//-------------------------------------------------------// Is Scootaloo One Of Us????? -by ScarHoof- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Is She A Pony? //-------------------------------------------------------// Is She A Pony? Detective Scar Here and I have a new and very peculiar case. Ponies around ponyville have been saying that one of our beloved crusaders is actually a chicken! I have been observing her for the last while... (No I'm not a creep, get your mind out of that... "Area" I see you out there!) ...She seems just like an average, uhh.... crusader? She is pretty normal for you know, A Crusader but nothing abnormal so far... A COUPLE HOURS OF WATCHING L8TER I GOT IT!!! She cant fly! Is that all this fuss is about...? I mean yeah she is a bit old to not be able to fly, but she doesn't get much practice. I was that way when I was a foal too... So I'm pretty sure that the fact that everyone thinks she is a chicken is bogus. but I do have a job... Bleck.... "Hey Dash..?" I ask Rainbow Dash "Yes, Scar..?" She replies wonderingly "You wanna...- EAT SOME HAY PIZZA?!" "HELLz YEAH!" She yells happily "Yeah but we have to work so to bad." I say with A stupid tone After about another two hours we finally got down to the point, She is not a chicken. I walk over to Scootaloo and ask "Hey Scoots, You a chicken?" "What the fudge cake? NO I'M NOT A CHICKEN! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW! JUST BECAUSE APPLE BLOOM MADE THAT STUPID COMMENT DOESN'T MEAN I'M A CHICKEN!"  She yells angrily "Looks like shes not going to crack" I whisper to dash "So tenie chicken...." "I'M NOT A CHICKEN, SHUT UP!" "Looks Like I've made a chicken mad..." I whisper to dash again, she overhears what I said "AAAHHHG!" she yells "I'M NO CHICKEN" then she makes a tiny squack sound. I narrow my eyes focusing in on hers. DEN WE KISS! No that doesent happen I lied. Back on track. I heard her squack of anger... Dash fell over laughing when I scooted over to the scoot. "Soo, Would you lie to a guy with glasses?" I say as I pull out a pair of fake glasses. "I AM NOT A *Squack* CHICKEN *Squack*" "ERMAGERD SHE SQUACKED AGAIN" I pull out a video camera "Do it again!" "NOOOO *Squack* OOOO *Squack Squack* OOO" Her head bursts and fried chicken falls everywhere, me and Rainbow start going insane and eating like a Mad Pony Of course fluttershy is in the background to faint while angel puts on his napkin bib and starts eating chicken. From What I now understand is that she was some sort of chicken. Or an alien. but as soon as I finish eating I get a wave of tiredness, I look at dash to see her passed out on le ground and as my last few seconds I hear Discord laughing and scootaloo walking out of her treehouse... //-------------------------------------------------------// What Just Happened..? //-------------------------------------------------------// What Just Happened..? Note From Author: I have No Idea what in the world I have been writing but some of you that know me might have a small idea, im just doing this note so I have time to stall you until I can even figure out what is going on with my own stories... I honestly need help... :applejackunsure: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png:twilightoops: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightoops.png:facehoof: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png:rainbowhuh: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowhuh.png:applejackunsure: //static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png