Bronies Are Disgusting!

by UniqueSKD

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Random, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 1379

Twilight writes a letter to Celestia about her recent discovery regarding Bronies

[A quick little short story. Note that this story does not reflect the views of the author, but rather what the author imagines the characters would think were they to learn of our fandom's darker side. The author means NO disrespect or offense towards Bronies, especially when he himself is one]

POPULAR SECTION - 8th of December Monday 2014. Thank you everypony. I'll tell Unique not to steal your presents this Christmas and set fire to your trees. Except maybe that one kid I don't like, the guy who knocks over waffles and gets a million views for it. The waffle dude must be silenced…

When Twilight Sparkle decided to return to the world of Humans as part of a personal-led investigation into their culture and way of life, she expected her experiences the second time around to be just like her first. But when she discovered the group known as 'Bronies', she finds that some things in life are just not meant to be discovered.

She reveals her findings to the one pony she feels she can trust with such delicate and damaging information - Princess Celestia.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-08 22:00:09 UTC

Dear Princess Celestia...

Dear Princess Celestia,

I have Spike assisting me in writing this letter to you to inform you of a matter that I believe is of the utmost importance.

As you already know, some short time ago I had my crown stolen by your former student Sunset Shimmer, which led to me embarking on a journey into the Mirror and entering the world of Humans. What yu may not have known, however, was that my time in this world sparked my curious nature, and after I returned home to Equestria, that curious part of me longed to go back and study Humans, understand them and their society and cultures better.

As such, without your knowing, I had made some several journeys through the Mirror, revisiting the world of Humans. I am sorry I never told you, but I didn't want to worry you, although what I have learned from my extended time in the other world may indeed cause you much worry.

While studying Humans in the world beyond the Mirror, I stumbled upon rumors of a supposed collection of Humans that called itself, 'Bronies'. Again, my curiosity was piqued, and I just couldn't resist learning more about these 'Bronies'.

Utilizing the advanced technology of their world, I was able to attain information that greatly aided me in my investigation into the Bronies caste. What I discovered truly shocked me, and I am sure it will you too.

Apparently, these Bronies are a collection of Humans who idolize our universe. These Humans somehow know of our existences, every one of us. Do not ask me how they know of us when no Human has ever been recorded in our history as ever setting foot in our world, for the answer to that question is one I do not know, but the fact of the matter is that somehow, these particular Humans know of us, and everything about each of us. What our names are, what sort of ponies we are, our personalities, our families, even things about you I never thought true, Princess Celestia! Is it true that you have an obsession with cake and bananas?

I'm sorry, Princess. I was straying away from the subject at hoof.

Anyway, these particular individuals and their group within the Human world is large, Princess. Its numbers escalates likely as far as into the millions if not close to such a statistic. The majority of these Bronies are divided into different roles to help serve their group. Some of these Bronies take on the position of artists, painting and drawing images of you and I and of other ponies, ike my friends, and with impossible accuracy and detail to our appearances! I have yet to acquire further information regarding how these Bronies could possibly have known what we looked like without ever entering our world. Right now I am going off the theory that these Humans are able to read minds, and that possibly when I initially came to this world for the first time they acquired this knowledge by scanning my mind. However, I have yet to test this theory, and I may be required to bring in a live human being from the other dimension. With your permission and approval of course, Princess.

While many of these paintings are quite beautiful to look at, I did find, to my horror, a number of certain paintings of my friends. The thing about these particular images, you see, was that they were...they were...

They were of my friends but in explicit positions. Awful and degrading and humiliating poses and stances. And I was not spared the travesty either, and with tremendous regret Princess, neither were you or your sister Luna. Some of the paintings I found of you and Luna were, o put in a single word, despicable. It wrought great pain upon me to see Luna be reduced to some sort of sexual whorse (I beg for your pardon in my choice of word, Princess!).

But sadly, the defilement of our world and your kingdom did not stop with these paintings. These Bronies do not just draw pictures of our friends and families in such horrendous fashion, but they also write stories about us all, which they call 'fanfiction. Again, I do not know how these Brony Humans are able to get hold of such personal and private confidential information, but they somehow do, and then they use that information, and they twist our stories into horrible packs of lies and falsehood and disgusting scenarios.

I found a website dedicated to the writing of these stories using the Internet (I'll explain what the Internet is when next chance we meet, but I assure you outside of this letter the Internet is one of the most fascinating things about Humans), and the things I read once more about myself and our friends shocked me. The awful stories I discovered, explicitly sexual in concept and degrading in detail, were too much for myself to continue analyzing. It was quite heartbreaking for me to read the sort of things that these humans were writing about the ponies I knew, and more so of what they written especially about my dear friends.

Why these Bronies were writing such explicit things about our world is beyond me, but that they do so and that other humans do little to condemn such things makes me wish I never came back here in the first place. To think that my first experiences in the human world were actually fun and exciting, only for my return to shed light upon the darker side to these species.

Needless to say, I do not intend on ever returning to the Human world. The things I have learned about them through these Bronies makes me feel violently ill, yet I cannot just simply let go of the things I saw.

Which is why I ask you, my princess and my mentor, for your advice. As one of the wisest ponies I've ever known, I would appreciate your council, and any suggestion on the matter. As I wait for a response from you, I will see to it that my research notes on these Humans are disposed of as quickly as possible. I did not believe in the old proverb beforehoof, but after what I learned from these Bronies I now really do believe that there are just some things that ponies were never meant to discover.

I hope for your reply soon, Princess Celestia.

Sincerely,

Twilight Sparkle.

Forever Your Faithful Student.

Dear Twilight Sparkle...

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

Luna , my sister, will see to it that the Mirror is destroyed tomorrow night. Why the accursed things was ever created in the beginning is unknown to me, and why I even allowed it to exist is a mystery I may not solve either. Perhaps I am not as wise as you believe me to be, Twilight.

I pray that these wicked horrors will not cause you too great a disturbance. And I agree that any and all documentation you have complied regarding the lore and study of these 'Bronies' be destroyed so as to prevent another living soul from learning of such terrible creatures. To think that entities from across the dimensional void could think to paint such an appalling image of our world as you have described offends me to no end. But at least the actions we both now take will see that nopony will feel shamed and dirtied.

And another thing. Do not think you have escaped a stern lecturing from me about embarking upon escapades without my approval. I will not pay you a visit for the time being, given that you seem to have punished yourself enough as a result of your actions, but we shall have a serious talking at a later date.

So for now, remove all traces of your research, and try to get some rest, my student.

Sincerely,

Princess Celestia

Ruler of Equestria

P.S - Please do try and keep Lyra from learning about all of this, will you? I would suggest destroying this letter once you've read it just to be absolutely safe. We most definitely do not need her being encouraged to further her obsession over Humans, okay?