There aren't many things that make Doodle Bug scream and throw what ever is closest. Homestuck upd8s, bugs of any kind, cute puppies, Minecraft updates, and clowns. Okay, that's five things, but still. Basically, she's pretty tough, she watches horror movies for bed time, giggles at scary masks, and is pretty much immune to most jumpscares. While most people would be amazed at how hard it is to make her scared, it annoys Hoop to no end. Hoop was, no, is the scare king. Everyone from Princess Celestia to Derpy Hooves have been scared by him. Everyone, but his beloved best friend. He'd tried everything from random dolls to jumping out of dark spaces. She jumped and then rolled her eyes every time, but she never screamed and stumbled back, she never reacted like everyone else. But today...Today, though, today, the second of December, Hoop was going to scare her. Not by himself though, no, he'll be using a game. A special game. One that he knows will scare her. Five Nights at Fazzy's was very scary.
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Hoop smirked, finishing the download on the computer, "Ehehehe...Doodle Bug?" He called, opening the game.
"Yea?" She answered, sticking her head in the room, "What do you- Oh, is that a new game? I wanna play!" Her grin widened as she trotted in the room, "Please?"
"Ohhh, I suppose." Hoop smiled, "I haven't tested it out though, it's supposed to be scary!"
"Scary? Scary's my middle name! Well, not actually, Phoenix is my middle name, but...You know, whatever. "
"Ohh, but this one is extra scary! Come check it out!" He smiled at her, making sure the camera was near, just so he could snap a picture when it happened. He had actually seen the game, and he knew how everything worked. Doodle Bug, however, knew only the basics. He unintentionally smirked as Doodle Bug trotted over and happily sat down, completely unaware of her best friends intentions.
"So, I just click 'New Game', Right?"
"Yea..." Hoop nodded, watching her start the game. He quickly muted the call, and smiled innocently as Doodle Bug looked at him suspiciously, "Now, there's two vents on the side of you, and a big hole in front. Just make sure to check them, okay? You also have a mask for when the things are there!"
"Oh! Okay! Seems pretty easy!"
"Yea, yea! Check your cameras!"
"Cameras? Hm...Oh! Okay, that's coo- WhaAAAaat are those."
"Pfft! They aren't even moving yet! Those are the monsters after you!"
"Those things are scary..."
"Calm down...Look around and shine your flashlight in every room!"
"Okay..." Doodle Bug nodded, switching cameras, shining a flashlight in each. "This is cool- What the hell, oh my god, it's missing it's FACE. It' FACE. Why? Why is it missing its' face? What purpose does that serve?"
"Hehe, getting a bit scared, Little Miss I'm Not Scared Of Anything?" Hoop chuckled, grabbing the camera and moving to the side of her.
"Of course not...I'm just getting used to it- Why is it white? Why does it have two head? Why does it have no body? Hoop? Hoop!"
"It's not any trouble! Check your vents, put the cameras down..."
"Yea...Yea, okay, checking the veeee- OMG WHY?!"
"Did you just say omg? Pfft...Just put on your mask and it'll go away..."
"Okay...Okay..." She muttered, putting the mask on and swallowing. After a few seconds, she took it off and sighed in relief, "I must say, this is actually pretty scary...Checking the cameras again." She nodded, looking around. She found one with a music box and tilted her head, "Why is there a music box?"
"Oh, no reason, it makes all the things come anyway!" Hoop lied, chuckling. The music box ran out.
"Why is there a caution sigh?"
"No reason...Look around."
"Okay...How do you know what to do if you haven't-"
"I just saw a preview and learned."
"Oh, okay!" Doodle Bug nodded, accepting everything he said. "Okay so...Why is there a...Whoa...That duck..."
"That duck? Her name's Chica..." Hoop chuckled, going to say something else before Doodle Bug giggled.
"Chica? More like total yiff bait!" She nodded, grinning at her own joke before she heard a noise, "Whaaat was that...Weird noises..." She tilted her head, sitting up and tilting her head. "Is there like aaaaAAAAAH OH MY GOD!" Doodle Bug screamed, pushing herself away from the table as the puppet jumpscare happened. She didn't start the music box. She swiftly shoved herself back and flipped the chair, shaking slightly as her screaming slowly died. Hoop cackled as he took a picture (several actually) and put the camera down.
"Have fun?" He asked, smirking and leaning over Doodle Bug. Usually, when Hoop betrayed her, she would have reacted by smacking his face, causing a nosebleed before putting him in a chokehold. But, this time was special, this time, Hoop used something he knew she hated to scare her. Clowns, puppets, and those robotic demons from hell. You'd think this caused for something extreme, perhaps a good beating. But no, she instead did something more. She stood up slowly, still shaking, and walked out of the room. She knew that bucking puppet would be haunting her dreams, which would make the revenge all the more sweet. Yes, Hoop would rue the day he messed with her.
