Draconequus: Subspecies: Homo Sapien Sapiens

"I love to see you grin-" Pinkie began to sing. The Human floated in and lay down a banana peel in front of the cart as she continued.

"It fills my heart with such an' all the while," she continued. Pinkie jumped down and hit the banana peel.

VWOOP! came a noise from Pinkie's rump. The human grinned as Pinkie slide down the hill.

"WHEEE!" She yelled.

The Human watched carefully with a camera, and, as Pinkie slide into Fluttershy's cottage, snapped a picture of the accidental kiss. Music began to play.

"Crack that whip

Give the past a slip

Step on a crack

Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along

You must ship it

Before the cream sets out too long

You must ship it

When something's goin' wrong

You must ship it

Now ship it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To ship it

Ship it good

When a good time turns around

You must ship it

You will never live it down

Unless you ship it

No one gets away

Until they ship it

I say ship it

Ship it good

I say ship it

Ship it good

Crack that ship

Give the past a slip

Step on a crack

Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along

You must ship it

Before the cream sets out too long

You must ship it

When something's goin' wrong

You must ship it

Now ship it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To ship it

Into shape

Shape it up

Get straight

Go forward

Move ahead

Try to detect it

It's not too late

To ship it

Well, Ship it good" The Human sang before tipping his hat to the confused ponies and disappearing without a sound.