The Best OC Story Ever

by Boredom Incarnate

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Slice of Life, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance, Random
Length: 1302

Get ready for an adventure that will last one chapter!

Black Scars, Red Coat, Brown Jagged Horn, One Wing only, He has Hoof Nails, His Tail is Super Saiyan Hair, His Ass is always puckered, One of his nuts were cut out, He has Dragon Spines up his back, He has Ruby and Sapphire Eyes, He wears a scarf from an ancient war that he got from his insane father who stabbed him 57 times in the butt with his needle dick, There is always a little blood back there as a memento, Now he has regular visits from his mother who has always been attracted to his butt scars and the heroin. Other then that, he had a happy childhood.

Pleas Don't Hate. No troll networks. Don't even bother commenting if you like it. Don't add it in groups I don't want it in.

This OC is completely orignal. Don't stel. I spent a long time on this description, please don't hate me.

"10/10 would fap to again." -Vladimir Putin
"I learned how to count to 3 from this." -Gabe Newell
"This gave my ebola herpes." -Kamikakushi
"This is the best thing I've ever read." -RaineDash
"This made my penis feel sad inside." -Roarin Thunder
"I just got here!" -Mothey

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-20 04:50:02 UTC

Fun! Fun Everywhere!

One bright and beautiful day everypony walked down the dirt trail while trying to ignore the sound of gaping asshole. See, it was a little hard to ignore when every time it clenched, the ground shook with fear almost as if it was a cock on the verge of reaching orgasm.

The pony who owned this disturbing asshole was none other than, Sucky Shitters. He was the town ass of course which was made ever apparent by the blood dripping out of his asshole.

He walked down the street in this normal neighborhood where nobody questioned his mere existence. Well, nobody but one other who just so happened to be flying around at that very moment.

Her name was Derpy Hooves and she surely was the dumbest and sluttiest mare in town. If you called her the town bicycle, that would be an understatement. She seemed to drip liquid herpes wherever she went from her mouth.

She immediately took interest in the walking abomination currently below her herpes ridden saliva. Swooping down as quickly as her changeling infested body could she ended up dive bombing him into the dirt.

The last piece of his stallionhood smashed into the ground instantly killing itself by choice. Sucky had no idea about the immediate pain he should be feeling due to the fact that he’d never used them before in his life.

“Hey there, Mr. No Balls!” Derpy said having taken notice of his freshly splattered scrotum.

Sucky turned his head backwards so much that you’d think he’d just snapped his neck, but death could never let him leave, “It’s no trouble ma’am they were pretty dry anyway.”

“Well, that’s great! Wanna fuck?!” Derpy exuberantly asked the lying Sucky.

“Sure! I’ll just leave my old scrotum down here and we’ll find the whore house for the night!” Sucky returned with just as much enthusiasm.

Derpy’s ears folded down and she frowned. “I”m sorry, but I was just fired from there. They found that I got pregnant and have mouth herpes.”

“What took them so long?” Sucky asked her while wiping his saliva covered face off and then rubbing his ass with the same hoof.

“I’m not sure, but I do know that Fluttershy has a hen house we can borrow for the night instead! It’s where I sleep on the weekends when I don’t have a dick inside me!” Derpy flapped her wings at the thought of fucking someone in the forbidden sex area.

Sucky nodded while somehow having anal prolapse. “By the way, we’re required to shit all over the ground now.”

Derpy shook her head immediately. “We need to keep it held in for as long as possible, so try not to shit out your bowels too fast, Mr. No Balls!”

Sucky’s tail shot up as the saiyan blood started to boil in his veins. The thought of holding in a fart for more than one whole chapter making him practically ooze with joy.

His ass clapped loudly at the idea and pus mixed with blood oozed out as the herpes began to kick in. Ebola chan walked by and then grimaced as she moved far away from Sucky Shitters.

“Even I would touch that with a twenty foot futa dick.” Ebola Chan stated loudly while disappearing into the school ran by Cheerilee.

“I wonder what that was?” Derpy asked Sucky who just shrugged.

“Maybe it will be important later.” He said to her.

“Probably not.” Derpy returned with as she finally tried to grip Sucky’s leg only to find that his left front leg wasn’t there.

“What happened to your leg?” Derpy asked him.

“Diabetes.” Sucky stated.

“No, I meant your other leg!” Derpy exclaimed in surprise.

“Oh, that’s just mah dick.” Sucky told her.

“It’s pretty small.” Derpy said while trying to look underneath him.

“Well, some mares are just used to not feeling it. Not sure why you’re interested in the first place.” Sucky said as Derpy finally latched on to one of his actual legs.

“Because no matter how small you are, I’ve got to make sure to spread my legs for everypony!” Derpy said as she took him into the sky and headed for Fluttershy’s home.

~Super Speedy Sucky Squeezy Transition~

Fluttershy frowned in disbelief at the horrendously disfigured creature standing next to the heavily diseased pegasus.

“Let me get this straight.” Fluttershy pointed to Derpy first. “You want to fuck this thing standing next to you?” she asked Derpy who nodded vigorously.

“Yup, I want to fuck Mr. No Ball’s small dick!” Derpy exclaimed.

“And I just want to put my small dick in anything I possibly can.” Sucky said with angsty indifference.

Fluttershy nodded in apparent thought. “Yeah… You two fit wonderfully together. So use protection and please get the fuck off my front porch before someone sees you both… If that’s okay with you.”

“Was that as good for you as it was for me?” Sucky asked Derpy’s corpse.

Having gotten no answer, he left her to rot in the hen house thus making his new fetish necrophilia. What he didn’t know was that since Scootaloo also slept at the back of the hen house due to her unexisting parents, she saw the whole thing and was scarred for the rest of her miserable little excuse of a life.

http://youtu.be/1qaxMt6TZt4?t=5m56s

Derpy’s corpse was forced to take her under her wing… literally. It was now her new diseased home.

In other news, he had just gotten a brand new shiny disease.

“Are my organs liquefying?” He questioned as Ebola Chan flew down on her magical reading rainbow.

“Of course my son! Spread it everywhere you go!” She squealed into the night sky.

Sucky nodded slowly before finally allowing his blood sugar levels to increase. The levels went over 9000 causing his dick to fall off in an epic fashion. Though he didn’t leave much of an imprint on the ground with it.

Here is an explanatory image:

~There is no image~

Now that he was surely sterile for the rest of his life, most could live happily. But the story didn’t stop.

Sucky activated his alicorn powers causing him to survive the ebola, herpes, and dick raping he’d received along his lifetime. He would go on to defeat the evil Tyrantlestia and her adorable sister, Woona, both of whom he banished to his decaying testicle still rotting on that road in Ponyville.

“I am the god of war!” He yelled as the town drunk pranced into his path.

Her name being, Berry Punch. She sipped upon Cheerwine ass wine she’d taken from Big Mac’s own anus sack. She smacked into the Alicorn’s deeply emotionally scarred barrel.

Since he could no longer get aroused by anything living or even have an erection, he decided that he’d show his super cool dragon spines (plz don’t steal) in all their sensually erect glory.

Berry being ‘that guy’ (My headcanon is that berry is secretly a sexy human guy) decided to take off her whorse costume (She’s also a whore whose sexual prowess is only rivaled by Derpy). (I didn’t put a human tag because it’s only a tiny bit of the story)

“I just love a stallion with no dick!” She/He stated to the erectified Sucky.

“I love mares with no vagina! (That’s my fetish :rainbowkiss:) Good thing my butt blood makes great lube! Also, you might end up in my basement dead soon!” Sucky said while his one flapped achingly hard.

Then they lived happily ever after until Sucky’s necrophilia fetish kicked in once more. He also had an unbirth fetish, so he used his alicorn powers to turn into a fugly mare.

And then he lived happily ever after… while everyone else lived inside his massive womb until they were absorbed and/or aborted.