Discord Trolls Humanity

by SevenWays 56

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1043

Discord is bored. A bored god is not a good thing. Lucky for him he finds a planet that will learn his divine gifts.

Discord is bored. The god of Chaos looks though the planes of reality. However one such plan of reality mocks him. That was a bad idea. Now the god of Chaos trolls humanity. Science, logic, reason be damned you now have to play with a literal god of chaos.

Have fun.

Published 2014-12-03 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-03 18:30:02 UTC

Where Discord Trolls humanity

Discord was bored. So so, so bored. He couldn't do much of his usual fun. Being the god of Chaos being bored was a very dangerous thing. 'Cruse you Celestia.... Fluttershy.... everypony!' He thought to himself. He had a smile. "Well lets see what other planes I could go to then. He said to himself. A viewing screen opened up showing the other planes of reality. "No, no, no, no, no, no.... wait what's this?" He asked himself.

He remembered this plane. Terra as he last knew thousands of years ago. A plane of little magic almost devoid of it even. He saw a bunch of people protesting. They where protesting religion saying that gods did not exist. Discord glared at this normally he never cares about this because well he was never worshipped and didn't need it to survive. However he saw what they where doing. Some where trolling and a lot trolled back. In fact these humans trolled like they where masters at it!

He was the master of Trolling! He was the one who made a race worship a sandwich for Chaos sakes! Then when they started to become enlightened about it he turned the sandwich into a monster to destroy there Civilization making them forever worship a food item. A thousand year of progess destroyed in one night.... it was classic. "Well then its time a god teaches them a listen." He said a snap of his talons he was off to teach humanity the true meaning of Trolling.... and maybe  get tacos while he's at it.

(Terra)

The rally was going find. One such person decided to mocky say. "If there is a god, strick me down." "Very well then." a voice was said. Cue lighting to the face and a burned corpse.

"What he asked for it." Everyone turned to see a mismatch of creatures sitting on a throne drinking a glass of chocolate milk..... Literally he drank the glass and tossed milk. Which exploded. "My Car!" a voice was heard.

"Hello there everyone... I am Discord god of Chaos." He had a smile. "If you look inside your shirts you will find cheese." One of then did and found cheese. Soon everyone found cheese. "Good... now cheese monster!" Discord said with a sadist look. The cheese merged together and came alive.

The panic was well deverse however Discord sighed as vthey ran. He cleared his throut. "Silcane Mortals!" He screamed the earth trimmbled and thje shy shock. Everyone was silanced. Discord hadn't used the God voice in a long time.

He reappeared above the planet like a boss. The whole planet could hear his voice. "Ok then... I have came here for three reasons.... one I took offance to your disbelieve, two I am bored and finally three..." He had a smile.

"I plan to torment all of humanity for I am a god and you get no say in the matter." He formed a modal of the solar system. "Lets see oh yes." He took the sun moving it out of the center of the system and replacing the earth. Said event could bee seen happening around Discord. He tossed the whole solar system out of wack.

"Next gravity is now optional." He said snap later a few wanting to float or not fall was now flying.

"Next i'm making golbal warnming no longer existance." He ereased it the impact of the planet because he could. "Oh and all fossil fuals are replanished." Cue oil coal and others returning.... and a lot of people getting hit by oil.

He had a smile one of demonited glee. "Next... I herby abolish all governments in the world!" Cue every government being removed. As Discord himself tossed them into space.

Finally Discord took the earth. "Screw the round say hello to flat." With that the earth become flat and somehow it was night and day.

"Now I troll you like no one has ever trolled you before!" Discord screamed to the world.

The god then took a bow and was gone in a flash.

The god appeared in Discovery communications. In his hand was a ball of Chaos. "Take over the hub will you!" A explosion later it was now rubble. Discord stood right next to some guy in a wheel chair. "You can't feel a thing.... well lets fix that." He took him and tossed him into the very Sun for fun. Discord appeared next to Pluto. He made it bigger big enough to be a planet. Then those who decided it wasn't a planet? He leaved them on it.

He brought back Dinosaurs to let them roam free and destroyed all zoos so the animals could run free. "You know what.... not enough Chaos!" He said. He appeared in the middle east and merged it with Europe because why not? He had already changed the earth.

In the antartic the whaling vessals get the biggest surprise ever. Discord riding a whale that was armed with a missle luancher. "Fire my friend fire at them." A pirate ship of africa got to see the greatest sight ever. A eagle ridinng a Shark armed with guns and the shark with a rocket luancher.

The statue of liberity started to smash New york city. The elifal tower became cheese with Paris becoming a jungle. Finally mount rushmore transformed into a floating mountain with disco lights and music. The poor became food and the rich where turned into money. The middle class however learned money was worthless and the food homeless tasted terrible.

Drugs also did the opposite of what they did. Stoners became squares. Hippies become hard working members of society. Cats and dogs got along the sky rained frogs and frogs puked up water. Fire cooled objects and ice warmed them up. It snowed in deserts and rainforests always rained.

Finally On the moon Discord carved his face in the rock. Also the sun glow purpole and the sky turn green. The planet had huge writing on its new flat surface. "Trolled by the god of Chaos the master of Trolling."

Floating in space was Discord. He was eating his tacos looking at his work. "Its so beautiful." He said holding up his Taco.