What Went Wrong?

For a minute or two I couldn't see anything, I could just feel the grass and a slight wind from my left. After that... I still couldn't see but I could hear! "Am I in Rio?" No reply. I think I could somewhat see now. I seemed to be on some sort of road, in a rocky plain or something.

"Hmm I didn't think Rio had this many rocks." By this point I almost fully recovered my sight, then I noticed that all the equipment that the scientists put on me was gone and I don't remember much before that thing in the parking lot.

"Can anyone point me to the nearest hotel?" I heard some shuffling in some bushes nearby, I didn't know either to be scared or relieved so I decided to be both. Before I could say anything a rough voice said something I didn't understand "Umm are you speaking Spanish? Espanol? Espanol?"

It said something else so I turned and quickly fell as I saw what appeared to be a standing dog with a diamond-spiked collar "Am I on crack again?" He... Or she whatever said something again but this time a little more humorously. They then made an attempt at my feet but I quickly realized what it was doing so what I assumed to be my crack reflexes kicked him/her right in the snout. I used his/her sudden confusion to  try and run, but by this time I found out that the teleport must have put me into a state of disorientation and I immediately fell over again.

I could hear the dog running full speed at me, and accepting that I had no where to go I laid there in a ball position. I heard the running stop and I prepared for the worst. I heard a gasp then a female voice said "Leave that thing alone!" I opened my eyes to see the dog whimpering like it was afraid of this person, must be it's owner. "Shoo!" She said, I untucked from my ball form relieved to see a friendly face, another person. "Oh thank you-" I started to say as I was rolling over. What I saw next I did not expect, nor did she by the looks of it. But what stood in front of me was a horse... a HORSE. I quickly sat upright and for the second time today said something a little too aggressively.  "Who the butts are you!?"  "Well I could ask you the same question!" She replied in a really rude tone, but I can understand why. "Is this how you treat a lady who saved your life from slavery?!" She did have a point, well... actually two but it's hard to settle down when was just yelled at. But for the sake of survival against the woman species I had to let her win.

"Okay, Okay I'm sorry." She gave me a pretty snotty look "Hmpf, I forgive you." I felt relieved that she said that but then I remembered I was talking to a horse. "Woe, Woe, Woe, wait a minute, why and how am I talking to a horse?" I finally started to stand up because my tailbone was starting to get really sore because of the small pointy rocks and the dirt I was sitting on. After she saw how tall I was she backed up a little, she probably felt intimidated. She then a little more nervously "What are you any way? What pony put a translation spell on you?" The face I was making clearly showed that I didn't know what she was talking about. She asked again, "Who put a spell on you? I assume your just another creature from the Everfree, and you can't speak Equestrian."

I assumed that the 'Everfree' was the name of the forest we were in, and 'Equestrian' is her language. I also felt somewhat insulted that she mistook me for a woodland creature. "What? I'm not from any dumb forest. I was forced to go into this machine, and then I blacked out and now I'm here." I heard some sort of buzzing and I started whiffing the air for a bee, but apparently she heard it too and peeked behind me. I then turned around after I hear her gasp, only to see some sort of giant pony-bug that was high in the air. I noticed it had green eyes, fangs and was covered in black. She yelled, "A Changeling!? What are they doing here?!" I whipped around back towards the horse... pony whatever before I was swept off my feet by this 'Changeling' and then all I remember was the strange horse's horn start to emulate a teil aura and then the 'Changeling' releasing me before I hit the ground and for a second time; I blacked out.