Detective Scar Here and I have a new and very peculiar case. Ponies around ponyville have been saying that one of our beloved crusaders is actually a chicken! I have been
observing her for the last while... (No I'm not a creep, get your mind out of that... "Area" I see you out there!) ...She seems just like an average, uhh.... crusader? She is pretty normal for
you know, A Crusader but nothing abnormal so far...
A COUPLE HOURS OF WATCHING L8TER
I GOT IT!!! She cant fly! Is that all this fuss is about...? I mean yeah she is a bit old to not be able to fly, but she doesn't get much practice. I was that way when I was a foal too...
So I'm pretty sure that the fact that everyone thinks she is a chicken is bogus. but I do have a job... Bleck....
"Hey Dash..?" I ask Rainbow Dash
"Yes, Scar..?" She replies wonderingly
"You wanna...- EAT SOME HAY PIZZA?!"
"HELLz YEAH!" She yells happily
"Yeah but we have to work so to bad." I say with A stupid tone
After about another two hours we finally got down to the point, She is not a chicken. I walk over to Scootaloo and ask "Hey Scoots, You a chicken?"
"What the fudge cake? NO I'M NOT A CHICKEN! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! JUST BECAUSE APPLE BLOOM MADE THAT STUPID COMMENT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A CHICKEN!" She yells angrily
"Looks like shes not going to crack" I whisper to dash "So tenie chicken...."
"I'M NOT A CHICKEN, SHUT UP!"
"Looks Like I've made a chicken mad..." I whisper to dash again, she overhears what I said
"AAAHHHG!" she yells "I'M NO CHICKEN" then she makes a tiny squack sound. I narrow my eyes focusing in on hers.
DEN WE KISS! No that doesent happen I lied. Back on track.
I heard her squack of anger... Dash fell over laughing when I scooted over to the scoot. "Soo, Would you lie to a guy with glasses?" I say as I pull out a pair of fake glasses.
"I AM NOT A *Squack* CHICKEN *Squack*"
"ERMAGERD SHE SQUACKED AGAIN" I pull out a video camera "Do it again!"
"NOOOO *Squack* OOOO *Squack Squack* OOO" Her head bursts and fried chicken falls everywhere, me and Rainbow start going insane and eating like a Mad Pony Of course fluttershy is in the background to faint while angel puts on his napkin bib and starts eating chicken. From What I now understand is that she was some sort of chicken. Or an alien. but as soon as I finish eating I get a wave of tiredness, I look at dash to see her passed out on le ground and as my last few seconds I hear Discord laughing and scootaloo walking out of her treehouse...
