Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich have turned Ponyville into a massive party hosting site. They had just created the biggest Ponyville party ever created for Rainbow Dash to celebrate her birthday, and if happiness could kill, everyone in Equestria, even the Princesses, would be dead. The party had ended, sadly, but everypony had massive amounts of fun. Rainbow Dash had found Cheese leaning against a tree, eating a cupcake.
"Cheese Sandwich!", she said, "I gotta tell ya! You and Pinkie have totally made this the best birthday-anniversary super combo ever! It was...!"
"...epic?", Cheese Sandwich finished.
"Yeah it was!", Rainbow Dash said.
"That's all I needed to hear, little filly", Cheese said, slowly walking away. He had found Pinkie Pie, sitting behind the stage, writing in her diary. He smiled and pulled a small box out of his shirt. "Just a little memento of my visit". Pinkie spit out her pencil and opened the box, a bright light blinding her a little. Inside the box was Cheese's rubber chicken, Boneless.
"You're giving me your special rubber chicken friend?", Pinkie said. Cheese smiled.
"Oh, he's not the only one", he said. Cheese pulled another rubber chicken out of his shirt and placed it on his back. It was the same as Boneless, but had a big #2 on the side. "Well, Boneless Two, another job well done. But it's time we mosey along". He had just made it out of Ponyville, before Pinkie randomly appeared in front of him.
"Cheese, wait!", she said.
"I am", Cheese said.
"Umm...", Pinkie said, "Do you have to go?"
"Well, not really", Cheese said, "This was the last party that I needed to plan, so I'm done for today".
"Well, stay here tonight!", Pinkie said, "With me!"
"With you?" Cheese said, a little happy on the inside, "Why?"
"Because I wanna get to know you better!", Pinkie said.
"You don't think we know each other enough?", Cheese asked.
"Just because we planned a party together?", Pinkie asked, "Are you loco in the coco?"
"Well... I guess it wouldn't hurt to spend a night with you", Cheese said, smiling.
"Yay!!", Pinkie cheered loudly, "Well, follow me!" Cheese shrugged and followed Pinkie back into Ponyville and to Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie pulled her key out of her mane and unlocked the door, letting Cheese in and re-locking the door behind her. She then turned to face Cheese, smiling wide. "Welcome to Sugarcube Corner, Ponyville's best bakery, and my home!"
"You live in a bakery?", Cheese said, looking around.
"Yeah!", Pinkie said, "All I have to do is pay Mr. and Mrs. Cake every month, and they let me live upstairs!"
"Wow", Cheese said, "That great". At that point, Mrs. Cake walked into the living room, having just finished cleaning the kitchen.
"Oh, you're here, Pinkie Pie", she said. She then looked at Cheese. "And you've brought a friend?"
"Uh-huh!", Pinkie said, "This is Cheese Sandwich! He helped me plan the biggest party ever for Rainbow Dash!"
"Well, nice to meet you, Mr. Sandwich", Mrs. Cake said.
"Nice to meet you too, Mrs. Cake", Cheese said, "And please, call me Cheese". Mrs. Cake nodded.
"Mrs. Cake?", Pinkie asked, "Can Cheese stay here with me tonight?"
"Well, sure", Mrs. Cake said, "As long as you keep it down. The twins are sleeping, and Carrot Cake and I need as much sleep as we can for tomorrow's Cake Taste in Canterlot. Also, I just finished cleaning the kitchen, so if you get snacks, clean up after yourself".
"OK, Mrs. Cake", Pinkie said, "Goodnight!"
"Goodnight, Pinkie", Mrs. Cake, giving Pinkie a small hug. Mrs. Cake walked upstairs and joined her husband in the bed. Cheese spotted a picture of Pinkie's older sister, Maud Pie, on a table. Pinkie saw what he saw and smiled.
"That's my big sister, Maud", she said.
"I didn't know you had a sister", Cheese said.
"Yeah!", Pinkie said, "I love her sooooooo much!"
"I have an older brother", Cheese said, "His name is Broccoli". Pinkie fought hard to keep herself from laughing. Cheese rolled his eyes as he saw Pinkie's red and puckered face. "Go ahead and laugh. I know it's funny". Pinkie laughed hard and fell onto her back to the floor.
"Broccoli and Cheese!", she said, rolling around on the floor, "Your name is Cheese, and your brother's name is Broccoli! Broccoli and Cheese!"
"Yeah yeah", Cheese said, "I don't even know why my mom decide to do that". Pinkie calmed herself down and stood back up.
"So", Pinkie said, "Wanna eat some snacks and play some board games?"
"Actually", Cheese said, "I'm a little tired from that party. I'm ready to turn in for the night. But tomorrow, I promise".
"Well... OK", Pinkie said, "Follow me". Cheese followed Pinkie upstairs to her room and looked around. Her room was full of pink and balloons, and she had twin-beds, and wallpapers with candy patterns on them. "Well, what do you think?"
"I actually kinda like it", Cheese said, "But, don't you think there's a little too much pink?"
"Too much pink?", Pinkie said in disbelief, "You really are loco in the coco! There's never too much pink!"
"OK OK!", Cheese said, calming Pinkie down, "I just asked a simple question. Don't get enraged". Pinkie giggled. "But, why do you have two beds?"
"It was like that when I moved in", Pinkie said, "I just let anyone who stays the night with me have the other one".
"Oh, OK", Cheese said. Pinkie took one bed and Cheese took the other one. It may have been filled with pink, but it was very soft. "Well, goodnight, Cheese".
"Goodnight, Pinkie", Cheese said, covering himself up with the blanket. Pinkie turned off the lamp and laid down. Right when Cheese got comfortable, he felt something tickling his back a little. He reached behind himself and downward, pulling a baby alligator from under the comforter, which scared him. He yelped and threw the alligator on the ground. His yelp made Pinkie jump a little as she turned the lamp back on.
"What's wrong, Cheese?", she said.
"There's an alligator in here!", Cheese screamed. Pinkie looked at the alligator and smiled.
"Oh, that's just Gummy", she said, grabbing the alligator off of the floor, "He's perfectly harmless, and he has no teeth!" She opened Gummy's mouth and showed Cheese the inside. There was nothing but gums and a tongue.
"Oh...", Cheese said, feeling a little stupid, "Well, keep... uh.... Gummy... on your bed, alright?"
"OK!", Pinkie said, tucking Gummy in next to her and turning the lamp back off. After that, they both were able to get some sleep.
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The next day, 4:00 PM...
Pinkie and Cheese were eating some snacks and playing some board games, just like Cheese promised. At that point, they were playing Pretzel. Pinkie was standing on a mat with multicolored dots, while Cheese was sitting next to it with a spinner-board. Pinkie was nearly twisted into a pretzel, and Cheese was wondering how she could even breathe. Not thinking about it, he spun the board again.
"Left hind hoof yellow", he said. Pinkie grunted and moved her left hind hoof onto a yellow dot, able to keep herself up.
"I... told you... Cheese...", Pinkie said between grunts, the pain starting to increase a little, "I'm... the champion... at this... game!" Cheese shrugged and spun it again, smiling at what it had landed on.
"Right front hoof green", he said. Pinkie looked down at her right front hoof, the only thing keeping herself from falling.
"Uh-oh!", Pinkie said, "Uh... can I skip this one?"
"Nope", Cheese said, "You already used your skip, so you have to do this one. Unless you want to forfeit?" Pinkie tried to move her hoof, but was unsuccessful, as she fell onto the mat. Cheese laughed at how hard she fell. "Looks like you lose, Pinkie".
"Aww!", Pinkie said, "Well, I'm still the champ! Can you take my title?"
"Let's find out", Cheese said, stepping onto the mat. Before they could begin, Mr. Cake had walked in.
"Pinkie Pie", he said.
"Yes, Mr. Cake?", Pinkie said.
"Cup Cake and I are about to go", Mr. Cake said, "Don't forget, you need to babysit the twins". Pinkie's eyes went big.
"What?!", she said, "But I thought you found a babysitter this time!"
"She's sick, Pinkie", Mr. Cake said, "I told you that four times yesterday, and you agreed to babysit them for today".
"Can't I just not do it?", Pinkie asked.
"Sure", Mr. Cake said. Pinkie smiled big. "If you want me to triple your rent". Pinkie's mane and tail deflated and her smile dropped.
"OK, Mr. Cake", Pinkie said, "I'll do it". Mr. Cake smiled.
"Good", Mr. Cake, "We'll be leaving now. See you tonight".
"You too, Mr. Cake", Pinkie said as Mr. Cake walked out the front door, along with his wife. Cheese saw the frown on Pinkie's face and was concerned.
"What's wrong, Pinkie?", he asked.
"I have to babysit Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake", Pinkie said.
"And what's so bad about that?", Cheese said, "It's just babysitting two Earth Pony twins".
"They're not Earth Ponies", Pinkie said, "Pound Cake is a Pegasus and Pumpkin Cake is a Unicorn".
"What?", Cheese said, "Then how... never mind". Pinkie stood up and sighed.
"The reason I'm sad is because you have to leave", Pinkie said, "Since you don't want to have to deal with twins".
"What do you mean?", Cheese said, "My nephews are baby twins, and I have to babysit them sometimes".
"Really?", Pinkie asked.
"Yes", Cheese said, "And, if you like, I'll help you babysit until Mr. and Mrs. Cake get back". Pinkie smiled as her mane re-inflated back into it's poofy form. She hugged Cheese as tight as she could, nearly strangling him.
"Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!", Pinkie said. She noticed Cheese's blue face and let go. "Hee-hee! Sorry!"
"That's alright", Cheese wheezed out, catching his breath. He stood up and patted his chest a little. "So, where are the twins?"
"Follow me", Pinkie said. Cheese followed Pinkie upstairs into a nursery. Inside a playpen were two little foals. One was a Pegasus with a very light beige-colored coat and a dark brown mane and tail, and the other was a Unicorn with a light butter-yellow coat and an orange mane and tail. Pinkie smiled and introduced them to him. "This is Pound Cake, and this is Pumpkin Cake". Cheese smiled.
"Well", he said, "They sure are adorable". The twins looked up at Cheese and spoke to each other.
"Who dat?", Pumpkin Cake said.
"Dat's Pinkie Pie", Pound Cake said, rolling his eyes, "We see er evey day".
"I no dat, Pound!", Pumpkin Cake said, "I'm tawking bowt de oder one".
"Oh", Pound Cake said, "I dun no". Pinkie giggled as the foals babbled to each other.
"Pound Cake, Pumpkin Cake", she said, "This is Cheese Sandwich, and he's gonna help me take care of you two!" She turned to Cheese. "Oh, and watch out for Pumpkin's baby magic. The only spell she can control is levitation, but not the other ones. Just one shoot and it could do something to you". Cheese nodded. "Well, say hi!" Cheese looked at the twins.
"Umm...", he said, "Hi, Pound Cake. Hi, Pumpkin Cake".
"i", Pound Cake said, as did Pumpkin Cake. Cheese giggled.
"They sound funny", he said.
"I know, right?", Pinkie said. Cheese looked at the twins again.
"I wonder which one of you are ticklish?", he said. He began tickling Pound Cake, but he didn't laugh.
"Pound Cake isn't ticklish", Pinkie said, "I've already tried. But Pumpkin Cake is very ticklish". Cheese smiled evilly.
"Oh you are?", he said. Pumpkin Cake squealed and Cheese started tickling her. Pinkie chuckled and turned around to grab a spare diaper off of the changing table just in case. Right when she turned around, Pumpkin Cake's horn lit up. Pound Cake instantly noticed this.
"Pumkin, wor orn!", he said, pointing to it. Pumpkin Cake saw it and tried to cover it to cut to magic off, but her stubby little baby legs were no help.
"Uh-oh!", she said.
Suddenly, her horn blasted both Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich, engulfing them both in a light-blue cloud. The twins waited for the cloud to fade, and what they saw made them gasp loudly. Pound Cake flew out of the playpen and Pumpkin Cake levitated herself out in front of Pinkie and Cheese. The two were foals.
"Wow", Pinkie said, sitting up and rubbing her head, "Dat was a stwong bwast of magic".
"Weah", Cheese said. Both looked at each other surprised.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!", they both screamed out loudly. Pinkie looked at Pumpkin Cake with a mad face.
"Pumkin Cake!", she said, "Wat did woo do to us?!"
"It was a accident!", Pumpkin Cake said. Pinkie raised her eyebrow.
"Woo can undastan me?", she said, "And I can undastan woo?"
"Duh", Pound Cake said, "We babies, and babies no wat oder babies are saying". Cheese looked at himself in the mirror next to him. His shirt was too big, and his mane and tail were completely straight and short. His teeth were gone, his cutie mark was gone, his hooves were tiny, and he was chubbier than normal. Seeing his new self frightened him to his core. His bottom lip started to quiver and tears came to his eyes. Pinkie noticed this.
"Cheese?", she said, "Are woo otay?" Cheese started crying loudly. It didn't bother Pound Cake or Pumpkin Cake much, but Pinkie didn't like it. She instantly attempted to calm him down. "Cheese, stop cwying, pwease! Wor hurting my eaws!"
"Me no wan be no baby!", Cheese said.
"Me no wan be one eder", Pinkie said, "But woo dun see me cwying".
"Wewax, Cheese", Pumpkin Cake said, "It not foreva". Cheese sniffled.
"Weawy?", he said.
"Mm-hmm", Pumpkin Cake said, "I turn Gummy into a baby sometime, and it stop after wike thwee ours".
"Thwee ours?", Pinkie said, "Dat's bout da same time Mr. and Mrs. Cake get back ome".
"Gweat", Pound Cake said, "Good ting Mommy and Daddy won haf to see dis". Pound Cake jumped, as he felt something warm under his hind legs. A yellow puddle had formed on the floor, and Pumpkin Cake spotted a small yellow hue coming from between Cheese's hind legs.
"Eww!!", she said, "Cheese pee-peed on himsewf!" Cheese had just noticed once he finished. He yelped and quickly tried to run away, but he lost his balance and fell into his own urine-puddle. Both twins began laughing hard, and Cheese began to get embarrassed as his pee soaked into his coat.
"Stop waffing at me!!!!", he yelled at them, tears coming to his eyes again.
"Cheese!", Pinkie said, "Dun well at ta twins! Wou'll upset tem!" She turned to the twins. "And Pound Cake, Pumkin Cake, stop waffing at Cheese! He just had a accident". Both twins stopped laughing.
"Wes, Pinkie Pie", they both said. Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake never dared to ignore Pinkie's authority, afraid to make her cry again, and if there was anything that made the twins feel bad, it was seeing Pinkie cry.
"Good", Pinkie said, "Now, can one of woo git me some wipes so I can git Cheese cweaned up?"
"Otay", Pumpkin Cake said, using her magic to grab some baby wipes off of the changing table. She set them in front of Pinkie.
"Tank woo, Pumkin Cake", Pinkie said. She grabbed a couple and cleaned the urine from Cheese's coat and from the floor. "Now, get me and Cheese some diapees so we dun have no more accidents".
"Otay", Pound Cake said, flying up to the changing table and grabbing two diapers. Pinkie grabbed one and was about to put it on Cheese. He noticed this.
"I'm not weawing no diapee!", he instantly said shoving the garment out of his reach.
"Cheese...", Pinkie said, "We haf to. We need to wear deez so we dun pee-pee or poo-poo on da gwound".
"I can howd it!", Cheese said, crossing his hind legs.
"Weawy?", Pound Cake said, jumping in, "Says da cowt who jus pee-peed himsewf".
"Sut up, woo!", Cheese said, "I'm not weawing no diapee". Cheese started crawling as fast as he could away from Pinkie, who sat down and sighed, knowing her delicate baby legs didn't want to be used at that point.
"Pumkin?", she said, "Can woo hewp me, pwease?"
"Mm-hmm", Pumpkin Cake said. She grunted to get her horn lit up and used it to catch Cheese and levitate him back over to Pinkie. Pound Cake crawled over to him and held him down as Pinkie began to diaper him.
"Wet me go!!!", Cheese screamed, trying desperately to escape Pound Cake's grasp. But Pound Cake was slightly stronger that him, as he knew how to use his baby strength.
"Old still, Cheese!", Pinkie said, "Awmos dun". Pinkie diapered Cheese, taping it inside so Cheese couldn't take it off. Cheese saw the diaper and tried to take it off, but it was too tight for him to stick his hooves inside. Cheese knew he wasn't going to be able to pry the diaper off of himself, so he just sat there and pouted. Pinkie then diapered herself, making sure it was tight so it didn't leak. Then, she looked at the others.
"Alwight", she said, "Now, Mr. and Mrs. Cake won be back ere till 7:00, and we haf to take care of you two. So, we need to be nice to each oder and git awong till dey git back and we turn back into gwown-ups".
"Otay", the twins said. They all looked at Cheese, who was still pouting, and just shrugged.
"Now", Pinkie said, "Since woo two no ow to be babies, can woo show me and Cheese how to haf baby-fun?" Both twins smiled big.
"Weah!", Pound Cake said.
"Aww woo need is some toys and a binkie", Pumpkin Cake said, "And wou'll have wots of fun!" The twins flew and levitated themselves back into the playpen. Pinkie reached up to grab the front of the playpen, but she was too short. "Oopsie! Sowwy Pinkie". Pumpkin used her magic to grab Pinkie and bring her into the playpen. Pinkie looked at Cheese on the outside.
"Wat bout Cheese?", she asked.
"I dun wun go in dere!", Cheese said.
"Fine", Pound Cake said, "More fun for us!" Pinkie wanted to persuade Cheese to play with them, but the twins grabbed a massive amount of baby-toys and set them in front of her and Pumpkin Cake grabbed her pacifier and placed it in Pinkie's hoof. It was a little wet with Pumpkin Cake's slobber, but Pinkie's new baby feelings told her to suck on it. She placed the pacifier in her mouth and happily suckled, while she played with the twins. Pinkie was having so much fun playing with Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, but Cheese was just sitting on the outside, watching them. He knew he wanted nothing to do with being a foal, but he was getting a little bored. He looked at Pinkie and saw she was playing and giggling loudly along with the twins. Cheese didn't like being a foal, but he really wanted something to do.
"Hey", he said. Pound Cake just looked at him.
"Wat do woo want, gwump?", he said.
"Wet me pway wit woo", Cheese said.
"Why?", Pumpkin Cake said, "Woo said woo dint wike being a baby".
"I dun", Cheese said, "But me bord, and wan pway". The twins looked at each other for a while, then shrugged. Pumpkin Cake used her magic to levitate Cheese into the playpen.
"Otay", Pound Cake said, "Wew wet woo pway with us, but woo can't compwain bout anyting, otay?" Cheese nodded.
"And", Pumpkin Cake said, "Woo can onwy cwy if wor hungwy or need a changie". Cheese nodded again. Pinkie smiled and gave Cheese some of the toys and Pound Cake placed his pacifier in Cheese's hoof. Being that he had just finished using it, it was wet with his slobber, and Cheese yelped a little.
"Eww!", he said, dropping the pacifier and scraping his hoof against the net of the playpen.
"Wat?", Pound Cake said, "It's jus a binkie".
"A binkie that woo just puwwed out of wor mouf!", Cheese said, "I'm not pudding wor spit in my mouf!"
"Wat did we jus say?" Pumpkin Cake said, "Wor not compwaining, are woo?" Cheese sighed and put the pacifier into his mouth. He dry-heaved a little from the stray saliva that assaulted his tongue, but he still suckled until his baby feeling made him comfortable with it. He began playing with the toys also. Surprisingly, he actually liked playing with them. He played by himself, and with Pinkie and the twins. He was having a lot of fun. Nothing distracted him from his good time... except a loud growl that came from all of their stomachs. Pinkie giggled.
"Wooks wike we couwd woose some num-nums", she said. The others nodded. "Pumkin?" Pumpkin Cake levitated Pinkie and Cheese out of the playpen, as well as herself and Pound Cake. "Now, fowwow me so we can eat". Pinkie left the nursery and Pumpkin Cake safely levitated everyone down the stairs so they wouldn't risk one of them falling. Pinkie crawled into the kitchen and went into the refrigerator. She pulled out four jars of Pureed Banana foal food, the twin's favorite. After Pinkie got the jars, they all sat in the middle of the kitchen floor in a circle. "Alwight, everypony onwy git one. We haf to save da west so Mr. and Mrs. Cake dun haf to buy more". Pinkie opened them and gave one to each foal and herself. She didn't want to use any spoons, since the plastic ones were in the nursery and the metal ones were too dangerous for them, so she just used her hoof, as did the twins.
Pinkie enjoyed every bit of the sweet banana mush, but Cheese however, stared at the yellow mush. It looked like a yellow vomit. He was about to reject the foal food, but knew this was all he was going to get. Plus, his stomach was begging for him to fill it, and he didn't want the other foals to kick him out of the playing time. He sniffed the mush a little. It smelled like sweet banana. The smell was so good to his little baby nose that he decided to try some. He dipped his tiny hoof into the mush and placed it in his mouth. The very sweet taste overloaded his taste buds, and he started eating normally like a foal, as well as the others.
"How is it, Cheese?", Pumpkin Cake asked Cheese.
"Dewicious!", Cheese said, "I never knew how great baby food tasted!"
"I towd woo, Cheese", Pound Cake said, "Being a baby is gweat. Woo dun haf to cwean up afta worsewf, wor mommy and daddy wock woo to sweep evey nite, feed woo, and change wor diapees".
"Weah", Pumpkin Cake said.
"Me wike being a baby", Pinkie said, "Pwus, I neva got to enjoy my babyhood, cuz I had to gwo up werking on a wock fawm".
"Weawy?", Cheese said, "Me too".
"Whoa!", Pinkie said, "I tot I was tee onwy one!"
"Nope", Cheese said, "Werked on a wock fawm fer twewve wears, fore I weft".
"Wow", Pinkie said, "Wew, I'm gwad I got to meet somepony ewse tat gwew up a wock farm wike me".
"Me too", Cheese said. Pinkie hugged him as tight as she could. It surprised Cheese a little, but he accepted it. The hug felt so nice, and he ate up every moment of it. Nothing distracted him from the soft, warm feeling.
"Hee-hee!", Pound Cake giggled, "Wooks wike Cheese woves Pinkie". Cheese yelped and let go of Pinkie.
"Nuh-uh!", he said, "I jus wike huggies. Woo wike em too".
"Weah", Pumpkin Cake said, "But we can see it in wor eyes. Woo wove Pinkie". Pinkie let go of Cheese, as a light blush formed on her face.
"Cheese...?", she asked, "Do woo wove me?" Cheese blushed a little and turned his head.
"No", he said. Pinkie's bottom lip started to quiver a bit. Cheese instantly finished what he was going to say, not wanting to break Pinkie's little heart. "But I wove woo as a fwiend". Cheese nuzzled Pinkie's cheek, making the little filly smile again.
"Tank woo, Cheese", she said, licking his cheek, leaving behind a bit of banana on his cheek. Cheese smiled and licked the banana off of his cheek, not caring that it had came from Pinkie's mouth.
After finishing their purees, Pinkie threw the empty jars in the trash. Luckily, the trashcan wasn't that tall, so she could easily reach the lid. After that, she used a couple of napkins she found from under the sink to clean the mush from their faces.
"So", Cheese said, "Now dat we eated aww our food, wat now?"
"Me wan pway more!", Pinkie said with enthusiasm
"Me too!", Pound Cake said.
"Me... uhh...", Pumpkin Cake said, "Wat dat numba dat come afta two?"
"Thwee", Pinkie said.
"Me thwee!", Pumpkin Cake said. They all looked at Cheese, who just smiled.
"Me four", he said. Pumpkin Cake squealed with excitement.
"Way!", she said, "Cheese wan pway wit us!"
"Weah!", Pound Cake said, "And he not a big gwump anymore!" Cheese started to feel happy. Perhaps... perhaps... being a foal was the best thing ever. His train of thought was interrupted when he felt himself being lifted off of the ground. Pumpkin Cake was levitating every foal and herself up the stairs and back into the nursery. After getting back into the nursery, Pinkie closed the door back and crawled back over to the others.
"So", she said, "Wat sood we pway now?"
"I wanna dwaw wit my cwayons!", Pound Cake said.
"Me too!", Pumpkin Cake said. Pinkie's smiled dropped to a frown.
"Pound Cake, Pumkin Cake", she said, "Woo no Mr. and Mrs. Cake dun twust woo wit cwayons. Dey dink wou'll wite on de walls or toke on dem".
"Pinkie...", Pumpkin Cake whined, "Me wanna dwaw! Can we pwease jus pway with dem onwy dis one time? Pwease?" Pinkie looked down, then back up.
"Otay", she said, "But onwy one time. I dun wan to git in twouble". Pinkie looked up at the drawer the crayons, seeing a large lock on it. "It wocked. I dun haf my keys".
"Weave it to me!", Pound Cake said, flying into the air, "Dey dun caww me Pound fer nudin!" He flew up to the drawer and pounded the lock as hard as he could. It may have hurt a little, but he was able to get the lock to click out of place. He threw the lock on the floor and pulled out a box of Dreamy Rainbow Crayons. He held the box in his toothless mouth and flew back down to join the other foals.
"Way!", Pumpkin Cake said, "Tank woo, Pound!" Pound spat out the box and bowed proudly in front of his twin sister. Pinkie giggled and grabbed the crayon-box, crawling over to the tiny foal table and sitting down in one of the small, plastic chairs, as did the others.
"Now", Pinkie said, "Fore we tart, I need to way down some wules. Firs, no cwayons weave da table. If woo wan to dwaw, woo haf to tay at da table". The others nodded. "Sec, woo can onwy dwaw on da paper. No dwawing on da table". The others nodded again. Pinkie smiled and poured the crayons onto the table. The several colored crayons rolled all over the table, and the other foals instantly started playing with them. After a while of drawing randomly, Pound Cake got an idea.
"Hey", he said, "How bout we pway a game?"
"A game?", Cheese asked.
"Weah", Pound Cake said, "How bout we dwaw a pichure for eas oder? I dwaw fer Pumkin, Pumkin dwaw fer Cheese, Cheese dwaw fer Pinkie, and Pinkie dwaw fer me". All the other foals looked at each other and smiled.
"Wet's do it!", Pinkie said, enthusiastic. Everyone grabbed a clean sheet of paper and began drawing for their designated friend.
"Alright!", Cheese said inside his head, "I'm gonna draw the best picture Pinkie has ever seen! Let's see. I need yellow, pink, brown, red, and green". He looked at his stack of crayons. He had all of the colors he needed besides pink. He looked at the other's piles to borrow it, and saw the pink crayon in Pumpkin Cake's mouth. "Pumkin Cake?"
"Wes, Cheese?", Pumpkin Cake said between the crayon.
"Can I bowwow dat pink cwayon in wor mouf?", he asked, pointing to it. Pumpkin Cake smiled and pulled the crayon out of her mouth, a small line of drool coming with it. Cheese smiled and grabbed it, not caring about the slobber on his hoof. Soon, everyone had finished their drawings and flipped them over so the others couldn't see it.
"Awight", Pound Cake said, "I go first". He flipped his drawing over and showed it to Pumpkin Cake. "Dis is me and woo, Pumkin, in our pwaypen, pwaying wit our toys, with stinky diapees on". Pumpkin Cake smiled and took the drawing.
"Tank woo, Pound", she said, "Otay, me next". She flipped her drawing over and showed it to Cheese. "Dis is woo, Cheese. I twied to dwaw woo as good as I can". Cheese smiled and took the drawing.
"Tank woo, Pumkin", he said. He was about to flip his drawing, but stopped. "Umm... Pinkie go next?"
"Otay!", Pinkie said, flipping her drawing, "Pound Cake, dis is wen I tased woo on da cewing wen woo firs wearned to fwy". Pound Cake smiled and took the drawing.
"Tank woo, Pinkie", he said, "Now it Cheese turn". Cheese blushed a little.
"Otay", he said, slowly flipping his drawing. Pinkie looked at it and knew exactly what it was. "Pinkie Pie, dis is me an woo on a pinic in Ponyviwwe. Dis is wat I wanna be wen I wit woo. Wor de mos bestest fwiend I ever had, and I wove woo". Pinkie sniffled from tears of joy and hugged Cheese as tight as she could.
"I wove woo too, Cheese Sandwich!", she said, giving him a kiss on his muzzle and burying her face in his coat. Cheese smiled and rubbed Pinkie's back.
"I towd woo woo woved Pinkie", Pound Cake said to Cheese.
"Weah...", Cheese said, "Wes I do". Cheese became soft and cuddly as Pinkie continued to hug him. Nothing distracted him from the great feeling at all, and nothing could... or maybe the very foul odor that assaulted his muzzle could have. He let go of Pinkie and held his muzzle, coughing loudly. The other foals noticed the odor and covered their muzzles as well.
"Awight", Pinkie said, "Who got a poopy diapee?" Right after Pinkie asked that question, she felt something squish under her flank. She looked at her own diaper and saw that is was full. She wasn't the only one, either. Cheese checked his diaper and saw it was full, so did the twins. The Pureed Banana had taken effect and caused them to unknowingly empty their bowels into their diapers.
"Uh-oh!", Pinkie said, "We all got poopies in our diapees".
Dis is nasty!", Cheese exclaimed, "But acuawwy not dat bad".
"Dat's normaw", Pound Cake said, "Babies sometime wike poopy diapees".
"I do!", Pumpkin Cake said.
"Otay", Pinkie said, "We need to git changies fore we git washes. Onto the changie table, pwease". Pound Cake flew up to the changing table and Pumpkin Cake levitated herself onto it. Both laid down on their backs and spread their hind legs, ready for their change. Pinkie and Cheese crawled up the small steps to the changing table and sat in front of them. "Awight, Cheese, woo change Pound, and I change Pumkin, and den we change each oder, otay?"
"Otay", Cheese said.
Soon, after about ten minutes, everyone had gotten changed and cleaned up. Pinkie tossed their dirty diapers in the trash and sighed.
"The fwesh smeww of new diapee", she said, "I wove it". Pinkie smiled and looked at the twins, who were yawning and rubbing their eyes. Pinkie giggled as she saw the twins fight to stay awake. "Wooks wike woo two need nappies".
"I wan go to sweep", Pound Cake said.
"Me... too...", Pumpkin Cake said. Pinkie smiled and looked at Cheese.
"Can you hewp me git tem in ter PJ's?", she asked.
"Sure", Cheese said. Pinkie and Cheese put Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake in their pajamas and helped them into their crib.
"Night-night... Pinkie Pie...", Pound Cake mumbled out.
"Night-night... Cheese Sandwich", Pumpkin Cake mumbled out.
"Night-night, you two", Pinkie and Cheese said. The twins yawned and slowly drifted off to sleep, smiling. Suddenly, a blue cloud engulfed Pinkie and Cheese, and soon, they were back to their normal grown-up selves.
"Looks like Pumpkin Cake wasn't lying", Cheese said, smiling.
"Yeah", Pinkie said, "Though I will miss being able to hear what they say".
"Me too, Pinkie", Cheese said, pulling Pinkie into a hug, "But we still have each other". He nuzzled Pinkie and Pinkie licked his cheek.
"I love you, Cheese", she said.
"I love you too, Pinkie", Cheese said. Suddenly, Cheese's "Cheesy Sense" went off, and he jumped into the air.
"Wow!", he said, "That was a doozy!" He looked at Pinkie. "I'm sorry to say I have to go now. Another town, another party". Pinkie smiled and kissed Cheese.
"Don't let me stop you from doing your job", Pinkie said, "Goodbye, Cheese".
"Goodbye, Pinkie", Cheese said, leaving the bakery, and taking Boneless Two with him. Pinkie smiled and looked at the sleeping twins again.
"Pinkie... Pie...", Pound mumbled.
"Cheese... Sandwich...", Pumpkin Cake mumbled. Pinkie smiled and turned off the light to let the foals have their nap. Pinkie hoped to get to hear them again, because no amount of parties could have matched the amount of fun she had with the foals.
Author's Note
Two weeks later...
Twilight Sparkle mastered a spell that allows ponies to understand what foals and animals were thinking, and of course, Pinkie told Twilight to zap her and Cheese with it. Cheese became a frequent visitor and Pinkie and Cheese constantly babysat Pound Cake and Pumpkin Cake, just to have all the fun they can.
