The Epic Adventure of Black Night!

I walked out of town until I noticed a blue pony flying past me in all directions. I knew who this pony was instantly, seeing as how I watch My Little Pony in the first place before I even got there.

"Rainbow Dash? Is that you?" I called to the super-fast pony.

"Sup!" The pony halted to a dead stop and was now floating on a cloud. "I heard you were Black Night. You must be super cool, being an Alicorn and all! But you couldn't beat me in a race with your wings!"

"Yeah? I bet I can fly faster than you, Rainbow Dash!" I was lying, of course. I didn't even use these things once and already I'm challenging the fastest pony in Equestria.

"If I win, you have to humiliate yourself in front of the whole town by wearing a clown suit!" Rainbow Dash challenged.

"Fine, if I win, you have to have steamy sex with me!"

"You have a done deal, man!" The super fast pegasus said as we gave a Brohoof.

We flied to a big hill that overlooked the whole town.

"We fly all the way past Ponyville to Canterlot Castle, ok?" Rainbow Dash said.

"Yeah, I'm down with that." I said.

"Ready?"

I got into position.

"Set."

I flapped my wings out and prepared for takeoff.

"GO!"

I flew as fast as I could with my wings, but I was a bit klutzy at this. Rainbow Dash seemed she had years of experience, because she zoomed past me like a jet.

We flew all the way across Ponyville to the Castle where she was waiting for me.

"Close call, but you lost, Black Night!" Rainbow Dash said. "What's your size for clown suits?"

I grumbled and answered "Medium, I guess..."

"Hey, don't let that get you down, man. Besides, I never said I wasn't going to have sex with you if you lost."

"W-what?" My mouth was agape by this surprising news.

"Yeah, there's always tomorrow!" She teased at me as I grumbled again.

"Go be with your egghead marefriend. I have to go beat up some clouds!" She said as she zoomed up into the sky.

I waved at Rainbow Dash.

"By the way," Rainbow Dash said in the sky, "You're kind of cute!"

I blushed.