The girls and Terry got to the outskirts of town and found a ship waiting for them and Princess Luna. Twilight saw Luna and ran to her to give her a hug. “Good to see you Luna. Did you help set this up?”

“Actually, I have the same invitation as you must have received. I was mainly interested in this Night Wolf that was mentioned as a combatant.” Luna looked behind Twilight and saw Terry holding Rainbow Dash’s left Hoof with his right hand, both of them blushing at this. Luna smirked. “I knew it. Celestia owes me 50 bits.”

Everyone waited a few minutes, then left as no one else came and got on the ship that then take off. Lyra ran and saw she just missed the shuttle. “Wait! You forgot me!” the shuttle than disappeared from view. She kicked a rock on the ground in defeat. “ Rats! There’s goes my only chance to get some hands for the operation.” Nurse Redheart walked on by a bored look on her face.

“I was being sarcastic. No sane doctor or surgeon in their right mind would operate on you, just to give you hands.” Redheart left her view than Lyra looked up at the sky than a malicious grin formed on her face thinking about Redheart’s words.

“Not in their right mind eh…”

Pinkie Pie looked around and thought the inside looked simple yet cool. Then she looked outside and saw how far in space they were as she saw only blackness and stars. “Wow. This ship is fast.”

“Pinkie Pie, wrong window.”

Pinkie looked at the other window and saw their planet. Her eyes sparkled at the awe-inspiring view.
“So Pretty…”
Twilight felt the same as she saw how beautiful the world looked when you weren’t on the ground. They past the moon and Luna felt a brief shiver up her spine as she remembered the millennium she spent on it. Twilight saw Luna’s shiver and walked to her.
“What was it like on the moon?”

“I felt many things. Anger to my sister for sending me there in the first place. Irony because it was the actual moon which I found slightly funny. Lonely because I was the only one there. And mainly bored as there was almost nothing on there to do.”

Terry appalled and hugged Luna feeling sorrow for her. “You poor thing. Not even a simple Play Colt.”

“What do you mea- wait a minute you’re the one who sends me those Adulteries the publishers call magazines every past Hearth’s Warming Eve since I came back?”

“You’re welcome.”

Luna’s right eye twitched than she gave Terry a swift kick in the Gearbox, causing him to wince than hold his crotch in pain as he fell over. “Now I can stop thinking it’s a stupid trick Discord kept pulling on me.” Terry tried to get up only to get another kick in the Gearbox. “And that’s for April Foals and my birthday.” Terry managed to speak through the pain but it was almost as high as Pinkie Pie’s. “Actually, April Foal’s was Discord.” Dash grabbed Terry and began dragging him to the bathroom. “I think I know how to make it a little better.”

“Wait till after the match.”

A voice than came up and rang through the cabin. “Ok honored invites, we’re gonna be shipping off for Kaon, if you’ll strap into your seats, we’ll head into hyperspace.”

Everyone found the seats and strapped in except for Pinkie Pie who was the only one that didn’t strap in. “I wonder what it’ll feel like.”

The ship than felt like it was coming to a complete stop, than blasted forward. Inside the cabin, it vibrated a little, and each pony was feeling the speed that was pulling him or her differently. Luna was holding onto the edge of her armrests while the corners of her lips were pulled back by the sheer speed, and water left the corners of her eyes. Twilight and AJ were doing the same thing, while Dash was trying to bring her head forward resisting the g-force, while Terry turtled his head into his shell, and Rarity and Fluttershy fainted as the sheer shock of how fast it got. Pinkie Pie was pushed out of her speed by the force and landed smack on the wall of the cabin back. She only laughed at it and the vibration. “T-t-this m-m-makes m-m-my v-v-voice s-s-sound sil-l-l-ly!” Those that could in the cabin, rolled their eyes and tried to make it through the ride.

The ship came out of hyperspace but it’s speed only changed at a slower pace. It reached the metal planet in the distance. Home to all Cybertronian’s no matter the universe.
The metal planet of Cybertron. The ship came lower and lower and Kaon came in the distance. The ship touched down with its landing gears out, when the entrance of Kaon came within walking distance the ship made a sudden stop. The sudden stop not only woke up Rarity and Fluttershy from unconsciousness, but it threw Pinkie Pie across the cabin where her head got stuck in the door to the cockpit. She got her head out and rolled back falling outside. The others rushed to see if she was all right and found Pinkie Pie doing a headstand. “It’s okay, I landed on my head.”
The group laughed on how Pinkie Pie can find any moment to be random even when there’s no material for it.

They got off the ship and Twilight was about to walk back in to thank the pilot for service when the ship transformed. Gears moved, came apart and attached to somewhere else until eventually a large grey robot with the shuttles wings on it’s back rose than looked at the mares and wirewolf. Twilight came back to reality than spoke to the metal giant.

“Thank you for transportation Mister…”

“Astrotrain. And you’re welcome.” Astrotrain than walked ahead of them only to be stopped by Twilight’s voice. “Wait! How are we supposed to get back home?”

“I’m bringing ya back. I’m watching the fight too.”

Twilight sought the best action was to follow Astrotrain as to figure out how to even find the arena. She than asked Astrotrain something that bugged her. “How is it non-Cybertronian’s can breath here?”

“It’s a little something the host made. He managed to tune the part of Cybertron that would generate atmosphere to where it was a universal air so any specie could leave here. If they can drink Energon that is.”

Twilight was fascinated by this and reminded herself to meet the host as to ask how he precisely did it.

They reached the coliseum and found a few thing set up, a simulator both, which Pinkie ran for, a photo booth with the back exposed as it showed the awe-inspiring landscape of Cybertron, which Spike, Rarity and Fluttershy ran for. But than she saw the dunk tanks as mentioned in the letter and saw a figure that made her heart stop than ignite in anger: Lord Tirek. She was about to blast him to piece than saw another dunk tank next to him and just became confused: it looked exactly like Tirek, but if he was a girl, than Twilight saw a grouping front of the tanks: it looked exactly like hers but if they decided to be opposite genders. She saw someone beginning to give a lecture on the anatomy of Cybertronian’s and how they can be made through certain conditions and grinned at this new knowledge, so Twilight Hopped eagerly towards it with Luna in the hold of her Magic, leaving Terry at the Dunk Tanks. He saw a large brown and purple Cybertronian next to them who than looked in his direction and saw Astrotrain. “Astrotrain!”

Astrotrain saw who was calling him. “Blast Off!” he ran to Blast Off and they gave props and pulled into a hug than broke it. “How ya doing?”

“Good. I actually had an extra guest as they brought Lady Tirek so now we have two dunk tanks.”

“Sweet. So he got ya into this too.”

“Yep. Can’t really complain though. Get to do what I need or want cause he got me immunity, all the Energon I can drink, and most of his jobs are pretty easy.”

Terry saw not only the group, but also a Wirewolfess to which he found the Wirewolfess a little hot, than saw the dunk tanks than walked up to the group. “Excuse me kind sirs,” They all turned to him, causing him to shudder inside as they all reminded him of the girls. “I couldn’t help but notice you were looking at the dunk tanks.” The Wirewolfess walked up to him. “What’s it to you?”

“Just asking miss…”

“Terri Tearing-Skull Lopez. Yours?”

“Terry Tearing-Limbs Rodriguez ” Terry rolled the R’s on his name to show off.

“Well why are you asking?”

“I bet 50 bits I can’t take put hit both dunk tanks at the same time with one ball.”

“Go ahead and try. I’ll pay up if you do it. And so will the guys.” Terri turned to her group “right guys?”

The guys looked at each other at her words and the one that looked like Twilight spoke. “There’s no choice is there?”

“Dusk. I’m being an honest friend when I say… not at all.”

“Fine. But there’s no scientific way he’ll win.”

Terry rolled his eyes confident and purchased on ball form the counter he stood in between the tanks. He saw both Tirek’s praying he only got one of them, most likely the other. He chucked the ball at Tirek’s tank where it hit the target, it bounced off Terry’s chest, and hit Lady Tirek’s target, sending both of them into the water where a few piranhas were attacking them and they tried to get them off and specifically prevent them from munching on the more separate regions. Terry felt a great sense of pride so he hit both Targets again like the first time, but when the board came down, it smacked both Tirek’s on their heads, knocking them out. Terry than turned to the guys and brought out his hand. “Pay Up.”

The Stallions grumbled as Terri cost them 50 bits, all though Terri smirked out of respect she had for Terry for that. Terry than walked away and a voice was heard throughout Kaon. “The match shall begin in 5 minutes. For good seats, going now is highly recommended.”

Terry than met up with the girls, Rarity had a few photos from the booth, Pinkie had some from the simulator, And Twilight had dozens of notes as she took down every single thing the guy said during the lecture and managed to tuck it away into her saddlebags which impossibly fit snuggly in it than looked to Terry. “Hey Terry, how was the dunk tank?”

“Fun. I knocked out two version of Tirek at the same time, and met a group of you girls if you were guys.”

“I don’t even wanna know.”

The girls made their way to the Coliseum, which reminded them of the Romare Coliseum and found a booth inside with a sign above it saying, ‘PLACE BETS’.
Terry and Dash were feeling confident and walked up to it. All of a sudden a wirewolf came out of Terry’s chest hatch and put five bits on the counter. “My name is Zoid Harold. This is all I have. Put it on Kul’as.”
Harold than sand crabbed into the stands and to his seat. Terry and Dash shrugged this off than made their way to it. They looked behind the guy at the counter and saw all the listed combatants, with Kul’as one of them with the odds 400:800 and the unknown listed as ‘MYSTERY FIGHTER’ with 1:800 odds. They looked at each other and nodded. Terry opened his chest hatch and a large amount of bits that came out to 500 bits, while Dash put 50 bits on the counter. “All on the Mystery Fighter.” Luna was appalled at how much Terry was gambling on something he had no idea about but mearly sighed.
“It appears the Gambling Boot has gotten me as well.”
She took out 100 bits on the counter. “All on the Mystery.”
Twilight placed a bet of 50 bits on the mystery fighter, while Spike bet 2 gems which added up to 200 bits due to the carat, the rest of the girls bet the same amount, as they were compelled to see if the mystery fighter wins, and Fluttershy bet 25 bits as she wasn’t really sure if the mystery fighter was a shoe-in. Twilight felt a little embarrassed for Luna and had to tell her something. “It’s actually ‘Gambling Bug’ Luna.”

“Thanks for the correction.”

They made their way into the arena and found good front row seats, good enough to see every single piece of action, but not to the point it was the Splash Zone. They than heard a voice on the right of their seats. “Hayburgers and Energon here! Get your Hayburgers and Energon!” Terry than shouted to the guy who than came over. “9 Hayburgers, one extra large, with fries and 8 shakes. I’ll take a large drink of Energon.”

“You sure you don’t want anything else?”

“Nah. I saw what else was available. Both those meats give me gas.”

“That’ll be 30 bits.”

Terry took out the last of the bits he had. “Here’s 50 keep the change.”

The vender gave them the orders and moved on for anyone else that wanted food. “Save it for the main event, that was the last of the bits I had on me.”

Everyone got comfy in their seats and waited for the fight to begin when a familiar voice shouted to them. “HEY GUYS!!” they looked up and saw none other than Discord himself sitting next to Fluttershy with 12 Hayburgers and a chocolate milkshake. “I didn’t know you guys got the invite too. I would’ve gladly teleported us here. But apparently our host doesn’t trust me. I can see after the Tirek incident but I would never cheat in something like this. I normally sabotage, but nowadays I try to be more of a friend. By the way Luna, I spent 350 bits on the mystery fighter.”

In the V.I.P. Box, Diablo Corps sipped his milkshake while enjoying the chocolate taste, and the Mane-iac sat on his left waiting for the show to start, than saw Lockdown walk in, throwing something in a box he was holding, and some green stuff on his chainsaw hand.

“Had catch up with Khyber I see?”

“Yes. Took my hook, thought I return the favor, you know a servo for a servo.”

“Glad you got that out of the way.”

The Mane-iac chuckled a little at how good the fight was gonna be. “I’m so nervous I can feel my mane standing on end.”

“My sentiments on the anticipation. Now, let’s get this party started.”

Diablo Corps reached for the microphone on his seat and spoke into it, his voice boomed in the coliseum.

“Welcome invites, to THE SMASH OF THE TITANS!! It shall be a night of rumbles, roars and giants soaring threw the sky from being thrown.” The gates in the pit opened and the combatants walked out. Twilight was amazed at how some of them looked. One stood out form the rest just on his appearance: it was obviously human, but it had on a red and black costume with a mask over his head. He had two katannas strapped to his back and a pistol on his side. “And someone everyone shall enjoy see fighting, The Merc with a Mouth, DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!”

Everyone else in the stadium cheered at this to which Deadpool did a theatrical bow in response. “And two bugs sick of being the punching bag no matter what universe they’re in, WASPINATOOOOOOOOR!!!” the same response was met and both Waspinators high fived each other as this may finally be their chance of getting out of the gutters of the job that was Butt Monkey of the Multiverse.
Twilight noted how the one on the right looked a bit more monstrous as the one on the left looked more mechanical.
“Now in the ring, the King so famous and loved, the universe tried to dim him down by making him Fluttershy in one universe but not even that could keep The Beast down, I give you… GRIMLOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!”
5 combatants roared in dominance, 3 which looked very similar, while the 4th looked like a body made of spikes, and the fifth freaked Twilight out a little at how shocking she looked like Fluttershy, the look on her face reminding her of when she tried to be more assertive. “Now another native of here, but getting no home field advantage, the winds that could destroy cities, DEVASTATOOOOOR!!!!”

The colossal green eyed giant made up of several vehicles got on his back legs and roared smacking his fists on his chest than slammed them back on the ground. “Now the mindless tank, a guy even Grimlock could out smart, SLOOOOOOOOG!!!”

Slog was indeed stupid, but at least had the brains to roar, causing the stadium to cheer in response. “Now someone most have had their doubts about, she is indeed a Nightmare, but don’t judge her size… NIIIIIIIIGHT WOOOOOOOLF!!!!”

A combatant took of her cloak and howled in dominance; Luna was shocked at how this anthro indeed looked like Nightmare Moon, but the frame and build of a werewolf. Other wirewolf’s minus Terry howled in response to Night Wolf as it was in their blood. The left one of the large gates at the far side of the arena the group could see opened slowly as something walked to it coming outside. “Now a combatant I’m sure everyone has hoped to see, the Sultan of Shadow, Evil Incarne Supreme, the Big man of Blight… KUL”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!”

Twilight saw Kul’as and her eyes widened at how different he looked than from the past. He was still Black and Purple with his four arms, but he had spikes poking over parts of his body, and at least at Tirek’s height when he had all the magic. The crowd’s cheers deafened the stadium as Kul’as simply raised his upper right hand and let out a roar. Before he took his place on the side of the other combatants, all of them making a circle around the arena with a spot next to Kul’as empty. “Now for you to know whom the mystery combatant is,” the door next to Kul’as’ door opened and something lumbered to the entrance as mist rolled out of it. “The sight for red eyes, a juggernaut of anger, The Mare of Rage… SADDLLLLLLE RAGEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!”

Terry’s ears dropped, as he knew with Saddle Rager’s personality he was bankrupt. But than Saddle Rager lumbered out as if something had just ticked her off more than usual, and looked than same too as she was in her monster form and roared a roar saying ‘lay down to die.’ and the crowd went wild like tomorrow was the end of the world.
Twilight noticed how Saddle Rager’s hooves had Energon chains on them as she stopped in her place. “Now the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Let’s get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!”

Discord was particularly interested. “Interesting Fluttershy, I didn’t know you doubled as a Dinobot. Certainly not as an angry superhero like that.”

“Um discord, I’m right here.”

“Oh, my bad.”

Waspinator was a tinge afraid when Devastator came in, but when Saddle Rager came in, he was absolutely terrified and looked to his animated counterpart. “Is Waspinator as terrified as Waspinator is?”

“Waspinator agrees with Waspinator and is beginning to regret decision of coming here.” Deadpool who was in-between both of them looked to the Animated one as he felt confused. “How about you call yourself Wasp as I am too confused as it is.”

“In fact that was name Waspinator had before he got upgrade.”

“Okay so that works out better. And here’s the plan, if the three of us work together, than we can totally k-word these guys.”

“K-word?”

“Verbal tic, no matter where I am, I can’t really say that now matter what. But you know what I mean, uncreate, make go away, sleep with the fishes. You know k-word.”

“Waspinator is going to try and ignore crazy pajama man.”

“This is a costume, not pajamas.”

“Wasp want pajama man and Waspinator to shut up as fight about to start, so get ready to run.”

Diablo Corps got out a ridiculously large bell, and a tiny hammer, but when it hit, it rang through out the coliseum, signaling the combatants to go nuts. All of them roared, minus Deadpool and both Waspinators, as it would just be sad, as they ran towards each other in the center and smashed into each other. Already G1 socked in the face by Kul’as and thrown to a wall smashing into Slog, Knocking out the T-Rex butting enraging Slog into charging to Kul’as who dodged and grabbed Slog by the neck and swung him around only of him to be caught by Saddle Rager, who pulled Slog towards her giving Kul’as a punch in the face, sending him into a wall. Animated Grimlock engaged AOE Grimlock in sword to mace combat but Animated was quickly defeated. Even when he went into Dino mode, as AOE Grimlock proved the greater combatant. Flutterlock and Aligned Grimlock engaged in sword combat and proved to equal for a sure thing, than transformed into their respected modes, Grimlock in his T-Rex mode, and Flutterlock in her Wirewolf mode. She was proving to have the upper hand as her arms were longer, allowing her to throw Grimlock into AOE Grimlock taking both of them out, and beginning to fall on Wasp who stood there.

“Oh Slag.”

Both T-Rexes crushed the Techno-Organic who Deadpool than walked up to. “Yo wasp…you all right?”

“Wasp is in incredible pain no words can be found for.”

“Yeah you’re gonna be fine.”

Devastator unleashed his Vortex Grinder dragging in both AOE Grimlock and Fluttershy who used the momentum to their advantage and sliced both his hands off, causing Devastator to land on his belly. Saddle Rager slammed onto his back tearing him apart than threw his head at AOE Grimlock knocking him out. Flutterlock Transformed and ran at Saddle Rager and managed to pin her on her stomach with a hoof behind her back, but Saddle Rager bucked her off sending Flutterlock flying and onto Wasp as he managed to pull himself out from under Aligned Grimlock only to get crushed by Flutterlock.

“Wasp not wanna grow up just like Waspinator, Wasp want to get out of here.”

Deadpool had Taken Kul’as head on and sliced him a few times with his katanna and a few shots with his pistol. Deadpool was now on Kul’as’ head trying to flip him over. Kul’as rolled his eyes and threw him at a wall. Deadpool managed to get up only, for a rock to hit him on his head.
“The mighty Deadpool is no match for… the mighty Deadpool? Wait whose side am I on again?” Deadpool than collapsed on the ground. Kul’as turned around and got a rock smashed into his face. His managed to clear the smoke away in time for Saddle Rager slammed into him, than they both engaged in Claw to Hoof combat, while Waspinator watched on the sidelines.

“Waspinator glad he not Skeleton man. Waspinator never mess with gold pony. Waspinator have plans. And now plans don’t Waspinator fighting Gold Pony or Fat Wolf Pony.” Waspinator turned around and came face to snout with Night Wolf. “Waspinator Sorry?”

“Indeed.” Night Wolf lunged and doing what everyone had done to Waspinator for 3 seasons: she tore his limbs off and proceeded to beat him savagely than punted his head into the audience where Terry caught and gave it to Rainbow Dash.
The other fight was almost done and it appeared Kul’as won when, Saddle Rager hit him than spun him around and threw him in Night Wolf’s direction knocking her out when they collided along with Kul’as. Diablo Corps spoke into the microphone.

“The Titan Supreme… SADDLE RAGER!!!”

Everyone cheered as Saddle Rager walked back to her door as it than closed.

Terry was getting ready to leave and the girls got to the Betting booth when Harold jumped in front of them and laughed.

“Now it Harold who is the big shot and the ponies the ones living in the dumpster, I knew Kul’as could beat the skull man. Now I can enjoy my sandwich with dignity.” Harold took out a moldy sandwich and gladly swallowed the whole thing

Terry was blunt. “That was Saddle Rager.”

“You’re kidding-” Harold realized Terry was right and he just I his most prized possession that he would eat when he was a big shot. “I’m ruined!!” Harold than sobbed and ran away. Terry just shrugged and got to the booth and saw Saddle Rager’s name light up. “Wait, if I bet 500 bits on Saddle Rager and it was a 1:800 chance, than that would mean my winnings come out to…” Terry made cashier sounds as he calculated and Dash thought the same thing, so they looked at each other as they said the answer in sync.

“400,000 bits!”

Terry and Dash laughed danced a little at how much they got as Dash had 40,000 bits from her small amount of 50 bits. The girls did little dances of their own as they realized their amounts. Fluttershy just got 20,000 bits, the rest of the girls got 40,000 bits, Spike got 160,000 bits, and Luna got 80,000 bits. They managed to get bags large enough to take all their winnings and made their way to Astrotrain who was thankfully large enough to take all the Bits. He transformed into Train mode to get the gold in through the back and Terry managed to get his bits through. Astrotrain than spoke as to give a heads up. “When I go into shuttle mode form this I flip over, so buckle up.” Astrotrain than proceeded to moved forward and was about to transform when Terry just realized what Astrotrain said.

“Wait what?”

Astrotrain transformed as they flew up causing Terry to fall to the floor followed by his bag of bits trapping him. Astrotrain went into hyperspace, causing everyone else’s bag to fly straight to the back, more specifically Terry.

“Oh slag.”

The bags than whacked into Terry, each one earning a distinct grunt of pain from the impact. In between hits, Terry though on how this was going to be a loooong ride home. Not knowing it was gonna get a little more interesting from there.

Author's Note

Yes that was the R63 mane six, Terry and Tirek and Harold is based off Zoidberg.