Maud's Disastrous Poems

by DerpyOnkustaken

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I found some of Maud's worst poems. Please don't tell her.

Maudlin Pie's poems. I thought it would be funny to do this. Someone showed me Maud's poems compiled by another person, and I kinda liked it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-09-01 09:51:36 UTC

Gravel

Gritty substance used in

Roads for no

Apparent reason.

Very bumpy, it is.

Even so, I can't help being sorry that it

Lives as smashed-up rock.

Rock Music

Pit. Pit. Pit. Pit. Pitter. Pit. Patter. Pit.

Pit pa pat pa pit ra pit pat.

Rumble.

Rrrit pa patter pat.

Ra ra ra ra rpoooooom.

THUD.

The Earth's Core, As Compared To Mine

The core of the Earth is solid,

liquid, always shifting in density.

The heat and pressure are always immense.

It is composed of nickel and iron,

tungsten and gold.

Not mine.

I don't really care, though.

My core is mostly cool,

dike, basalt, gneiss.

There is still a blazing innermost section-

devoted to Pinkamena.

It burns hotter than the metal core.

It is denser than the gold.

Keep your planet

and I'll keep to myself.

Silts and Sediments: An Epic

Fuego.

Lava.

Mountain go boom.

Fuego.

Basalt.

Cavemouth.

Down and down he goes...

Erosion. Swept away by a storm.

Silts and Sediments.

Edgar, Joanna, aww horsefeathers I forgot his name.

Lakebed.

Laterite.

Robotic miners.

Bye-bye.

Down and down and down, deep into the earth.

Seismic activity.

Crushed and melted.

Fuego, Joanna, Edgar, Whatzit.

Home, sweet home.

Eight million years.

Fin.