The courier thought about Mr house as he stood by his dead body "Man was he a pretentious prick glad I
killed him."
He got up and saw a holotape next to the computer so he put in his pipboy to see what it would play.
Mr House voice came out of his pipboy,"So I'm dead and the person who killed me is probably listening
to this congratulations you killed man kinds best hope for the future so I'm going kill you," the courier
listening to it laughed like their was no tomorrow at that so he didn't hear the prick talking.
So when he heard mr house say "have fun in another dimension," he said "wait WHAT."
A portal opened up beneath him and he was sent into the unknown but we all know where he went.
He appeared around the edge of a forest. The courier looked around the area and saw a village in the
distance. He pulled out his anti material rifle he activated his low light vision and looked into the scope
to see lights going off and on in the distance. He decided to sneak into the the village and on his way in he saw a sign that said" Welcome to Ponyville" he thought to his self 'the hell is a pony,' he decided he would
ask the locals when he figured out if they were hostile or not.
Courier 6 finally found where the lights were coming from. It was from a giant ass tree. He snuck up to one of the windows and looked inside. What he saw nearly made him piss himself in shock. Saw animals that look like they were talking. He decided to go back to the forest in order to think on what he saw.
Transition
He was pacing back and forth while trying to come up with explanation as to what was happening he had some pretty wild things happen to him before, but this took the cake not even what happened on big mountain topped this.
"This impossible even with the technological advancements they made on big mountain. The think tank couldn't do this so how the hell did Mr house do this," he muttered to himself. He then heard voices so hid as fast as he could. The courier saw six multi colored ponys (well he assumed they were ponys) trot past talking about someone called nightmare moon and how they were gonna stop this monster. He decided to watch them from afar.
They stop at cliff then the rainbow hair color one flew across to reconnect the bridge on the other side.
Transition
He saw them use rainbow power to defeat the evil princess because he was not going to call it fucking friendship powers. He watched as a white colored one with wings and horns have dramatic reunion with the black colored one. That he totally didn't cry about.
They then teleported away leaving him in an old ass castle. So brought out his bed roll and went to sleep
When he woke up in the morning he decided to explore the forest. He saw a river and decided to to test it rads there was none so he took his trusty vault thirteen canteen out and filled it up and then took a sip. He decided to hunt for some meat.
He walks past a sleeping manticore he turns around and pulls out Protoaxe runs screaming "minemineminemine." Towards the manticore who was woken up by the screaming. Upon seeing the human roars at him challenging him to mortal combat. It attempts to skewer him on its tail the courier dodges to the side activates VATS cuts off its tail causing the manticore to roar in pain an anger it swipes at him with its claws crippling his right leg. He drops Protoaxe in agony it then bites into his left arm. He then grabs his 45. Auto and shoots its brains out. He pulls out a doctor bag an proceeds to healing himself saying "that was stupid of me. Should of blown its brains out in the first place." The courier sighed as he got up then skined the manticore. He grabbed what he got and put it in pipboy space.
He proceeded to follow the call of nature. After taking a long piss he looked at his pipboy telling him he leveled up.
Chapter end
The courier while walking remembers how he killed benny. He had shown Swank his proof and told him
about yes man and what Benny planned to do to mr house. So when he got to Benny he brutally beat and then healed him. He did this several times then he got bored of it grabbed his Protoaxe and killed him executioner style. He then proceeded to strip him every valuable he had on him. He walked into the lobby covered in Bennys blood and told swank he took care of the problem.
He remembered when he found out that the white glove society were cannibals. He was so angered by this that he snapped and when he came to he was covered in so much blood and gore. There dead bodies every where. The survivors and everyone else started to call it the white glove massacre.
He remember the devide before it became the devide. He helped the towns grow into wonders. When the ncr came they had him deliver a thing that caused the death of thousands. In his horrified state he fled the divide. He decided the ncr were responsible for their deaths. He decided to do everything in his power to sabotage ncr.
In boulder city he killed both the great Khan and the ncr he slaughtered hundreds of people both ncr and great Khans. In nipton he help Boone and then killed him when his back was turned from him.
The courier sighed as he remembered everything up to how he got here. His road was a lonesome one with old world blues filling his heart
more memory and dark decisions
He found himself in memories road once more with his hatred taking him down a dark path. He had joined the legion in order to kill more of ncr. He raped and murdered in the name of Caesar army. He realizing that worked with something worse than the ncr decided to stop both from having the Mojave. He realized after working for both factions that there should be no lords no masters for the Mojave.
So after the happy trails expedition, big mountain, and returning to the devide one last time. It was time to kill mr house. On the way there he found a dead child on his way. On the child's body there were words saying don't fuck with ncr. So before entering lucky 38 he found ambassador Crocker and shot the shit out of him.
"Ah good times good times," he said to himself sitting by the fire he had made.
He remembered the time where he was being shot at by aliens. At the time he thought that they were gonna probe him. So he killed them while screaming like little girl.
He heard a scream in the distance so got up and towards it. On the way there his thoughts were everywhere on whether or not he should save whomever it was. He got to the clearing and saw a pink haired pony unconscious and about to be eaten by a gaint mutated lisard(dragon). He was torn between letting her die and saving her. His conscious wining he sighed and said "hey you over grown lisard your mother was a slut"
"My mother was a saint" the over grown lisard yelled while turning towards him. The courier shot through his eye killing him. He sighed picked up the yellow pony with pink haired knowing it will compromise his whole hiding in the forest plan. While walking back toward the fire he realized she had a tattoo on butt. 'Meh not like its important,'he thought to himself.
