could have achieved in maintaining constant control of it!

My anger was starting to boil over the fact I failed in the test, and it didn't help that a certain clown was laughing at my failure! Turning around to make my disdain and rage visible to him, I was met with not just Discord, but the others were there: Tirek the Centaur was standing there with his arms crossed, looking at me with distasteful disappointment in his eyes. Sombra, a Crystal Pony native, chosen by Star Swirl as his successor, gave a brief glance at me before going back to reading the book in hand. Boredom filled his expression, as if he perceived this untold outcome to happen! Chrysalis, Princess of her Changeling Hive, had her head turned to the side, not ever once acknowledging my presence, whatsoever! The last one was...my little dearest sister, Luna. She was only a couple of centuries younger then I, but she seemed so mature, if not only quiet nearly all the time. Still, she was just so adorable and cute, she held so much sympathy for me, that it help calm my nerves.

Deciding to leave and return to my room...well our room, Luna ran up to me and I picked her up, leaving the arena without a word, nor heeding Star Swirls words. I just needed some peace, quiet, and quality time with my little Lulu, to wash away the disgracefulness and humiliation.

Reaching the room we both share and sleep in, I set her down next to me on my bed, cuddling her close to my side.

"Celly?" She asked, "Are you going to be all right?"

I sighed before answering, "I'm not entirely sure. I feel bitter just remembering that test." I turned to look at her. "I wonder what mother and father would think of this now?"

Luna hugged me all the more tighter, as if trying to squeeze out whatever negativity; feeling or thought, out of my being. "Don't worry about it! Mommy and Daddy will always love you! No matter what happens!" Awww.... How thoughtful of her. I returned her loving embrace, it was cheerful of her for staying by my side.

After we separated, Luna wanted to play 'Tea Time' with me and her stuffed animal friends. Of course the tea and other edible food source was real, and not all pretend. Afterwards I made us some dinner, we actually have some living quality in here; a functional kitchen at the far end, some living space in the middle for whatever purpose we have need of it, and finally our beds on the other end.

During supper, Luna was talking about her dreams. It's always good to hear her ones, she talks about how the world was free; free of war and strife. That everypony and every other sentient being were living in peaceful harmony and equality. No discrimination, racism, distrust, supremacy. Nothing bad or worst. Oh what a wonderful lifestyle that must be.... But I had my doubts, though I never voiced the words. Such a thing will be neigh impossible, and a long road to travel on too.

Cleaning up and getting ready for bed, Lulu would ask of me to read her some bedtime stories, just so she could sleep with me. I don't mind really, all she has to do was ask me, and we'll snuggle up to each other. Nothing wrong with that, it's just something siblings do when we sneak comfort from one another. So she climbed into bed with me and I told a story I made up on the spot, eventually she fell asleep fast, and soon I followed suit afterwards......

Although, somewhere past midnight, I heard voices outside the bedroom door. I can distinctly deduce that it was my parents talking with Star Swirl about yesterday's activities....

"So, she could not control my sun? But she always had such proficiency in magic. What went wrong, Star Swirl?" My mother asked that old fart.

"Well, it's true that she holds up in professionalism in magic. But the problem is how arrogant and ignorant she has become these past centuries. Am I right?" Father spoke up, seeming to be just as strict as ever.

Soon the old bag of bones replied. "Yes, my lord: the problem lies within how she views things and what she thinks of them. She still believes herself to be the True Leader out of all these youngsters. Not to mention she keeps talking back at you, as if she was Queen of Equestria already!" Oh how I hate that withering windbag. "She's always over glorifying herself, thinking just because she is an Ascended, she can do whatever she wants, however she wants! Are you certain you didn't spoiled her when she was just a filly?"

"Heavens no! I couldn't fathom why she would be acting like this?" Mother exclaimed. "But what do we do now? This cannot go on forever!"

"No it won't, and I won't stand for this absurdity anymore." My father spoke up, already having a plan in mind. "We will search for someone to take up leadership. Someone who can bring these children together, and keep them tight-knit... No matter what they throw at him, or her."

"But dearest love, what if they challenge them? You know we cannot-"

"I know, but our search won't be here in Equestria, or anywhere on this world. We'll be jumping through dimensions to find the one we need." What!? He can't be serious about this!?

I can't take this, I stopped listening to their conversation and pulled Lulu close to me. I just... Cannot believe what they're doing: go search for another misfit to make things worse, and put it in charge!? That's absolutely absurd! I was suppose to be the one! Just why...why would you not give me another chance mother and father...? What did I do wrong, to make you come down to this decision...?

Just why....?

(Time skip: 100 years later...)

"... And still none of them are around...again." Sombra complained, which made us all groan in annoyance.

"Quit your belly aching, it's not like we can't see the obvious!" Tirek shouted. "Besides, they probably busy with something."

"Then do, pray tell, what is it you suspect Tirek?" Chrysalis inquired, "Because it sounds like you know where they could be."

He gave a thoughtful hum, but I know what my parents and Star Swirl were up to. So far they haven't return with nothing in toll, but that didn't stop them going farther and wider. I just pray that when they return, it'll be the last, and I won't have to worry about anymore competitions.

"Well... There are millions of reasons, and most of them wouldn't make much sense." Tirek concluded, "So why don't we ask Chaotic Junior what he thinks of this?"

"Hey!" Discord gave a disapproving glare down at him, "I thought we agreed that I was going to be known as The Lord of Chaos and Disharmony!"

"Shut up and tell us your opinion about the matter." Tirek retorted.

Discord huff and started thinking, "Humph, fine then! Now...what would be, the last thing they will ever do....?" He started to scratch his chin, then clicked his talons, "Eureka!"

"What is it?"

"What if... They are in search of a new member!?"

".... Wow.... That actually is the last thing they would do..."

"Not only that, but what if it isn't in this dimension of ours? What if they had to go out into the Multiverse itself, just to find the right one!?"

Silence filled the room, none of us said a word. But Sombra snorted, "Really Discord? I hate to break it to you, but what reason would there be for them to make such an absurd act!?" He shook his head, while chuckling. "I mean, true that would be the last thing, but it's so unlikely..."

"No, he's right..." I finally spoke up, "They are looking for a new member to add." Everypony had their eyes on me. Staring at me in confusion... Well, save for Discord.

"You cannot be--."

"I am Sombra! I heard them discussing it outside my room one night long ago!" I shouted at him, already feeling stressed about it. "They said that when they find him, or her, that one will automatically become our leader." I hissed.

Again, silence filled the room, letting them have the information I gave sink into their skulls. But that didn't last long.

"Oof... I'm terribly sorry about that children!" Star Swirl came rushing into the room, "Alright, I know you all are wondering why I and the Royals have been gone most of the time..."

"So you found someone this time?" I asked, my bitterness seeping from my voice.

He was shocked by this. "Wait, how did...? Oh right, outside your room." I didn't give a reply, so he took as a 'yes' and moved on. "Yes we did, but it wasn't our choosing..."

"Huh?"

"Apparently we ended up upsetting a actual God, and he doesn't like it when other deities come snooping around in his territory."

"And yet..." Sombra said, but we already got an answer before he could finish.

"We told him why we were there, and he agreed. But on two conditions."

"Two?" Chrysalis ask.

"Yes. The first was of his choosing, and there were no take backs. The second was... To make him an Alicorn."

"WHAT!?" I screamed, the very thought of it was startling! How could they have agreed to such terms!? Surely they can best a God--!

"I know what you're thinking, and no, we couldn't even if we did try. He had an army of Angelic warriors. We were outnumbered, outmatched, and their wasn't much we could do, except leave." I can't believe this, and I never wanted to believe it either! In a bit of panicking moment, I ran out of the classroom, through the halls to reach my destination, my parents office.

I skidded to a halt, hearing voices inside. Two I know, but the other was a male voice, almost as deep as fathers one. After steeling myself, I opened the door, and what I saw I couldn't comprehend.

He was tall, taller than me. His fur was Scarlett red, or was it Crimson Blood red? Well neither one works! His body structure was on bit bulky, but slimy toned out evenly. His mane and tail were long and spiky, it's coloration was also red, but with black tips at each end of them all. Those wings...they do not look natural, well mostly they're normal, but there was an extra detail added to them. Claws, he actually has claws on them, much like a bat, or a dragon, at best. Soon he turned around so could get a look at him, his eyes were green, but the look they held were ice cold, almost as if he was heartless.

My mother saw me and came up, "Tia, what are you doing here?" She asked. But soon got the message, "Oh right, well time for an introduction! Celestia, meet Carolus Rex. He will be taking the team leader roll." All I did was stare at him, not even giving a reply or anything. So she continued, "Rex, this is our eldest daughter, Celestia. We have a younger one name Luna, so we'll be introducing you everypony else soon."

This can't be happening....

Author's Note

Well, here you go! This is how Tia use to act, a real self-absorb, self-righteous, over glorified, spiteful, disrespectful, greedy, spoiled little shitlet!

Thinks she owns everything, when really she's just delusional about it.

Hopefully this will satisfy you for now. And no, they aren't homosexual...

They're bisexual!