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                  Maud's Disastrous Poems                  
                   -by DerpyOnkustaken-                    
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                          Gravel                           
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Gravel
Gritty substance used in
Roads for no
Apparent reason.
Very bumpy, it is.
Even so, I can't help being sorry that it
Lives as smashed-up rock.

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                        Rock Music                         
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Rock Music
Pit. Pit. Pit. Pit. Pitter. Pit. Patter. Pit.
Pit pa pat pa pit ra pit pat.
Rumble.
Rrrit pa patter pat.
Ra ra ra ra rpoooooom.
THUD.

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           The Earth's Core, As Compared To Mine           
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The Earth's Core, As Compared To Mine
The core of the Earth is solid,
liquid, always shifting in density.
The heat and pressure are always immense.
It is composed of nickel and iron,
tungsten and gold.
Not mine.
I don't really care, though.
My core is mostly cool,
dike, basalt, gneiss.
There is still a blazing innermost section-
devoted to Pinkamena.
It burns hotter than the metal core.
It is denser than the gold.
Keep your planet
and I'll keep to myself.

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               Silts and Sediments: An Epic                
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Silts and Sediments: An Epic
Fuego.
Lava.
Mountain go boom.
Fuego.
Basalt.
Cavemouth.
Down and down he goes...
Erosion. Swept away by a storm.
Silts and Sediments.
Edgar, Joanna, aww horsefeathers I forgot his name.
Lakebed.
Laterite.
Robotic miners.
Bye-bye.
Down and down and down, deep into the earth.
Seismic activity.
Crushed and melted.
Fuego, Joanna, Edgar, Whatzit.
Home, sweet home.
Eight million years.
Fin.