Diablo Corps10's Clash at The Kaon Coliseum

by Hairy Konquerer

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Original Character, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Power Ponies, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe
Length: 15368

A crime boss hire several bounty hunters to capture heros and villains alike across the multiverse. Lockdown is one of them

Heavy hitters across the Multiverse are disappearing. Someone is hiring bounty hunters to bring them in alive for something. A bounty hunter named Lockdown has come down for Saddle Rager. Will the Power Ponies be able to stop him and protect Saddle Rager, or will they fail as others have tried with their allies? And if so, what plan is she being used for?

My first story where I am in it.

Crossover with:
Transformers Animated
Transformers movie series
Beast Wars
Deadpool
Fall of Ponytron
G1Transformers
Transformers Aligned

Some parts in the first 3 chapters are based on a conversation with the best bounty hunter there is Lockdown rated teen just in case.

Takes place in the Vengeful Guardiansverse made by Nocturis Comics after the blackest night arc. The Vengeful Guardians don't make a major appearance and Red Horn is only mentioned.

Published 2014-12-09 17:00:04 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-11 12:49:19 UTC

Chapter 1

It was another cold night in Maretropolis at the docks that had ships that came from the west of Equestria. A Lone figure in a dark trenchcoat stood under a light by one of the cranes in the snow, on his left side was a white stallion with brown eyes and a green mane, and on his right was a large Wirewolf in red armor with a scar going over his right eye, which had a pupil unlike his left eye. The figure looked forward as he heard a metallic thumping sound ahead of him, a figure approached and stopped right at the edge of the light and then spoke, his voice sounding robotic. “Diablo Corps, I presume?” the Lone figure looked at the new assailant and smirked. “Your presumption is correct.”

Diablo Corps saw 5 chopper like robots circling behind the new figure, all of them close together as there was a rope under each of them and the ropes connecting to something big underneath them that was dropped and landed right under the light allowing Diablo Corps to see the giant spiked unconscious Black and Purple demon in front of him, than the assailant threw a bag at his feet “They put up a good fight, but Tirek went to Pieces after Kul’as went down.”
Diablo grabbed the bag and smirked before tucking in his coat, than took out a large cannon than tossed it at the figure and a manila folder at the ground in front of the assailant’s feet. “Nice job keeping him alive, I can still use Kul’as for a little… something I’ve got prepared. Here’s your next assignment, hope you enjoy it, it’s sure to be a doozy.”
The figure picked up the folder with his left hand, which was large and like a fingerless dark red brown glove, than opened the folder, containing information on his next target and a picture of a hulking gold yellow Pegasus mare in a sea green costume. “Saddle Rager eh? Heh. A over muscled Pony does not concern me.”

“Funny thing. Khyber the Huntsman said those exact same words before he took on the contract. Last I heard, they just moved him out of the EICU. Along with every other guy who took up this job who said those exact words.”

“Ah yes that piece of filth. Did I tell you how he took my hook while I was taking a stasis nap and claimed to have offed me?”

“Yeah. I saw it in his study and nabbed it while he had his back turned. His cat almost managed to bite me in my Actuator before I got out if ya know what I mean. You can have it back.” Diablo threw a large yellow handled hook at the figure who grabbed it and smirked. “Those fools probably made her angry. Got it replaced but thanks for the gift anyway. ”

“No problem. Be sure to bring her Alive and Angry.”

“Alive I can do, but why do you need her angry upon delivery? Why don’t you just step on a bug right in front of her and twist your foot around when’s she’s in your hands?”

“Too easy and you know it. Where’s the fun in it when you barely got that much of a fight out of this hunt?”

“I see what you mean. I prefer efficiency over fun, but I do as the contract demands. So I’ll bring her in alive.”

“I’ll tell you what I have planned once you bring her in.” The figure than walked away with the drones above shining lights, Diablo than shouted over to the figure. “And Lockdown,” the figure turned, his red eyes glowing. “Try to avoid the other Power Ponies as much as possible for this.”
One of the lights shined on Lockdown, allowing his black and white face to be seen, as well as a smirk on it.

“You say it like it’s my first time hunting.” The light shone away form Lockdown as he walked away into the night. Diablo Corps than turned to his lackeys. “Grab Kul’as and take him all the way back to the tower. And put your knees into it.” Diablo than walked away to a tower in the distance. Even as his lackey’s struggled to even walk a few steps before they both tripped and got trapped underneath Kul’as and tried to get him off to no avail.

Chapter 2

It was 3 weeks later in Maretropolis, and the two lackeys were now running down a street carrying a large grey robotic T-Rex on their back, the Wirewolf having bandages on his back who than complained to his partner. “Fred, I know you’re goofing off, start pulling your weight!”

Fred turned to his partner his eyes narrowed. “Blood I’m pulling my weight, you’re the one that has bandages on his back.”

“I wouldn’t if you tried to pull me out form under Kul’as.”

“You were holding back. That’s also why we’re running from Maretropolis’ most well known heroines.”

“Well you’re the one who caught Radiance’s attention!”

“At least I didn’t knock over those trash cans causing her to turn around!”

They slowed down as Blood used his tail to press a button on his chest opening a blue portal in front of them. He took a step forward when a pink blur caused him to trip causing the T-Rex to put all it’s wait on Fred who got crushed under it. “Aaah! My Back!”

“Ha! How do you like being under the dead weight!?”

“Shut up and pull me out!”

“Fine, plus this makes us even.”

Blood lifted the T-Rex by the head than put it in front of the portal, several mechanical claws came out and pulled it into the portal on the other side. Blood lifted Fred up and help walked him to the portal only to be stopped by a Pink earth pony in a white and purple jumpsuit. “Halt! As Filli-Second of the Power Ponies, I hereby place both you meanie pants under arrest in the name of-”

“Look! A store made entirely of frosting opening up on the other side of town!”

“Where!?” Filli-Second than ran off to the other side of town to see if what Fred said was correct. Blood and Fred jumped into the portal only Fred came up short and landed face first on the ground, forcing Blood to pick him up as the portal shut. The other Power Ponies came in seeing a crestfallen Filli-Second run up.

“Sorry girls. They pulled out the frosting Card again.”

Radiance was the one to help Filli-Second feel better. “It’s not your fault Pinkie, plus you’re not the only one. I can recall a few times where one of them pulled out the ‘look a priceless gem’ card whenever one of them was in a cage.”

Zapp had a bored look on her face as she felt they had this conversation before. “Uh Girls? Can we get back on track on how those two guys just got away with a huge robot dinosaur?”

Masked Matterhorn had the same thoughts. “This is the 5th kidnapping this week. Someone’s got something big going on and it looks like someone needs the heavy hitters for this. I mean why would someone kidnap Kul’as and not leave a ransom note.”

Mistress Marevelous brought an idea up as something clicked into her head. “Uhh does that mean we should’ve let Fluttershy patrol uptown alone?”

Zapp responded with a look of certainty on her face. “Timberwolf’s with her, I’m pretty positive he’ll be able to take care of Fluttershy.” Marevelous’ right eyebrow rose in doubt to which Zapp then remembered how Timberwolf had a way to screw up situations even when not trying. “Ok we should check on her.” The girls ran off to Uptown hoping Zapp’s idea of leaving this in Timberwolf’s claws wasn’t a dumb idea.

Saddle Rager jumped across rooftops, taking an occasional look around for crime while Timberwolf looked at her from the sidewalk, strolling through bored and sighed.
“Why did I listen to Zapp and volunteer to watch Saddle Rager? I’d rather make fun of the chimps at the Zoo because their cousins were evolutionary dead ends.” He than looked forward and saw the regular Zoo right there. “In fact…”

“Your Human cousin’s ideas about the universe are false, and their idea of God is laughable!”
Timberwolf than let out a hearty laugh as he pointed at the chimp on the other side of the cage who’s head looked down crestfallen at how right Timberwolf was. Timberwolf than turned around from the cage walking to the exit but turned his head to the chimp. “All right, I’m out, see ya next week George.” He looked forward and saw a colossal biped in a poncho and sombrero in the middle of the path. Timberwolf telekinetically called several twigs and logs to his right arm, creating a large Gauntlet to which he than clenched his fist. “I’m guessing you either a Transformer, a human, or a guy who likes ponchos.”
The figure looked up allowing Timberwolf to see his red eyes and smirking face, he than threw off the poncho and hat allowing Timberwolf him in the clear sun.
The figure was now clearly Cybertronian but was a mix of several parts instead of just one. His right hand was a black and orange hook, while his left was red dark brown with brown fingers in a fashion similar to a fingerless glove. His legs matched and looked similar to the hood of a punk car, and the rest of his body was a pattern of green and black. His face was white with a stripe at both corners of his chin going into his face, one in between his eyes, and one going over his right eye and one going over his left eye.
“Ok Transformer. Death’s head?”

The figure smirked and spoke. “Lockdown. I’m what you call, a bounty hunter.” His hook opened up and the warhead of a missile popped out with a round button on top that blunk red.

“Did ya come for me?”

“Here’s a hint.”

Lockdown brought his fist back than slammed it into the ground, creating a devastating explosion, which threw Timberwolf out of the Zoo as it was engulfed in a blinding light, and past Saddle Rager allowing her to hear his words. “I’m guessing Noooooooooooooooo!!”

The girls looked in shock at the explosion that just happened in the distance. Radiance was shocked. “Sweet Celestia… Are you girls seeing what I’m seeing?” the girls than heard a familiar voice demanding something.

“Someone Fat get in my Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!” Timberwolf then slammed onto Radiance who shouted startled. Timberwolf managed to get off. “Thanks for breaking my fall Rarity.” Rarity only groaned as she heard what Timberwolf said.

“Terry… were you saying I’m fat?”

“No… my words were implying that. Also who wants a prize?” Filli-Second was one who liked Prizes. “ME! ME!”

“Congratulations. You get the prize off carrying me to where Saddle Rager is.” Terry than passed out right on Filli-Second’s back. Filli-Second mearly shrugged.

“Still a prize.”

Saddle Rager walked around in the remains of what was the Zoo with a look of utter shock on her face at the utter destruction before her. She than looked forward and saw a robot smirking and tucking away a missile into his hook hand.
“Best thing I ever got from Swindle.” He looked and saw Saddle Rager look at him. “Hello. Lockdown’s the name. Did I get your attention?” Saddle Rager flew full force at him and delivered a punch straight into his chest sending him back several feet and crashing into remains of a cage in which he fell down and on his face. He than preceded to get up but stopped as he heard the sound of bones cracking. He looked up and smirked when he saw a hulking gold Yellow Pegasus mare in Saddle Rager’s place whom than roared at him. “I’ll take it as a yes.”
Lockdown brought out the P.O.K.E. preparing to see if it was it’s money’s worth and able to take her down but Saddle Rager had other plans as she punched him, sending him flying away, to which he say a petting Zoo and smirked thinking on How Diablo Corps said bring her in angry, but never how angry she needed to be. He crashed P.O.K.E. first destroying the Petting Zoo just as easily. Lockdown turned around in time for him to receive a punch in the face from Saddle Rager who just seemed to give off Rage, the Blood red in her eyes seeped out a little. Lockdown brought out the Punch, only for Saddle Rager to bite it and tear off his hook hand with her mouth then threw it into the distance. Lockdown transformed and pulled full reverse as Saddle Rager attempted to smash him than shifted into drive, going straight to his right and signaling the Death’s Head to Ready a large Cryo chamber. He felt tremors as Saddle Rager ran at him throwing a few piece of debris in an attempt to kill him.
Lockdown’s ship was descending overhead landing in front of the remains of the Zoo, and a Cryo Chamber opening up. Lockdown released his oil slick, causing Saddle Rager to slip a little as she moved towards Lockdown, who transformed and jumped out of the way as he came up to the ship, while Saddle Rager crashed into the Cryo pod that immediately closed behind her than activated. Lockdown looked at the Cryo pod seeing an enraged Saddle Rager frozen inside. “Always get the job done.”
Lockdown saw a pink blur run towards him to which he ran for the cockpit as he intended to do as the contract said and avoid as much contact with the other Power Ponies as long as possible. He made it in and put the Cryo chamber somewhere they couldn’t see it and prepared for lift off. The ships sensors then showed all 5 of them get on board. He didn’t see the dragon though. “Probably stayed behind to hold down the fort. Might be the smart one in this bunch.” He pushed a button, starting ignition and set coordinates for a little special place he could leave the PP. he walked down the hall and saw them snooping around, he shut off the lights than jumped in, he delivered an elbow to Radiance, slammed Zapp and Mistress Marevelous’ heads together knocking them out than fired a suspended animation beam at Matterhorn and Filli-Second. He threw all of them into a small ship that could detach from the ship, making sure to empty the fuel, than took Radiance’s bracelets, Zapp’s pendant and Marevelous’ lasso as mementos to this, and launched the pod, sending it in orbit with a Black Hole. Lockdown smirked as he went back to the controls setting coordinates for his meeting spot with Diablo Corps and thought about how quick it was. “All too easy.”

The Death’s Head blasted away from the spot, so it’s camera’s didn’t let Lockdown see Timberwolf poke his head out from the pods cockpit window. “No one blows up Terry and gets away with it…” Timberwolf hooked his left leg onto the ship’s open fuel line and made sure it was firmly in place. He took something out of his pocket revealing it to be a small mine then looked at his butt. “This is gonna hurt.” He than slammed it onto his butt blowing it up and sending him flying in the direction of Equis with the pod trailing behind him.

“I was Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggght!”

Chapter 3

Lockdown looked at the monitor as the Orange wirewolf with a scar on his right arm came up on the screen. Lockdown remembered him as a guy who worked for Diablo and his tone was impatient and hot headed. “You have Saddle Rager? Hand her over at once! That Power Pony will pay for what she did to Kul’as!”

“Speaking of payment Flame, I’d like mine now if your buddy would be so kind.”

A creature moved Flame to the side and came up on screen. It was biped like a human but dark blue and light blue with a tail with a hand on the end and a snout like a dog’s. Lockdown remembered reading about those things and remembered it was called Ahuizotl. When Ahuizotl spoke, his tone was polite and polar opposite to Flame’s.
“You’ll get your payment my bounty hunting acquaintance, provided Diablo Corps isn’t disappointed with your results.”
Ahuizotl was pushed out of the way by a pony with green hair that could automatically by recognized as the Mane-iac. “I wanna see her hulk out! Can I!? Can I!? Ha-ha CAN I?! Ahhahahahahahaha!!!!” Ahuizotl pushed her out of the way and cut the transmission off, leaving Lockdown with static. Lockdown only sighed and headed back to the cockpit.

“Why do I feel like I switched out Blitzwing for pony Blitzwing right about now?”

Diablo Corps paced back and forth inside of the shipping Warehouse looking up occasionally. “Where the Slag is he?” Blood and Fred were playing War on a box nearby and Fred enlightened his boss. “Maybe he walked out on ya.”
Diablo Corps stopped in his tracks and walked straight towards Fred and came a very close face-to-face with Fred who looked terrified at how fast he came over and how calm yet terrifying his tone was. “Tell me Fred, if you were Lockdown, what would you do if you walked out on me?”

“I-I’d see her to the highest bidder and head for somewhere you’d never find m-me.”

“Well, you wanna know what I’d do?” Fred mearly nodded his head know thinking inside how he’d regret it. “I’d send every bounty hunter I can get after you, have them drag you here and bring Saddle Rager, strip you of all your upgrades, let Saddle Rager loose on you than send her back to her friends, than take your parts and send every single piece separately across every galaxy in the known universe and hang your head on the front of the club to send a message to every guy who takes an important job from me: Don’t…Cross…Diablo…Corps.” The doors were heard opening as Lockdown was seen opening the doors.

“Speak of Unicron, and Unicron shall appear.”

“Nice analogy to you chaos god, you have it?”

Lockdown snapped his fingers and some drones set down a large Cryo pod with an Enraged Saddle Rager inside. “Used the P.O.K.E. I got from Swindle to level a Zoo to get her mad, didn’t know if you wanted her at maximum rage when delivered so I leveled a petting zoo for good measure.”

“Perfect-wait, you didn’t run into the other Power Ponies did you?”

“Yeah? Don’t see how their enemies have so much trouble with them.”

“They didn’t track you did they cause the whole plan will go to slag if they tracked you.”

“I threw them in a shuttle with on fuel and limited life support in orbit of a black hole. Took Zapp’s pendant, Radiance’s Bracelets, Mistress Marevelous’ lasso as Trophies, and put Filli-Second and Matterhorn in Suspended Animation tubes. I’m positive they couldn’t track me.”

“Are you crazy? If Saddle Rager breaks out, she’ll turn you into a pile of Slag that’ll need a GPS scanner to find his own exhaust port, find out I hired you than kill me! Than find a way to bring us back and kill us again and throw our bodies without the heads into the black hole, than put our heads on new bodies to kill us again. It’ll be a vicious cycle of revival killing and new bodies.”

“I put them in orbit of the black hole. I never kill unless it’s in the contract. A plumber ship passes by every 3 hours so those jokers might be the only things you’ll need to worry about. Lost my hook in the fight but luckily I have my old one.” Lockdown took out his old hook and placed the opposite end of the hook on the wound and the crack sealed up. “Now with that out of the way, about my payment…”

“On your hook you’ll find a small hatch.”

Lockdown looked on his hook and found the hatch and opened it. He reached inside with his hand and pulled out a stick. It was a staff at pony size but the size of a small stick to a Transformer. “The Arcane Rod, the most powerful magic using weapon created by that unicorn with the beard. It’ll be great if I come up against a magic user.” Lockdown tucked the Rod back into the hatch and turned to Diablo Corps. “Now what’s this grand scheme I’ve heard so much about?”

“Inside the hatch is a piece of paper, read it at an disclosed location, I want this to remain to where not even Celestia herself would be able to find out unless in person.”

Lockdown was confused at this but than Blood shot him square in his Rubsign causing it to burn and Lockdown to groan a little. He got the arrow off and looked to Diablo Corps.

“Sorry man, but I have a rule after someone does something for me. Shadowheart32, Cerulean Swirl, Voltsthevoltsvolts, blackmaskthebrony1256. It even applies to guys who aren’t even working for me, but one day they will. Dagayemer, JusSonic, VampDash, Phantom Fan 21, Darth Gonzo, Nocturis Comics, Lunar Metal, Defender2222, DarknessRising, the list goes on, but they’re my top 9. They’ll someday know the rule, that once you help Diablo Corps…” Lockdown looked at his Rubsign and now it had Diablo’s face engraved to fit the sign. “…You’re a Diablo Corps for life.”

“What makes you think I’ll work for you?”

“Work? No, no, no my friend. I like you, so now it is more of working with me.”

“What if I refuse that too?”

“Oh you can’t refuse. Any guy that tires to back out… let’s just say they’re in a better place, so the rest of them fall in line. Originally it was done by an acquaintance named Red Horn, but than he backed out. But the guys I sent for him got their Flanks whooped so I went and said good luck, than went our separate ways. But don’t underestimate me Lockdown, I will find you.”

“Ok Dr Monologue, I get it, don’t quit but I ain’t gonna be running around as an errand boy.”

“Oh you won’t. In fact after you read the paper and observe what I got planned, you can go back to your bounty hunter life-style, but you will still owe me, so when the time comes, I will expect you to deliver.”

“No sweat.” Lockdown transformed and drove out, the drones trailing behind him and leaving the Cryo tube. Diablo turned to Blood and Fred. “Fred, get a forklift, and take the Tube into the back. You drop that, just jump into the nearest hole you see. I figured you’d drop it and get killed, so I dug you a grave, but I had no clue where she’d smash you so I just dug a bunch of them.”

“Gee thanks for the confidence.”

“Blood check on Night Wolf. Is she still kicking?”

Blood walked to the cage on his left and was about to put his hand in when he stopped and grabbed a pipe off the ground, than stuck it into the cage where some scratching sound was heard, and he took it out, and the end that was inside was bitten clean off. Blood smirked than looked at the cage. “Ha! Not so tough now, are ya?” Blood stuck his tongue out to the cage victorious, only for the other pipe end to be thrown at him from inside the cage knocking Blood out cold.

Shadow Blot looked at the sky looking around for a flaming ball. He looked to Rodan, Dusk and Humdrum. “Any sign of them?”

Dusk looked behind Shadow Blot. “Ricky, did Timberwolf say they were gonna come down as a ball of fire?”

Ricky looked behind him and saw a ball of fire descend down though the clouds towards the ramp Ricky built. Ricky sidestepped as the pod zoomed doom the ramp and landed in the pile of crash pads at the end. Ricky looked up seeing a smaller ball fire come down than turned into Terry. He ran down the ramp but tripped and rolled down, putting out the fires on him. Masque walked to the shuttle and his hands into sledgehammers, and then slammed them into the door opening it letting the girls out. Radiance ran to Humdrum and hugged him.
“Oh Spikey it was horrible, some brute took Fluttershy and hurt us.” Rarity looked at her hooves and found her bracelets gone “and he took our items! Of all the worst possible things, this is the Worst! Possible! THING!” Rarity used her magic to summon her couch to which she fainted on it.
Terry got up and brushed himself off, smirking confidently. “You mean these items?”
Terry opened his chest hatch and Radiance’s bracelets, Mistress Marevelous’ lasso, and Zapp’s Pendent fell out. Marevelous was awestruck. “How did you get them back?”

“I didn’t. I just switched out your real stuff from the fake stuff. He stole the fake Equipment, this is the real deal.”

“But how did you switch it out?”

“When you guys stopped at the ship port, I snuck behind you and switched the lassos. When you guys stopped inside I managed to get the Pendent off Zapp.”

“What about Rarity?”

“I had Pinkie switch out the bracelets.” Terry twirled Zapp’s pendent in his hand not seeing the storm cloud form above. “It’s amazing how many things you can get done with the fastest mare on Equis as your friend.” A bolt of lightning struck Terry’s butt, he looked and saw it ignite on fire. Terry yelped in panic than began to run around, smoke form his butt trailing him. Ricky looked at Matterhorn who approached her asking him something. “Ricky, I managed to see a glimpse of the guy. Do you know about a robot with red eyes, a black and white face, and a sort of punk biker look?” the rest of the PP gathered around Ricky for his answer while Terry was behind them, dragging his butt across the ground like he had worms.

“There’s only one transformer that could match that description and possibly kidnap Fluttershy. Lockdown. But the actual question is why would Lockdown kidnap Saddle Rager?”

Lockdown drove to the junkyard and transformed and sat on a pile of junk. He took out the envelope and opened it up.

“Now what’s so interesting that I have to read it here?”

It was another regular day in Ponyville. And Twilight Sparkle was walking up to her mailbox and saw a special paper inside. It was special because it stood out of the rest of the papers. She took it out, brought the rest of the mail inside but took it with her as she walked through the street with Spike by her side and read the title. “ ’For your eyes and those who also receive this only’. Weird.”

“TWILIGHT!!”

Twilight looked up and saw Pinkie Pie and the girls walking towards her with an envelope that looked just like hers in each of their mouths.

“Hey girls. You got the same paper I did.”

“Not just them.” Twilight looked up in the direction of the voice and saw Terry fly down with an envelope in his hand. “I found this on my face when I woke up from my nap.” Terry then walked past the girl who then huddled up. Rarity was the one to address the situation.
“Girls don’t you find it just a tad suspiscous that Terry came down just as we came to each other with the same envelope?” Applejack was the one to respond.
“That would make since. Probably to get some alone time with Dash.”
“I seriously can’t believe you still believe they’ll be an item. Plus he and Rainbow Dash got the envelopes too.” Rarity looked at the huddle and saw one was missing. “Where is she anyway?” Rarity looked behind her and saw something that made her jaw drop. Dash flew up to Terry’s eye level looked around than gave Terry a peck on the cheek, Terry retailated by turning blood red in the face from blushing. She looked to Applejack who smirked in satisfaction. “Ah believe somepony owes me 6 bits.” Rarity huffed and brought the said bits out, giving them to Applejack while Pinkie Pie bounced behind her. “Called it.” Rarity than brought out an additional 6 bits and gave those to Rarity. Twilight walked up to Terry and Dash. “If you two are done hiding it, let’s head to the castle to read this. Everyone could tell.”

Dash stammered a little at the revelation but then mearly shrugged. “Meh. Might as well.” she than grabbed Terry’s head and brought it in for a kiss, and she used a bit of tongue in it. She broke it while Terry blinked at the shock and blushed as red as a beet but then realized what happened than whispered into Dash’s ear, than her wing flared out before she tucked them back in. “maybe after.”

Twilight only walked away and met up with the girls then Ricky and Dash came in. Rarity turned to them. “Before we read this, we’re gonna have to do a Quadruple Pinkie Promise.”

“Really?”

“It’s what the beginning said.”

All 9 of them preformed the Pinkie Promise four times than opened the envelope than read what it said. Not knowing beings across the multiverse were also receiving it, along with a certain bounty hunter.

“Dear receiver of paper, you have been personally invited to…
THE SMASH OF THE TITANS
Hosted by Diablo Corps10
A battle between Titans form across the multiverse for the title of supremacy on this occasion.
Combatants:
Generation 1verse Grimlock

Animatedverse Grimlock

Age of Extinction Grimlock

Aligned Grimlock

Slog

ROTF Devastator

Aligned Fluttershy

Deadpool

Animatedverse Waspinator

Beast Wars Waspinator

Night Wolf (discovered Superheroine that appears as an amalgation of Nightmare Moon and Werewolf)

And two titans that would be awe inspiring to see in this fight. KUL’AS, EVIL INCARNE SUPREME! And a surprise that everyone will be surprised by.
Attendees include but not limited to:

Blitzwing of the Animatedverse

Lockdown of the Same

Discord (magic dampeners added in specifically cause of him.)

Diablo Corps10 (Host)

Queen Chrysalis of the Changelings

Pythor P. Chumsworth

Khyber the huntsman (all though in hospital bed with several cast hooked up to a few machines)

Terry Tearing Limbs Rodriguez

And The Elements of Harmony (receivers of letter) (Under Quadruple Pinkie Pie Promise not to tell or write to anyone about how they’re going to attend)

Location: Coliseum of Kaon. Transport will be provided at the city limit of Ponyville for receivers of letter.

Time: 12:00

Bets may be placed on whom wins and all combatants will be fighting simultaneously.
Pre-show activities include two dunk tanks with someone everyone will enjoy to see.
Food that will be served during fight and may also be purchased before fight: Drinks of Energon with Beryllium Baloney. Optional: Cesium Salami. (Requested by several Grimlock’s) Food provided by Hayburger by Non-Cybertronian’s.
It shall be a Night to Remember. One shall stand…
TITANS SHALL FALL.”

The girl’s mearly stared at the letter after finishing reading the letter. Dash was the one to get the girls out space. “what are ya girls waiting for? that’s in an hour and 30 minutes let’s go now. I wanna see some of the pre-show stuff.” Dash then flew off to the outskirts of Ponyville. The girls took 3 seconds to think about what she meant but than ran off to join her, all though Dash wanted to see it for the action, they also thought it would be interesting to watch to see who would come out the winner.

Author's Note

The guys mentioned are guys who I follow and or mutually follow me.

Chapter 4

The girls and Terry got to the outskirts of town and found a ship waiting for them and Princess Luna. Twilight saw Luna and ran to her to give her a hug. “Good to see you Luna. Did you help set this up?”

“Actually, I have the same invitation as you must have received. I was mainly interested in this Night Wolf that was mentioned as a combatant.” Luna looked behind Twilight and saw Terry holding Rainbow Dash’s left Hoof with his right hand, both of them blushing at this. Luna smirked. “I knew it. Celestia owes me 50 bits.”

Everyone waited a few minutes, then left as no one else came and got on the ship that then take off. Lyra ran and saw she just missed the shuttle. “Wait! You forgot me!” the shuttle than disappeared from view. She kicked a rock on the ground in defeat. “ Rats! There’s goes my only chance to get some hands for the operation.” Nurse Redheart walked on by a bored look on her face.

“I was being sarcastic. No sane doctor or surgeon in their right mind would operate on you, just to give you hands.” Redheart left her view than Lyra looked up at the sky than a malicious grin formed on her face thinking about Redheart’s words.

“Not in their right mind eh…”

Pinkie Pie looked around and thought the inside looked simple yet cool. Then she looked outside and saw how far in space they were as she saw only blackness and stars. “Wow. This ship is fast.”

“Pinkie Pie, wrong window.”

Pinkie looked at the other window and saw their planet. Her eyes sparkled at the awe-inspiring view.
“So Pretty…”
Twilight felt the same as she saw how beautiful the world looked when you weren’t on the ground. They past the moon and Luna felt a brief shiver up her spine as she remembered the millennium she spent on it. Twilight saw Luna’s shiver and walked to her.
“What was it like on the moon?”

“I felt many things. Anger to my sister for sending me there in the first place. Irony because it was the actual moon which I found slightly funny. Lonely because I was the only one there. And mainly bored as there was almost nothing on there to do.”

Terry appalled and hugged Luna feeling sorrow for her. “You poor thing. Not even a simple Play Colt.”

“What do you mea- wait a minute you’re the one who sends me those Adulteries the publishers call magazines every past Hearth’s Warming Eve since I came back?”

“You’re welcome.”

Luna’s right eye twitched than she gave Terry a swift kick in the Gearbox, causing him to wince than hold his crotch in pain as he fell over. “Now I can stop thinking it’s a stupid trick Discord kept pulling on me.” Terry tried to get up only to get another kick in the Gearbox. “And that’s for April Foals and my birthday.” Terry managed to speak through the pain but it was almost as high as Pinkie Pie’s. “Actually, April Foal’s was Discord.” Dash grabbed Terry and began dragging him to the bathroom. “I think I know how to make it a little better.”

“Wait till after the match.”

A voice than came up and rang through the cabin. “Ok honored invites, we’re gonna be shipping off for Kaon, if you’ll strap into your seats, we’ll head into hyperspace.”

Everyone found the seats and strapped in except for Pinkie Pie who was the only one that didn’t strap in. “I wonder what it’ll feel like.”

The ship than felt like it was coming to a complete stop, than blasted forward. Inside the cabin, it vibrated a little, and each pony was feeling the speed that was pulling him or her differently. Luna was holding onto the edge of her armrests while the corners of her lips were pulled back by the sheer speed, and water left the corners of her eyes. Twilight and AJ were doing the same thing, while Dash was trying to bring her head forward resisting the g-force, while Terry turtled his head into his shell, and Rarity and Fluttershy fainted as the sheer shock of how fast it got. Pinkie Pie was pushed out of her speed by the force and landed smack on the wall of the cabin back. She only laughed at it and the vibration. “T-t-this m-m-makes m-m-my v-v-voice s-s-sound sil-l-l-ly!” Those that could in the cabin, rolled their eyes and tried to make it through the ride.

The ship came out of hyperspace but it’s speed only changed at a slower pace. It reached the metal planet in the distance. Home to all Cybertronian’s no matter the universe.
The metal planet of Cybertron. The ship came lower and lower and Kaon came in the distance. The ship touched down with its landing gears out, when the entrance of Kaon came within walking distance the ship made a sudden stop. The sudden stop not only woke up Rarity and Fluttershy from unconsciousness, but it threw Pinkie Pie across the cabin where her head got stuck in the door to the cockpit. She got her head out and rolled back falling outside. The others rushed to see if she was all right and found Pinkie Pie doing a headstand. “It’s okay, I landed on my head.”
The group laughed on how Pinkie Pie can find any moment to be random even when there’s no material for it.

They got off the ship and Twilight was about to walk back in to thank the pilot for service when the ship transformed. Gears moved, came apart and attached to somewhere else until eventually a large grey robot with the shuttles wings on it’s back rose than looked at the mares and wirewolf. Twilight came back to reality than spoke to the metal giant.

“Thank you for transportation Mister…”

“Astrotrain. And you’re welcome.” Astrotrain than walked ahead of them only to be stopped by Twilight’s voice. “Wait! How are we supposed to get back home?”

“I’m bringing ya back. I’m watching the fight too.”

Twilight sought the best action was to follow Astrotrain as to figure out how to even find the arena. She than asked Astrotrain something that bugged her. “How is it non-Cybertronian’s can breath here?”

“It’s a little something the host made. He managed to tune the part of Cybertron that would generate atmosphere to where it was a universal air so any specie could leave here. If they can drink Energon that is.”

Twilight was fascinated by this and reminded herself to meet the host as to ask how he precisely did it.

They reached the coliseum and found a few thing set up, a simulator both, which Pinkie ran for, a photo booth with the back exposed as it showed the awe-inspiring landscape of Cybertron, which Spike, Rarity and Fluttershy ran for. But than she saw the dunk tanks as mentioned in the letter and saw a figure that made her heart stop than ignite in anger: Lord Tirek. She was about to blast him to piece than saw another dunk tank next to him and just became confused: it looked exactly like Tirek, but if he was a girl, than Twilight saw a grouping front of the tanks: it looked exactly like hers but if they decided to be opposite genders. She saw someone beginning to give a lecture on the anatomy of Cybertronian’s and how they can be made through certain conditions and grinned at this new knowledge, so Twilight Hopped eagerly towards it with Luna in the hold of her Magic, leaving Terry at the Dunk Tanks. He saw a large brown and purple Cybertronian next to them who than looked in his direction and saw Astrotrain. “Astrotrain!”

Astrotrain saw who was calling him. “Blast Off!” he ran to Blast Off and they gave props and pulled into a hug than broke it. “How ya doing?”

“Good. I actually had an extra guest as they brought Lady Tirek so now we have two dunk tanks.”

“Sweet. So he got ya into this too.”

“Yep. Can’t really complain though. Get to do what I need or want cause he got me immunity, all the Energon I can drink, and most of his jobs are pretty easy.”

Terry saw not only the group, but also a Wirewolfess to which he found the Wirewolfess a little hot, than saw the dunk tanks than walked up to the group. “Excuse me kind sirs,” They all turned to him, causing him to shudder inside as they all reminded him of the girls. “I couldn’t help but notice you were looking at the dunk tanks.” The Wirewolfess walked up to him. “What’s it to you?”

“Just asking miss…”

“Terri Tearing-Skull Lopez. Yours?”

“Terry Tearing-Limbs Rodriguez ” Terry rolled the R’s on his name to show off.

“Well why are you asking?”

“I bet 50 bits I can’t take put hit both dunk tanks at the same time with one ball.”

“Go ahead and try. I’ll pay up if you do it. And so will the guys.” Terri turned to her group “right guys?”

The guys looked at each other at her words and the one that looked like Twilight spoke. “There’s no choice is there?”

“Dusk. I’m being an honest friend when I say… not at all.”

“Fine. But there’s no scientific way he’ll win.”

Terry rolled his eyes confident and purchased on ball form the counter he stood in between the tanks. He saw both Tirek’s praying he only got one of them, most likely the other. He chucked the ball at Tirek’s tank where it hit the target, it bounced off Terry’s chest, and hit Lady Tirek’s target, sending both of them into the water where a few piranhas were attacking them and they tried to get them off and specifically prevent them from munching on the more separate regions. Terry felt a great sense of pride so he hit both Targets again like the first time, but when the board came down, it smacked both Tirek’s on their heads, knocking them out. Terry than turned to the guys and brought out his hand. “Pay Up.”

The Stallions grumbled as Terri cost them 50 bits, all though Terri smirked out of respect she had for Terry for that. Terry than walked away and a voice was heard throughout Kaon. “The match shall begin in 5 minutes. For good seats, going now is highly recommended.”

Terry than met up with the girls, Rarity had a few photos from the booth, Pinkie had some from the simulator, And Twilight had dozens of notes as she took down every single thing the guy said during the lecture and managed to tuck it away into her saddlebags which impossibly fit snuggly in it than looked to Terry. “Hey Terry, how was the dunk tank?”

“Fun. I knocked out two version of Tirek at the same time, and met a group of you girls if you were guys.”

“I don’t even wanna know.”

The girls made their way to the Coliseum, which reminded them of the Romare Coliseum and found a booth inside with a sign above it saying, ‘PLACE BETS’.
Terry and Dash were feeling confident and walked up to it. All of a sudden a wirewolf came out of Terry’s chest hatch and put five bits on the counter. “My name is Zoid Harold. This is all I have. Put it on Kul’as.”
Harold than sand crabbed into the stands and to his seat. Terry and Dash shrugged this off than made their way to it. They looked behind the guy at the counter and saw all the listed combatants, with Kul’as one of them with the odds 400:800 and the unknown listed as ‘MYSTERY FIGHTER’ with 1:800 odds. They looked at each other and nodded. Terry opened his chest hatch and a large amount of bits that came out to 500 bits, while Dash put 50 bits on the counter. “All on the Mystery Fighter.” Luna was appalled at how much Terry was gambling on something he had no idea about but mearly sighed.
“It appears the Gambling Boot has gotten me as well.”
She took out 100 bits on the counter. “All on the Mystery.”
Twilight placed a bet of 50 bits on the mystery fighter, while Spike bet 2 gems which added up to 200 bits due to the carat, the rest of the girls bet the same amount, as they were compelled to see if the mystery fighter wins, and Fluttershy bet 25 bits as she wasn’t really sure if the mystery fighter was a shoe-in. Twilight felt a little embarrassed for Luna and had to tell her something. “It’s actually ‘Gambling Bug’ Luna.”

“Thanks for the correction.”

They made their way into the arena and found good front row seats, good enough to see every single piece of action, but not to the point it was the Splash Zone. They than heard a voice on the right of their seats. “Hayburgers and Energon here! Get your Hayburgers and Energon!” Terry than shouted to the guy who than came over. “9 Hayburgers, one extra large, with fries and 8 shakes. I’ll take a large drink of Energon.”

“You sure you don’t want anything else?”

“Nah. I saw what else was available. Both those meats give me gas.”

“That’ll be 30 bits.”

Terry took out the last of the bits he had. “Here’s 50 keep the change.”

The vender gave them the orders and moved on for anyone else that wanted food. “Save it for the main event, that was the last of the bits I had on me.”

Everyone got comfy in their seats and waited for the fight to begin when a familiar voice shouted to them. “HEY GUYS!!” they looked up and saw none other than Discord himself sitting next to Fluttershy with 12 Hayburgers and a chocolate milkshake. “I didn’t know you guys got the invite too. I would’ve gladly teleported us here. But apparently our host doesn’t trust me. I can see after the Tirek incident but I would never cheat in something like this. I normally sabotage, but nowadays I try to be more of a friend. By the way Luna, I spent 350 bits on the mystery fighter.”

In the V.I.P. Box, Diablo Corps sipped his milkshake while enjoying the chocolate taste, and the Mane-iac sat on his left waiting for the show to start, than saw Lockdown walk in, throwing something in a box he was holding, and some green stuff on his chainsaw hand.

“Had catch up with Khyber I see?”

“Yes. Took my hook, thought I return the favor, you know a servo for a servo.”

“Glad you got that out of the way.”

The Mane-iac chuckled a little at how good the fight was gonna be. “I’m so nervous I can feel my mane standing on end.”

“My sentiments on the anticipation. Now, let’s get this party started.”

Diablo Corps reached for the microphone on his seat and spoke into it, his voice boomed in the coliseum.

“Welcome invites, to THE SMASH OF THE TITANS!! It shall be a night of rumbles, roars and giants soaring threw the sky from being thrown.” The gates in the pit opened and the combatants walked out. Twilight was amazed at how some of them looked. One stood out form the rest just on his appearance: it was obviously human, but it had on a red and black costume with a mask over his head. He had two katannas strapped to his back and a pistol on his side. “And someone everyone shall enjoy see fighting, The Merc with a Mouth, DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!”

Everyone else in the stadium cheered at this to which Deadpool did a theatrical bow in response. “And two bugs sick of being the punching bag no matter what universe they’re in, WASPINATOOOOOOOOR!!!” the same response was met and both Waspinators high fived each other as this may finally be their chance of getting out of the gutters of the job that was Butt Monkey of the Multiverse.
Twilight noted how the one on the right looked a bit more monstrous as the one on the left looked more mechanical.
“Now in the ring, the King so famous and loved, the universe tried to dim him down by making him Fluttershy in one universe but not even that could keep The Beast down, I give you… GRIMLOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!”
5 combatants roared in dominance, 3 which looked very similar, while the 4th looked like a body made of spikes, and the fifth freaked Twilight out a little at how shocking she looked like Fluttershy, the look on her face reminding her of when she tried to be more assertive. “Now another native of here, but getting no home field advantage, the winds that could destroy cities, DEVASTATOOOOOR!!!!”

The colossal green eyed giant made up of several vehicles got on his back legs and roared smacking his fists on his chest than slammed them back on the ground. “Now the mindless tank, a guy even Grimlock could out smart, SLOOOOOOOOG!!!”

Slog was indeed stupid, but at least had the brains to roar, causing the stadium to cheer in response. “Now someone most have had their doubts about, she is indeed a Nightmare, but don’t judge her size… NIIIIIIIIGHT WOOOOOOOLF!!!!”

A combatant took of her cloak and howled in dominance; Luna was shocked at how this anthro indeed looked like Nightmare Moon, but the frame and build of a werewolf. Other wirewolf’s minus Terry howled in response to Night Wolf as it was in their blood. The left one of the large gates at the far side of the arena the group could see opened slowly as something walked to it coming outside. “Now a combatant I’m sure everyone has hoped to see, the Sultan of Shadow, Evil Incarne Supreme, the Big man of Blight… KUL”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!”

Twilight saw Kul’as and her eyes widened at how different he looked than from the past. He was still Black and Purple with his four arms, but he had spikes poking over parts of his body, and at least at Tirek’s height when he had all the magic. The crowd’s cheers deafened the stadium as Kul’as simply raised his upper right hand and let out a roar. Before he took his place on the side of the other combatants, all of them making a circle around the arena with a spot next to Kul’as empty. “Now for you to know whom the mystery combatant is,” the door next to Kul’as’ door opened and something lumbered to the entrance as mist rolled out of it. “The sight for red eyes, a juggernaut of anger, The Mare of Rage… SADDLLLLLLE RAGEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!”

Terry’s ears dropped, as he knew with Saddle Rager’s personality he was bankrupt. But than Saddle Rager lumbered out as if something had just ticked her off more than usual, and looked than same too as she was in her monster form and roared a roar saying ‘lay down to die.’ and the crowd went wild like tomorrow was the end of the world.
Twilight noticed how Saddle Rager’s hooves had Energon chains on them as she stopped in her place. “Now the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Let’s get ready to RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!”

Discord was particularly interested. “Interesting Fluttershy, I didn’t know you doubled as a Dinobot. Certainly not as an angry superhero like that.”

“Um discord, I’m right here.”

“Oh, my bad.”

Waspinator was a tinge afraid when Devastator came in, but when Saddle Rager came in, he was absolutely terrified and looked to his animated counterpart. “Is Waspinator as terrified as Waspinator is?”

“Waspinator agrees with Waspinator and is beginning to regret decision of coming here.” Deadpool who was in-between both of them looked to the Animated one as he felt confused. “How about you call yourself Wasp as I am too confused as it is.”

“In fact that was name Waspinator had before he got upgrade.”

“Okay so that works out better. And here’s the plan, if the three of us work together, than we can totally k-word these guys.”

“K-word?”

“Verbal tic, no matter where I am, I can’t really say that now matter what. But you know what I mean, uncreate, make go away, sleep with the fishes. You know k-word.”

“Waspinator is going to try and ignore crazy pajama man.”

“This is a costume, not pajamas.”

“Wasp want pajama man and Waspinator to shut up as fight about to start, so get ready to run.”

Diablo Corps got out a ridiculously large bell, and a tiny hammer, but when it hit, it rang through out the coliseum, signaling the combatants to go nuts. All of them roared, minus Deadpool and both Waspinators, as it would just be sad, as they ran towards each other in the center and smashed into each other. Already G1 socked in the face by Kul’as and thrown to a wall smashing into Slog, Knocking out the T-Rex butting enraging Slog into charging to Kul’as who dodged and grabbed Slog by the neck and swung him around only of him to be caught by Saddle Rager, who pulled Slog towards her giving Kul’as a punch in the face, sending him into a wall. Animated Grimlock engaged AOE Grimlock in sword to mace combat but Animated was quickly defeated. Even when he went into Dino mode, as AOE Grimlock proved the greater combatant. Flutterlock and Aligned Grimlock engaged in sword combat and proved to equal for a sure thing, than transformed into their respected modes, Grimlock in his T-Rex mode, and Flutterlock in her Wirewolf mode. She was proving to have the upper hand as her arms were longer, allowing her to throw Grimlock into AOE Grimlock taking both of them out, and beginning to fall on Wasp who stood there.

“Oh Slag.”

Both T-Rexes crushed the Techno-Organic who Deadpool than walked up to. “Yo wasp…you all right?”

“Wasp is in incredible pain no words can be found for.”

“Yeah you’re gonna be fine.”

Devastator unleashed his Vortex Grinder dragging in both AOE Grimlock and Fluttershy who used the momentum to their advantage and sliced both his hands off, causing Devastator to land on his belly. Saddle Rager slammed onto his back tearing him apart than threw his head at AOE Grimlock knocking him out. Flutterlock Transformed and ran at Saddle Rager and managed to pin her on her stomach with a hoof behind her back, but Saddle Rager bucked her off sending Flutterlock flying and onto Wasp as he managed to pull himself out from under Aligned Grimlock only to get crushed by Flutterlock.

“Wasp not wanna grow up just like Waspinator, Wasp want to get out of here.”

Deadpool had Taken Kul’as head on and sliced him a few times with his katanna and a few shots with his pistol. Deadpool was now on Kul’as’ head trying to flip him over. Kul’as rolled his eyes and threw him at a wall. Deadpool managed to get up only, for a rock to hit him on his head.
“The mighty Deadpool is no match for… the mighty Deadpool? Wait whose side am I on again?” Deadpool than collapsed on the ground. Kul’as turned around and got a rock smashed into his face. His managed to clear the smoke away in time for Saddle Rager slammed into him, than they both engaged in Claw to Hoof combat, while Waspinator watched on the sidelines.

“Waspinator glad he not Skeleton man. Waspinator never mess with gold pony. Waspinator have plans. And now plans don’t Waspinator fighting Gold Pony or Fat Wolf Pony.” Waspinator turned around and came face to snout with Night Wolf. “Waspinator Sorry?”

“Indeed.” Night Wolf lunged and doing what everyone had done to Waspinator for 3 seasons: she tore his limbs off and proceeded to beat him savagely than punted his head into the audience where Terry caught and gave it to Rainbow Dash.
The other fight was almost done and it appeared Kul’as won when, Saddle Rager hit him than spun him around and threw him in Night Wolf’s direction knocking her out when they collided along with Kul’as. Diablo Corps spoke into the microphone.

“The Titan Supreme… SADDLE RAGER!!!”

Everyone cheered as Saddle Rager walked back to her door as it than closed.

Terry was getting ready to leave and the girls got to the Betting booth when Harold jumped in front of them and laughed.

“Now it Harold who is the big shot and the ponies the ones living in the dumpster, I knew Kul’as could beat the skull man. Now I can enjoy my sandwich with dignity.” Harold took out a moldy sandwich and gladly swallowed the whole thing

Terry was blunt. “That was Saddle Rager.”

“You’re kidding-” Harold realized Terry was right and he just I his most prized possession that he would eat when he was a big shot. “I’m ruined!!” Harold than sobbed and ran away. Terry just shrugged and got to the booth and saw Saddle Rager’s name light up. “Wait, if I bet 500 bits on Saddle Rager and it was a 1:800 chance, than that would mean my winnings come out to…” Terry made cashier sounds as he calculated and Dash thought the same thing, so they looked at each other as they said the answer in sync.

“400,000 bits!”

Terry and Dash laughed danced a little at how much they got as Dash had 40,000 bits from her small amount of 50 bits. The girls did little dances of their own as they realized their amounts. Fluttershy just got 20,000 bits, the rest of the girls got 40,000 bits, Spike got 160,000 bits, and Luna got 80,000 bits. They managed to get bags large enough to take all their winnings and made their way to Astrotrain who was thankfully large enough to take all the Bits. He transformed into Train mode to get the gold in through the back and Terry managed to get his bits through. Astrotrain than spoke as to give a heads up. “When I go into shuttle mode form this I flip over, so buckle up.” Astrotrain than proceeded to moved forward and was about to transform when Terry just realized what Astrotrain said.

“Wait what?”

Astrotrain transformed as they flew up causing Terry to fall to the floor followed by his bag of bits trapping him. Astrotrain went into hyperspace, causing everyone else’s bag to fly straight to the back, more specifically Terry.

“Oh slag.”

The bags than whacked into Terry, each one earning a distinct grunt of pain from the impact. In between hits, Terry though on how this was going to be a loooong ride home. Not knowing it was gonna get a little more interesting from there.

Author's Note

Yes that was the R63 mane six, Terry and Tirek and Harold is based off Zoidberg.

Chapter 6

In the middle of the deserts of Applelousa, a blue portal opened out of nowhere and Lockdown drove through with Diablo Corps inside of him as the portal closed behind them. Diablo looked out the window poked his head out of a window than sighed. “Man that was close. By the way Lockdown, while you’re catching Foxy, if you happen to find Waspinator, bring him in. my guys will give Foxy a swift kick in the tailpipe, I’ll personally tear Waspinator a new Waste-Disposal Unit for ratting me out.”

“No problem.”

Diablo Corps took a bottle out of his pocket and looked at it. “This is Zapp Apple Cider, Ponyville Apple Family makes this for occasions that will definitely be remembered years to come. This is one of the very first bottles that they made. I’ve been saving it for years, and this is an occasion I think calls for this: evading capture and possible death by Saddle Ra-”

A loud boom interrupted his speech and Diablo looked back saw something that generally surprised him: a portal opened up exactly where he closed his, and Saddle Rager jumping through with the Power Ponies and Mighty Machines alongside her.

“How did-”

Terry popped up out of Saddle Rager’s mane, smirking with the universal transporter in his hand.

“You’re not the only guy with a universal transporter!”

Diablo groaned and put his head back in the car. “Lockdown, get into overdrive!”

“You got it boss.”

Lockdown shifted fears and boosted forward to stay ahead, but on Diablo Corp’s side, Filly-Second came up and looked at Diablo.

“Apologize!”

“If there’s anything I learned watching Norman Osborn, it’s never to apologize. Except for family and friends. And last I checked we weren’t really friends.”

“We will be someday!”

Diablo threw a jar at Filly-Second and she got stuck where she was as it was a jar filled with super-glue. He looked ahead and saw a railroad with a train on the side coming up. “Right on schedule.”

Radiance created a tank with rocket boosters and gathered Everypony inside making it closer and closer to Lockdown, eventually they were on his side when Saddle Rager raised her hooves and was about to bring them down when Radiance made a sharp turn, as they came up to a train, Lockdown took a turn the opposite way and made it to the engine and Diablo got out through the roof of the car and prepared to jump when Lockdown spoke. “By the way I delivered like you expected. Does that mean we’re even?”

“Not even close.”

Diablo Corps leaped to the engine as Lockdown pulled away as to make sure the Power Ponies didn’t go for him next after they got Diablo Corps. He turned and saw the train conductor get engulfed in a green flame and Masque was in his place. “Surprise.”

Masque lunged in for a punch only for Diablo Corps to dodge and kicked through the back door, sending him through every single car door and out the caboose. Diablo regretted it immediately as Pinkie Pie of this world ran towards him through the cars. “You have a lot to answer for meanie pants! Apologize!”

“Never!” Diablo slammed his foot on the connector of the engine to the car, breaking it and causing the engine to speed ahead thanks to less mass. He turned saw he smashed through a sign and was heading for a cliff. Diablo took all of the coal and poured it into the fire, sending the Train rocketing towards the canyon. around ad was meet face-to-face with old Waspinator.

“Now Waspinator can talk to Bug-Man. Waspinator no like bug-man. Bug-man always sends Waspinator to missions where someone would always die. Because it is always Waspinator who dies! Waspinator sick of being butt monkey,” Waspinator reached behind his head and ripped of something than waved it in Diablo Corps’ face revealing it as Diablo Corps’ insignia. “Sick of being Diablo Corps! Waspinator especially sick of YOU! Waspinator Quits! So now Bug-Man can just pucker his lips, and plant one on” Waspinator stuck his but in Diablo Corps’ direction. “Waspinator’s big, fat, stripy-”

Diablo Corps’ grabbed Waspinator and threw him in the engine, speeding up the train as it came to the canyon to which it flew over and was reaching the other side. “Astrotrain, TAKE OFF!”

“Get in boss.” Diablo Corps was surprised as he saw Astrotrain outside flying by.

“Wait if you’re out there and I’m in here…” he looked forward and saw the train nosedive into the canyon. he knew his end had come and than only thought of the last words of the most famous Soundwave Cassette of all time.

“ Diablo Corps... FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!! ”

The Power Ponies (Saddle Rager finally calmed down) and Mane Six came to the canyon edge, just in time to look into the canyon and see the engine explode at the bottom of the canyon with any hope of Diablo Corps surviving vanishing in the raging inferno, and the pieces flying up. One screaming piece flying towards Terry who managed to get the piece in his hands revealing it to be Waspinator.

“Waspinator is not having good day.”

Terry perked up. “Actually you got out in one piece, or in this case your whole head. It’s gonna be awesome to have you here around, we’ll hang out, exchange stories. In fact I bet Pinkie Pie will throw you a party when we get back just for trying to stop the bad guy.”

“Waspinator thanks wolf-bot. Waspinator feels luck is finally turning around.”

The Girls and Terry with the new Waspinator as and addition to their group. Masque ran up t the Power Ponies as he finally caught up but was out of breath than looked to the girls and guys. “Did…we…catch…him?”

Timberwolf had to be the bearer of bad news. “If ya count crushed under train wreck in the bottom of a canyon caught than yes.”

“Bummer. Glad that you’re not super mad anymore Shy.”

“Me too. I don’t think I’ll ever get that mad at anyone anymore.”

Timberwolf thought so too. “Yeah- wait, you could get mad at Masque.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean some of the stuff he said about you the past 4 days and did. For example, he said he could fill in your place until you were found. He did a perfect impression of you to emulate this. Don’t get me started on Angel”

“What about Angel?” Saddle Rager queried, not seeing Masque behind her making a throat chopping motion-telling Timberwolf to shut up.

“Well he bugged Angel like Discord usually did, but than he started stealing Angel’s carrots.”

“How could you do something like that?”

Masque responded calmly as if he had been rehearsing and role-playing this while she was missi-which he did not at all! “I can explain. For one thing he like a dozen carrots so I figured he wouldn’t miss one or two. Plus I have a Beta-Carotene deficiency.”

Saddle Rager began to think over the information she was just given form both sides when Timberwolf intervened. “The deficiency that has a guy leaving a rabbit only 3 carrots?”

“Hey! You said you didn’t see anything. Plus the amount of carrots I need. Plus I didn’t know if she was gonna be alive, and I didn’t wanna take care of all her animals.” He looked to Saddle Rager and saw she was taking deep breaths but knew she was gonna blow her top. Saddle Rager looked directly at him, anger building up in her eyes. “Run.”

“Hey I didn’t mean it like that but you gotta admit, that is quite a handful, and I think what I did could discipline Angel way better than you ever will-”

“Run, now.” Masque looked to Saddle Rager ready to continue the argument when he saw her temple sticking out and throbbing while her face contorted into more anger. A green flame surrounded masque and in his place was Blurr who ran like there was no tomorrow, to which Timberwolf opened the portal-allowing Masque to go through. Saddle Rager continued doing the breathing in and breathing out to stay calm and felt herself getting calmer when Timberwolf spoke after his face looked like it was in deep thought. “And he sold all your animal care stuff.”

After Timberwolf said that, Saddle Rager’s eye filled with red like she popped a blood vessel in both her eyes.

The henchmen began to retreat as the titans proved too much for them. Wasp finally put himself back together and stood proud in front of the entrance with Deadpool at his side. “Uh Wasp? Are you sure it’s a good idea to stand here? Cause I just got word that Waspinator’s luck is finally turning around. I’m no scientist, but I can tell you that it’s a sign the pain count is your turn.”

“Wasp not listen to Pajama Man. Wasp become hero by stopping bad-”

A blue portal opened behind the two of them and Masque ran through. “Hey guys! Bye guys!”

Deadpool looked into the portal and jumped out of the way while Waspinator just stood there looking at Masque run away. “Blurr-bot? How did you-”

Waspinator’s thoughts were interrupted as Saddle Rager pretty much ran him over and leapt towards Masque, landing on him and kicked him into the Power Ponies HQ. Than the henchmen came through as the portal closed allowing them inside the building and trample Wasp who grunted in pain several times. When the last one went through, Deadpool walked up to the broken Wasp.

“Hey Wasp, why does everyone around you like hurting you?”

“Because…shut up.”

It had one day immediately after Diablo’s demise, and the Criminal underworld was taking his loss slow. Kul’as made no attempt to regain the territory he lost, as that empire would need everything it’s got to stay together after it’s boss got canned. His office had been kept the same since that day and was only dusted. Blood and Fred looked out the window and turned around to see Lockdown enter the room with Foxy tied up and gagged thrown to the floor. Blood took out his wallet.

“How much?

“Nothing. You have my condolences on the loss. Consider this on the house.”

“Thanks.”

“So who’s in charge now?”

“We’ll we could hold an election-”

A familiar voice rang though the office despite the window being broken. “The day we go to Democracy…” the trio looked at the trap door on the left of the room and saw a familiar figure in a cloak standing on it, who flipped his hood off, allowing the face of Diablo Corps to be seen. “Is the day I let Lockdown go.”

Lockdown smirked. “You slick psycho. You planned to crash that train into the canyon.”

“Yep. Had to keep them off my trail. For a while at least.”

“Your bottle of Cider?”

“Tucked it back in my pocket and used Waspinator to break my fall. Lost my arm but I got a brand new one instead.” Diablo Corps showed off his right arm with was now that of the very first Galvatron.

“Nice. You plan on drinking the cider.”

“Not yet. You see everyone thinks I’m dead, including Saddle Rager. Wouldn’t that be fun to know the one that offed her, would be a ghost of her past.”

“Clever plan. You plan on doing it with your own servos?”

“Killing blow. I’ll need something to work up to that. Lockdown, you think you can find a heck of a bunch of parts for a suit to for me to go up against her? ”

“I can find the parts: Kinetic shock absorber, electro Gauntlet, name the parts I can find it.”

“And in case Devastator jumps in to save the day?”

“Electromagnetic pulse cannon, tractor beam, a metal I came upon immune to his powers, the Polaris Gauntlet, need I go on.”

“No need. You can start collecting the parts now if you want.” Lockdown left the room, and a grin formed on Diablo Corps’ face as he looked out the window, at the city. “Sleep well Saddle Rager, it may be the last time to sleep soundly again.” Diablo Corps began to a evil laugh on a Joker scale when he almost tripped over Foxy, to who he looked down angrily at than to Blood and Fred. “Get him into the quadruple torture basement. He broke the number one villain rule: never interrupt a evil laugh, and make sure the jumper cables are on his chest this time.”

Diablo Corps walked out and finished what he stared as Blood and Fred dragged Foxy out of the room, who struggled with fear in his eyes: a maniacal Joker style laugh.

Author's Note

never the end. and now this is set up incase Nocturis Comics wants to do an arch featuring this guy.

Chapter 5

It was 4 days in the city of Maretropolis since Lockdown kidnapped Saddle Rager, and everyone came up empty just like yesterday and the day before that. At the Power Ponies headquarters, they and the Mighty Machines were gathered around a round table, with Filly-second moping. Rodan spoke up. “Maybe we could contact Devastator, he might be able to find in her in no time flat when we say Fluttershy got kidnapped.”

Timberwolf shot this down like a plane. “No way. I’m not getting caught up in whatever craziness Gears is getting caught up in thanks to Red Horn. Plus my craziness tolerance ends at Pinkie Pie. And we wouldn’t even have to worry about this if you didn’t give Zapp the idea of me checking on Flutters. No offense Zapp.”

“None taken big guy.”

“Was I even on your mind on who to watch her? What about Gears?”

“He was the fifth guy I thought of.”

Everyone groaned as if they were Rodan, Gears would be number one on the list. Marevelous managed to keep the situation calm at least. “It’s okay guys, we shouldn’t blame Rodan just because he didn’t think of Gears and someone…different.”

Timberwolf didn’t care and had no problem rubbing it in Rodan’s face he screwed up.

“You a big dummy!”

Radiance stopped Timberwolf while he was ahead. “Now Terry let’s not go to name calling. Because it’s not going to help the fact that Kul’as’ criminal empire just lost ¼ of ground in the last 3 days.”

Something clicked in Shadow Blot’s head, but same thing with Terry as he beat Shadow Blot to the punch. “Rarity! Say that again!”

“Kul’as’ criminal empire just lost ¼ of ground in the last 3 days.”

Terry got a chalkboard out of nowhere from Pinkie Pie who somehow knew what Terry was gonna do. Terry ran to the chalkboard with a piece of chalk and began to write on it. “Exactly. 4 days ago, Lockdown kidnapped Fluttershy, in which Kul’as’ empire lost ground a day after. With how tight the Kul’as keeps his operations together, it’d take years just to get a piece of that.”

“Let alone ¼.”

“Exactly. Now if it’s planned to get some turf in just one day, you’ll need a pretty strong walking tank to do it. Now who is a walking tank we all know and Love?”

Pinkie Pei jumped up and down in the air with her right hoof up. “Ooh! Ooh! I know this! Fluttershy!”

“Right. And the only way to get a hold of her and mad would be if someone got hired to tick her off and keep her that way until the past three days. It’d make no sense for Kul’as to take over his own turf, and he’s a guy who likes getting his hands dirty. Who do we know who’d hire someone like Lockdown to catch Flutters? And not to mention a bounty hunter not from this universe.”

The gears clicked in Zapp’s head who darted to the board taking the piece of chalk.

“A guy who has a machine to let guys like Lockdown in! And if it’s taking heavy hitters across the multiverse being taken than it would most likely be a for a huge fight that happened 4 days ago as if it wasn’t we would’ve noticed the empire shrinking from day one! If you guys recall the reports some of them talked about someone who matched Saddle Rager’s description when she’s angry. And from what Kul’as said when he first came here, it would make sense that it would include a version of us watching.”
She threw the piece of chalk to the ground satisfied as everything they just figured out was on the board simplified into pictures. She than looked to Terry and rammed at him to lock lips and tongue him, to Terry’s surprise which than turned into him doing the same back, causing one of her back hooves to kick up. She broke the kiss and looked to him with a bit of love in her eyes for him. “Dinner after this whole thing?”

“Pick ya up at 7. And you’re hot when ya talk smart.”

Humdrum had to be the killjoy for the moment. “Uh guys. How are we gonna get to that universe anyway?”

Zapp let go and whispered to Pinkie Pie who than ran off. “Me and Pinkie were working on a universal transporter after that whole Power Syndicate incident. We luckily got some help from Iron Mane and the thing worked, we were just throwing stuff inside to see if it gets to the other side in one piece. We were gonna use it for real next week, but better now than never.” Pinkie came back with a weird ray gun with something that looked like a tablet attached to the side near the trigger. “All right guys let’s see if we live.” Zapp took the gun and shot it at a wall creating a blue portal in the wall. Timberwolf walked to it. “I’ll head through first. Plus if it kills me, I might just walk it off like Waspinator like I usually do.”

“No. Together.” Zapp and Timberwolf locked hand and hoof and jumped into the portal.

Twilight was sitting on a bench reading on a book when Lyra walked up to her. “Hey Twilight.”

Twilight put a bookmark on the page she was reading and closed it than looked to Lyra. “Hey Lyra what’s up.”

“Nothing, I’ll get to what I wanted to talk to you about.”

“What was it?”

“The mirror.”

“What?”

“You heard me. I want the to go to through the mirror.”

“Sorry Lyra but that’s a big no. Especially since you got that and desist letter 4 days ago. They were gonna have a good night and Everypony respected it and left them alone, for that matter How did you even get into Dash’s house?”

“She left the door unlocked and I borrowed the cloud walking spell.”

“You seriously need some help Lyra, this hand obsession has gotta stop.”

“It’ll stop when I get hands! None of the crazy doctors would help cause they said it was crazy even for them. Wait… you invented new magic, you could give me hands!”

“Sorry Lyra I pinkie promised not to help you in any way. And before you ask, so have the other princesses so nice try.”

Lyra levitated a sledgehammer form behind her as a crazy look entered her eyes. “I wasn’t asking.”

A blue portal suddenly opened on Lyra’s right. Two blurs slammed into Lyra knocking her out. Twilight was shocked at how much the universe apparently doesn’t want Lyra to have hands. The Objects got up and Twilight recognized one of them as Zapp, but she looked like Rainbow Dash, not a white Pegasus with a purple mane. The other ones reminded her of the new hero Spike talked about, Timberwolf, who than looked at Lyra who was unconscious.

“Oh great. Let’s throw her back in her house before she tries to take off my hands.”

Twilight was utterly confused than thought of only one logical reason. “Nice smoke and mirrors guys, and thanks for the save.”

“What save?”

Twilight was shocked and turned around to see Dash and Terry right behind her, Dash’s hair and mane ruffled a little and signs she was sweating a while ago. Twilight put two and two together from that.

“Did you guys-” Dash interrupted her.

“Yep. Last night at my place and again this morning on a cloud near the castle.”

“Okay I’ll ignore that if you explain this.” Twilight gestured a wing to Timberwolf and Zapp.

“I’m going with another universe problem.”

Zapp looked to them and spoke. “Glad you get it. We’re looking for a pony.” Terry responded.

“Pegasus, pink mane, hulks out when mad?”

“How’d ya know it was Saddle Rager?”

“That was just a guess.”

The rest of the Power Ponies and Mighty Machines came through the portal as the mane five came by. Pinkie Ran to Filly-Second and they both mimicked each other’s movements. Timberwolf felt dread go up his spine as his worst fear came to reality: two Pinkie Pie’s in the same place at the same time. He than suppressed it as he needed to stay on the subject at hand. “Did you guys do anything interesting in the past four days?”

Twilight responded in an as a matter of fact tone. “Why yes we did. I got to go to a seminar on how to make a Transformer, It was informative and awesome. And we went to a Fig-”

Pinkie stuffed her hoof in Twilight’s mouth. “Twilight! We Quadruple Pinkie Promised not to tell anyone we we’re going!”

Twilight got Pinkie’s out of her mouth. “We promised not to do that when we went. That was four days ago.”

“Oh okay.”

“We were attending a fight. Coincidentally Saddle Rager was there. I figured she was volunteering.”

Masked Matterhorn responded knowing something quite contrary to what Twilight said. “She got kidnapped by a Bounty Hunting Transformer named Lockdown. That was four days ago. And reports in Maretropolis say territory belonging to Kul’as is being taken form him by a bunch of guys with an assailant matching Saddle Rager’s description.”

“So that means whoever hired Lockdown would use Saddle Rager to take over that territory.”

“Exactly what we we’re thinking. Did you bring back any souvenirs from the fight?”

“We all got a lot of bits from the fight and put them all in a safe Terry made for a rainy day. Nothing else other than a souvenir Terry and Dash got from the ring.”

Terry dug into his chest hatch, and pulled out the head of Waspinator. “Waspinator is finally free! Now Waspinator can get revenge on four-armed bu-” Waspinator looked down and say he had no body and he looked and saw the Mane Six and Power Ponies. “YOU! You do this to Waspinator! Waspinator get in fight involving giant gold pony friend and Waspinator get torn to scrap.”

Masked Matterhorn found this interesting. “Who was the Bug man?”

“Bug man was big jerk that was bigger than Dragon-bot. But Waspinator never forget Diablo Corps.”

The Power Ponies and Mighty Machines gasped, as they knew all too well who Diablo Corps was. “The same Diablo Corps who not only has the tallest building in Maretropolis to show Kul’as he isn’t afraid of being caught but the second large criminal empire in all of Maretropolis?”

“Waspinator guesses. Bug man never tell Waspinator anything even when Waspinator ask.”

Timberwolf spoke up. “This’ll be just more of the reason that we find out if he has Saddle Rager or not for sure.”

“Waspinator was in cage and saw Fred-pony in forklift hauling angry Pony in ice tube.”

“Never mind. But we’ll need back up. And I think I know just the guys who’ll help us when it comes to Diablo Corps.” Timberwolf pressed a few buttons on the device and put it away.

“Waspinator also hear bug-man say he hope pink pony not find put bug-man break Pinkie Promise on not kidnapping friends or hurting them either.”

Filly-Second heard words ‘break Pinkie Promise’ and gasped. Her face turned into one of anger and her coat took on a tinge of red as a boiling kettle sound was heard than her head sprung up and steam blew out her ears, as her eyes became a firey orange. “NOPONY BREAKS A PINKIE PROMISE!!” she ran into the portal followed by the Mighty Machines who went in to make sure she wouldn’t break anything.
Matterhorn turned to the mane six and Terry.
“We’ll take it form here. Thanks for answering our questions.” She than jumped into the portal into the portal with the rest of the Power Ponies than it closed. Pinkie tried to go into it at the last second but it closed. Her back legs shuddered followed by fluttering eyes, a knee pinch and twitchy tail. She turned to the girls, looking similar to Filly-Second minus the jumpsuit. “Portal’s gonna open. To Applelousa! Somepony needs to take the pinkie promise serious!” she ran off hoping to get to Applelousa ASAP. Terry took a body out of his chest hatch and put Waspinator’s head on it. “There you go buddy. A new body for ya.”

“Hurray! Now Waspinator can give bug man piece of Waspinator’s mind!” Waspinator flew off to Applelousa, but than changed his direction as he was going the opposite direction of Applelousa.

Diablo Corps was at the top floor of his building allowing him to look over all of Maretropolis. It made him feel big, especially with Saddle Rager’s help these past four days. But he still felt very nervous. The Power Ponies reported back in Maretropolis and declaring a search for Saddle Rager. He was going to have to delay the full assault on Kul’as’ empire until the heat cooled down. But he knew leaving town would help seal the deal. But what worried him was how Waspinator’s head was not recovered from the arena. Since Waspinator knew all about the plan, and he could even blab about how he-

“DIABLO CORPS!!”

Diablo ran to his window where a telescope was built in and looked into it. He zoomed in on a street where a bunch of Ponies and wirewolves were running in the middle of the street and somehow landed directly on Filly-Second’s face.

“YOU PINKIE PROMISED!”

Diablo Yelped, letting go of the telescope and slammed on a button on his black desk. Outside at the entrance, several wirewolves and henchponies ran for the Power Ponies and Mighty Machines when several Blue portals opened in front of them. Through the portal came the Grimlock’s, Flutterlock, Slog and Deadpool who ran at the henchponies both armies clashing. He thought this would be a good time to good time to get the frag out so he pressed a button on his desk but nothing happened. He than saw an unplugged plug attached to his desk.
“Of course. Forgot to plug it in.” Diablo plugged it in and was about to press the button, when the doors of his office swung open and right there was Night Wolf. “Hello Diablo.”

Diablo than repeatedly pressed another button on his desk as if someone got this far, this called for the big gun. “Heyyyyyy, Night Wolf, how was your ride back?”

“Comfortable, all though I jumped at the chance if it meant I could get my claws on you. I would soon get a heart attack than pass up this opportunity.” Diablo saw someone running through the hall towards Night Wolf.

“Funny you should say that.”

The figure was revealed to be a mechanical broken fox with a hook that roared behind Night Wolf’s back, only for Night Wolf to roar louder in his face, resulting in him running back to wherever he was before.

“Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope…” the animatronic repeated this as he disappeared down the hallway. Diablo Corps simply took a tape recorder than spoke into it before putting it away. “Note to self: have Lockdown hunt Down Foxy and drag his butt over here so I can personally beat Foxy.” He than pressed a button on his desk as he put a helmet with three white lights on the front of it on. A trapdoor opened on the Diablo Corp’s left of the room. Rising from it was Saddle Rager whose eyes were closed. Diablo Corps was about to put his hand on the helmet when a lightning bolt hit the helmet, shooting it off and frying the circuits. “Oh come on! Do you know how much I spent on that thing-” he turned and saw Zapp hovering in the middle of the room and Saddle Rager just opening her eye as if she was sleeping the whole time.

“My goodness… what a dream, somepony destroyed the Zoo, made me fight some innocent ponies, than made…me…” she then turned and saw Diablo Corps repeated pressing a button on his desk but than saw Saddle Rager looking at him and smiled sheepishly. “Hey Saddle Rager, heh, here’s a story I’m sure you’ll laugh at. You see…”

“How dare you…”

“Frag.”

“Make me hurt innocent ponies like that with me knowing inside.” Her voice began to rise and her tone began to turn angry while Diablo resumed pressing the button in a panic. “And just for you own gain and amusement? Really!? You should be ashamed you Great Big MEANIE!” her voice began to become deeper, causing Diablo to smack the button at an even faster pace. He looked to Saddle Rager, regretting it as he could see visible veins on her on some parts of her body as he voice got even deeper. “What makes you think you’re so special? Like the rules of common courtesy don’t apply to you?!” Her eyes glowed red as she began to grow and her costume tore a little as her coat turned gold yellow and a few bones could be heard cracking, Diablo looking straight at the whole thing regretting every moment as fear began to leak onto his favorite spinning swivel chair. “WHY DON’T YOU PICK ON SOMEPONY YOUR OWN SIZE!?” she was now at full size and very angry, than roared, shattering the windows behind Diablo. Diablo than brought both his hands down on the button, causing the sound of opening a shook up soda bottle to go off under him. He than looked at the Hulking mare Smirking. “See ya sucker!” Saddle Rager brought her hoof down to smash him when a trap door opened under him and he fell down. “So Long Sucker!”
Diablo saw he began to slow down saw Animated Waspinator under his Swivel chair.

“Waspinator not finished with Bug-Man”

“Kick in the face!”

Diablo proceeded to so sending Waspinator down and slamming on to the ground in time for a muscle car to hit him, sending him flying through the parking lot entrance.

Diablo landed in the car as it sped out the entrance, running over Waspinator in the process. Diablo looked around as saw he was inside Lockdown. “Thanks Lockdown.”

“No problem boss.”

“By the way, when you get the chance, I want you to hunt down this guy named Foxy.”

“Heard of him. It’ll be a snap to catch.”

“Good. Get me out of their reach, from there we take a portal to Applelousa and get the Forklift outta here till the heat cools down.”

Diablo Corps put his head of the window to look back at his building. He blew a raspberry at it in satisfaction at his slightly clean getaway. But his victory was cut short when Saddle Rager jumped out of the window and landed on the ground creating a shockwave than ran for Lockdown, with Night Wolf clinging to her back, and the Grimlock’s and Flutterlock at her side in alt mode charging alongside her with Deadpool on Flutterlock’s back.
Diablo than took out the head of G1 Soundwave out his pocket. “Always hoped to use this.” he than put it on and when he spoke, he had the trademark Soundwave voice and Voicecorder.
“Fred, Blood Wing, Feralene, prepare for battle, Operation: Warfare.”
A pothole opened in an alleyway. “Eject.” Fred jumped out. “Eject.” Blood jumped out with homemade bat wings that somehow worked made a cawing noise of a condor. “Eject!” a feral-clawed otter jumped out trailing behind Fred, from several alleyways and potholes, several henchponies jumped out charging towards the titans. Diablo took out a remote and pointed it at a spot in front of them creating a portal, to which Lockdown drove through and Diablo closed the portal of after.

Author's Note

to be concluded.