The Chronicles of Riley Holman

by Grimdark_Rainbow

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 3568

Riley Holman (a human) is part of an experiment with Rainbow Dash.

Short Description tells all.

Twilight wants to conduct an experiment and Rainbow Dash is part of it!
Humans!

This is an unedited and completely crap format. I'm not editing it.
Oh, and the beginning is missing. I'll get that soon.
This is my last story until around the beginning of June. I'll get another story up then. And you will love it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-05-07 01:02:56 UTC

Only Chapter, Explicit.

Its just a fantasy that he thinks is real and all the while he's just staring at Dash. The fantasy goes into detail sand stuff.Dash brings him back to the real world by saying "um.. Hey?" So she's in the middle of talking. And she disappears in a flash of purple, looking like Twi's magic flash.So she disappears and you are startled by this, "Uh, Dash? Where'd you go?" Hearing no answer, you go into your bedroom and sleep (from being rudely awakened by the rub)Near 12 am, it is explained that 2 voices enter your dream. One is Twi and one is Dash.They say (not going along with the dream at all of course)... Well Twi says "Rainbow, I thought humans were much more... Energetic?" (Due to your rapid movements of being startled and stuff.)Dash sighs. By this time you're already awoken and your heart is beating out of your chest, being startled by Tara Strong and whatnot.You jump up and pull the light cord on the ceiling fan. Light floods the room, blinding everyone in the room.They squint at you. Twi says "Well, Rainbow, you were right. They certainly are energetic.""W-what are you guys doing here?!" He asks the ponies. "We," Twilight started, "are here to conduct an experiment. Dash, would you do the honors of explaining?"Dash got into a heroic pose. "I certainly would!" She comes out of the pose. He sits down, which meets them at their height."What the hell is going on here?" He said worriedly (if that's a word), his heart making a loud bass noise.Twilight looked at him. "No need to worry," she tried. "This experiment surely won't hurt you. If anything, it will bring you pleasure." Dash nodded, "Me too!"Twilight continues. "I have been observing behaviors, certain behaviors, of humans. I started off by asking Lyra, but all she gave me was crazy myths and legends," Twilight stopped and sighed. "I completed my research on near everything, except...""Except what?""Except..." Twilight paused, "mating habits..."Riley was baffled by this. He held his breath as Twilight continued."Now I set up this experiment where I lie to Dash saying that this teleportation spell transports her to another part of Equestria, where strange creatures live.""Hey!" Dash interrupted Twilight. "You lied to me? Where is this place?!""This, Rainbow, is the world of humans. Ameri... Ameri... What's it called again, human?""America. And please, call me Riley.""Okay, Riley. Now, this experiment called for a mate. The only pony that I was able to get was Rainbow Dash here.""..." Dash kept quiet."Now, Dash, introduce yourself so he knows what he will work with!""Hello, I'm Rainbow Dash," she forcefully sent out that 'hello'."That's all the introduction I need, I'm in!" Riley happily exclaimed."It wasn't optional, Riley. I wanted you to do it.""Now, I see you need no pressuring, so I'll just give you this. Have fun. But just to warn you guys, I'll be watching and taking notes." She blushed.Rainbow Dash also blushed, as she realized that she was a bit too willing when Twilight chose her to do this experiment.Twilight walked to the foot of the bed. "Oh, and I'll walk around the bed to get the best view if necessary."She blushed again.Riley's heart finally calmed itself and he was now laying back. He invited Rainbow to join him on the bed. "Yeah, Riley." She took out her wings and fluttered up and onto the bed. "I don't plan on having sex right away, I hope you know that.""Yeah, I understand." Riley was crushed on the inside.Twilight walked over to his ear and whispered, "She loves joke so tell her a few and maybe she'll give in?" Riley nodded and turned to Dash."Let's make this scene a bit more romantic, shall we?" Riley got up and walked out to grab a lighter for his Warm Apple Pie candle."Do I really have to fuck this guy?" Dash complained."You wanted to, and you're just being stubborn. Quit that and be patient."Twilight walked out of the room to join Riley in the kitchen. She cracked the door to his room so Dash couldn't see."Now, Riley, Dash is getting impatient. She loves the scent of apples, and most of all Apple Pie. 'How convenient' Riley thought."She also likes red wine, so get that bottle out." Riley reached for the emergency wine bottle. Emergency wine for that girl that might crash her car in front of his house and might ask to use his phone. But now is also an emergency, the only time he'll ever get to have sex with his favorite character.He went across the kitchen to grab a couple wine glasses. One for him, one for Dash, and one for Twilight. He popped the cork on the bottle and filled the containers near the rim. He gave one to Twilight, which she had trouble drinking. "Oh, yeah, I forgot the straw!" He reached for the small drawer in the middle of all the other drawers in the kitchen. Inside was 2 straws thankfully. He tore them both open and put them in the pony's drinks.Walking back to the room with a lighter and 3 wine glasses, he hands Twilight her wine and then Rainbow her's.Rainbow took a sip from the straw. Her eyes opened wide. "How did you know my favorite wine?""Oh, I just know!" He smiled and looked back at his television table for the candle.Grabbing it from behind his pile of fantasy books near his tv, he took off the cap, making sure the label was hidden from Dash so its a surprise, he lights it.The scent wafts through the room. Riley sets the candle down on the table at the foot of his bed, near his reading lamp.Dash gasps. "How could you know my favorite smell?!" She was now cocking her head and looking at him."I love this candle, I didn't know YOU love this scent too!"'I think I'm close to it!' He thought."Now, how about wine and a few jokes?""Sure, I love jokes!" She was now sure that she wanted to 'fuck' him. He knew everything that she liked!"So I walked into my bedroom the other day and saw..."There was silence. Dash asked "Saw what?""What?" Riley answered. Dash started to giggle, it obviously wasn't a good joke but she still liked it.Twilight walked over again and whispered "Try a pony joke now."He grunted in acknowledgment and thought for a few seconds."So, Berry Punch walks into a bar."Rainbow Dash started to laugh and she now enjoyed his company.'Just a little longer and I'll be warned by Twilight to get on with it or I'll be "friend-zoned"... AGAIN.' He thoughtIt was sooner than he thought. Twilight didn't even have to walk over and tell him because he just knew. Dash looked at him with half-eyes and a small smile. He wanted to pop the question, but started to blush when he thought of it.'Fuck it!' He told himself, 'just tell her!'"Dash?" Riley asked. His face started to turn red.Shit did I mention that he turned off the lights and is now doing this by candlelight? Well he is.Rainbow Dash answered, "Yes, Riley?""I-I-"She cut him off. "No, I am the one who loves you. You're doing all this just to have sex for an experiment, and it means a lot to me." She was finished with her wine now and she picked it up in her mouth and set it by the candle. Riley did the same. They both sat back down.After a minute, Dash walked over to Riley and put her hooves on his chest. "Fuck me Riley!" She was REALLY excited. So was he, excited in both ways. Riley took off his shirt and threw it on the floor. He had abs, and Rainbow Dash found that attractive. She had pulled herself off him when he took his shirt off, and she now looked down at his pants. She traced his pants up to his waist and noticed his erection in his pants. "Excited, huh?" She teased, and reached down to his button with her mouth. Somehow, she got it open. Now taking the zipper in her mouth, she pulled that down revealing his underpants. "I'll take care of these, Dash." He stood up off the bed and pulled off both layers. He then lay back down. "Woah!" Rainbow and Twilight exclaimed. "What?" Riley asked them. "Y-your cock, Riley! Its huge!" Rainbow Dash observed it closely. Twilight exactly quoted a page in a book, "The human penis is larger than the average pony's. The average human's penis can reach up to 8 inches, while the average pony's, 4 inches."..about a minute agoKyle GoeckeI'm trying, there's a letter limit. I have to send it in parts...a few seconds agoKyle Goecke"Th-thats huge!" Dash's mouth agape. Twilight got up and closer to him to visually measure him. "Looks to be about... 7 and a half inches." She poked it with a hoof and he got a lot harder. "Its now fully erect Dash. Now looks to be 9!!" (Keep in mind that she is VISUALLY measuring it. She is off by at most an inch... IN THE STORY OF COURSE.) Dash couldn't believe what she was seeing. She was staring at it with lusty eyes. Twilight backed up out of there. She decided to camp at the side of the bed as the foot of the bed would be too hard to see anything at. Riley felt special at that moment, due to the women being all over his penis. "Twilight?" Riley looked over. Twilight spit out the pencil that was in her mouth and said "Yes?" (Can't do enters on FB chat so yeah. Here's Riley) "Do we have to go straight to regular sex?" (Twi) "R-regular sex?" (Riley) "Yeah, like me sticking it into Rainbow's... 'Pussy'?" (Twi) "Th-there's more than just that?!" (Riley) "Yeah, humans have a great time! I'll show you a few ways. Dash. Are you ready?"Dash nodded happily. "Okay, now place a hoof on both sides of my cock." She followed, placing a hoof on both sides of his penis and awaiting further orders. "Now, Dash, rub up and down slowly at first then faster." She did so. One hoof was on the bottom of his penis (his view) and one on the top. Riley pointed this out, "Dash, how about sitting on my legs and fixing your hooves the way you see it?"She took her hooves off his penis and stood up to sit on his legs. She was very light, like a feather. She placed her hooves back on his flaccid penis, and started rubbing up and down on it slowly. Twilight swiftly took a note down. Dash looked at him cutely and started going faster. Before he is overcome with pleasure, Riley quickly explained this position. "Now, this is the normal sex position before regular sex." Twilight wrote something down.Riley looked at Dash and told her that that is enough for that position. He sat up and Dash stayed put on his legs. He caught that gleam in her eyes again and asked her if she was ready for another position. "Of course!" She exclaimed again."Okay, this one will be easier to explain before it starts. Twilight, get ready for a note." She readied herself. Dash listened carefully. "This one is called a 'blow job'. The other one was called a 'hand'... Er, 'hoof job'. The 'blow job' is a bit of a basic and is a standard for most humans. The woman will place her mouth on the male's cock and rub her mouth on it, optional licking, up and down similar to the other one. Go on, Rainbow. If you want to." She placed her hooves on his thighs next to his fully erect cock. Looking down upon it, she started lowering herself on it. She placed her mouth around it and...She placed her mouth around it and started to lick his cock inside her mouth. Her love faltered a small amount. She quickly pulled her mouth off of it and looked at him. "What the fuck do you think I am?" She yelled at him. "I don't want to do that. I tried it and I can happily say that I despise it." (Riley) "Well, Dashie, I'm really sorry. I should have told you that not all women like to do that." He hung his head in shame and his formerly erect penis started to fall as both Twilight and Rainbow Dash watched. Twilight quickly wrote out a note. "Riley," Dash apologized, "I'm s-s-s-" (twilight) "Sorry." (Dash) "Yeah, that. Well, I'm that that I yelled at you. It was wrong of me. Do you accept my apology?" (Riley) "Of course Dashie!"Riley was crushed inside again, as that was his favorite sex position. "Well, Dash, here's the perfect timing for this." She cocked her head. "Sometimes, for men it is hard to keep a full erection through certain events during sex. These events I really don't know I just Googled it late at night one day." He laughed to himself. He then looked around saw Twilight staring at his penis, fascinated by it. Rainbow asked him what Google was. "Uh... Its a joke thing..." He thought for a second asking himself where he left off. "Oh yeah! Rainbow, the best way to get your partner's cock back to its original size is to do the first position I told you about." She looked up, thinking hard. "The one where I sit on your legs and rub my hooves up and down on it? It seems too small to do that to right now..." She touched it with a hoof, "And too soft." (Riley) "There is only one more cure if that happens. Make up some random shit or just plain old fuck.""That's absolutely ridiculous!" Rainbow laughed. Twilight butted in as she saw fit and told them both, "I concentrated on his penis and I noticed a few things. The only one you care about is that I visually measured it again and noticed it is 3 inches or so. That is one inch off of the fully erect 'cock' of a pony. You aren't sexually excited right now correct?" (Riley) "No, I don't think so." (Dash) "That is still absolutely huge!" Her voice started to give him a boner, making his cock rise. "I notice that you want some of me, huh?" (Riley) "Well, yeah..." He blushed. (Dash) "Here, I'll show you a little something from Ponyville!" Twilight got ready to take notes. Rainbow Dash flipped her rainbow hair, orange in the candlelight, and sat down on his legs. She reached for his penis and held it in her hooves. She started to stroke it carefully and slow, so she doesn't hurt him. He got fully erect once again and started to grip the pillow he wsa laying on.'Oh, this feels a lot better than what I thought! Ah!' He thought as she was doing it. She started to go faster and gripped his penis harder. Her spit from earlier gave enough lubricant for this part. She bent lower and licked the head of his penis, bringing him to gripping the pillows harder and moving around in pleasure. She loved doing it to him, in fact. She lied earlier about not liking to give him a blow job so she could surprise him. She bent back up from running her tongue on his erect cock and started to lust after him. She started to rub his penis faster and faster, noticing that he is about to release his cum. She laid back on his legs, propping her shoulders on his lower legs and inched closer to his penis, opening her legs. Riley opened his eyes and saw Rainbow Dash's pussy and closed his eyes again from the pleasure. "Watch out, Dashie, I'm about to-" he wasn't able to finish his sentence when he did. He released his warm cum out and it shot farther than what Rainbow thought.She was hoping it would only get on her pussy, arms, legs and her chest, but it found its way up to her chin and she left it alone. It had sprayed all over her body, and she felt it. It was warmer than her body heat. Riley opened his eyes and sat up after he came on her and saw it on her chin. "Sorry, I see it shot farther than expected." (Dash) "Nah, its fine. Okay, now for your finale!" She stood up and pushed him back down in his laying position. She then crawled down him and looked at his 9 inch erection. 'Looks delightful!' She thought, really lusting after it now. Her mouth started to water and she couldn't contain herself. She bent down and started to move her mouth up and down on his cock. It reached into her throat but she didn't care. She could taste his cum from his head, which didn't phase her. She just kept on sliding her tongue up and down on his penis. She started to run her tongue on it as it was in her mouth. He once again gripped the pillow harder in clenched fist.Rainbow got up and took her mouth off his penis. She left it wet and left him half pleasured. She now decided to finish him off. She stood above his penis on her hind legs and lowered herself onto it. A surge of pleasure ran through both of the lovers. Riley jolted as Rainbow Dash put his erect penis into her wet pussy. *shluck* There was a sound as Riley's penis entered her pussy. Rainbow was raising and lowering herself on his penis and every time she hit the bottom, it would make that sound not one pony could forget. *Shluck* She knew the noise vaguely. *Shluck* Riley opened his eyes and looked down at her pussy and noticed that she was bleeding. "R-ruh... Rainbow..." *shluck* "You're... Gah..." *shluck* "Bleeding... I..." *shluck* "... Didn't kn-know this..." *shluck*Twilight was at the side of the bed blushing a cherry-red and watching. She was pleased and pleasured by it herself, even only watching. She became horny, and forgot about her notes.there is more*Shluck* Rainbow was being so pleasured from him. She has never felt this way before, so she has no idea what to expect. *Shluck* She was now raising and lowering herself faster, risking it all just to feel what it is like to have a man cum inside of her. She doesn't care if she gets pregnant, but she should. Twilight had warned her when Riley left to room for his lighter about getting pregnant. 'Sex with a human may be satisfying, but if he releases his sperm inside of you and you get pregnant, you may be faced with raising an abomination.' Rainbow had shrugged it off and snorted, 'I'd never fuck this guy for the life of me! I don't even know him!'*shluck shluck shluck* She was daydreaming about what happened earlier and she caught herself going faster and faster, harder and harder and moaning. *shluck shluck shluck* "Ah, Rainbow..." *shluck* "I'm about..." *shluck**moan* "to cum..." *shluck shluck shluck**moan* She heard this and started to move faster. "I am..." *moan**shluck shluck* "about... to... too..." *shluck shluck shluck* *moan* She, surprisingly, was the first one to cum. It ran around his penis, and he felt it, and it mixed with the blood. Her gaze shot up at the ceiling and she moaned louder than the others. "L-louder..." Riley said and came inside of her. She moaned even louder than the series before it....She moaned louder than the series before it. They both lay back and breathed heavily. Riley had sweat on his forehead that he dismissed until it swam down his forehead and into his eye, which stung and caused him to brush it away. Rainbow had pulled herself off of Riley's penis, which was now back to being not erect, and laid to the left of him on his bed. The cum she had on herself earlier must have flown off and mixed with HER cum when she had came. She was breathing quite heavily and felt dizzy. Riley sighed roughly, "It's harder for humans to cum, isn't it?" He sighed again, catching his breath. Rainbow felt a burning passion for him, which had escalated into love as she fucked him. "I'm sorry about what I said earlier, Riley," She finally caught her breath. "When I asked Twilight if 'I really had to fuck this guy'. Really sorry..." "Rainbow, I love you. I forgive you completely." Twilight quickly took a note. They all sat there in their original places in silence for a few minutes. Twilight broke the silence by moaning. "What's wrong Twilight?" Riley and Dash looked over. "I need some paper towels!" Riley looked down and saw the mess she made. "Oh!" They all started laughing at what happened. "Don't worry, Twi," Dash reassured her. "I would have done that too if it were you in there!" She smiled and grabbed her red wine from earlier in her mouth, and drank a few sips. Riley stood up out of his bed and headed out of the room, not bothering with clothes at the moment. He grabbed the roll of paper towels from the kitchen and helped Twilight clean up her cum."Really sorry, Riley," she apologized."Nah, it's fine. Me and Dash made a mess of blood and cum on the bed!"