Cover art made by Hank J. Wimbleton!

Isaac and his mother lived in a small house on a hill. Isaac's mother was content to sit on the couch and watch Christian televangelist broadcasts, while Isaac played with his toys, as children are wont to do. Then one day, his mother heard a voice from above...
And Isaac was never the same again.

A Binding of Isaac: Rebirth crossover, because there aren't enough.

Author's Note: If you're enjoying this story, this one is incredible. It hasn't gotten the views it deserves.