The Fart she Craves For

by CrimsonEquine

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Rarity, Random, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1095

Twilight feels a breeze around her, it stinks. Also a bunch of shenanigans.

The smelly smell of something smelly, it caters to my very being, it consoles my soul deeply. I am Twilight Sparkle, and I am a sucker for dark, powerful stenches. It makes me fawn and blush like a little school girl.

Published 2014-12-09 07:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-09 07:20:07 UTC

Fartacus

The irreversible fate of getting a stench stuck in your nostril. No mere mortal would ever know the incredible passion of such a powerful gas. No, only a princess would ever be able to appreciate a decadent smell such as this. If only one could wear it like a cologne and walk around with it in pride. Too bad so many ponies can not understand the value and flavor of your own farts. Once I thought I could be a connoisseur of flavorful methane, sniffing ponies butts for traces of delicious ass oxygen. No one would understand my passion in school, they mocked me and called me a freak. Me sneaking under the chairs and taking big wafts of pressurized goodness while they looked at me and screamed for teacher.

I always thought I could get away with it too, I mean, It had been so many times I've been able to sniff away without warrant or hesitation. If only I was more careful with my tip-toe, I wouldn't had to refrain from it from fear of being kicked out of school. It was surprising that my cutie mark wasn't a big cloud of eye burning fart. Ah that would be a dream to have submerged in so much smelly air. So much thought today, I didn't even notice Rarity and Spike doing their usual arguing, well I guess its time to pay a visit and maybe take a quick snort if I'm lucky...

Twilight Sparkle moved her way to the exterior of The Carousel Boutique where the loud arguing of Spike and Rarity were. There she found them both and their screams. Spike was full grown, much taller with a longer dragon snout and larger fear inducing eyes. They both noticed Twilight right away and let loose their aggressive pointing fingers of death. Spike scratched his head in embarrassment while Rarity smiled at the sight of her friend.

"Oh goodness Twilight! I'm so glad you're here, you see we have gotten into a tussle and..."

"I think she's gone crazy Twilight! She wants me to do something thats just incredibly weird."

"It is absolutely not weird! Its the latest thing that couples do to spice up their love life." said Rarity valiantly.

"Well, I don't care if it is the most 'hip' thing right now, it makes me feel uncomfortable.", Spike crossed his arms in defiance. "Besides, we already have done it before, we really don't need to do it again."

"Uh, I can't help you guys if you don't tell me what it is."

Spike looked at Rarity while she smiled, both blushing at the mere notion of saying it.

"Well... You see Twilight, I've been applying... well, ya know." said Rarity nervously.

"I've been smacking my testicles into Rarities face before sex."

Rarity gasped at that the blunt way her husband just said it. She smacked him in the arm in response.

"Hey, its the truth! And Rarity, you know you love it."

Smacking him in the mouth to quiet down the talkative beast that was her husband. Rarity giggled sheepishly from the words that had been so blatantly said.

"So yes, I want to do that, excuse me for a bit Twilight while I discuss this with my husband?"

Twilight smirked while nodding to her proposal. Rarity let loose her hoof from Spike's mouth where he followed her to the entrance of the Boutique before both entering. Now was Twilight Sparkle's chance, as the creek of the old doors closed, she ran her way to where Rarities original position and smelled her weight in gaseous heaven. The scent was light, but easily sniffable to Twilight's nose. It tasted of lilacs turned to methane gas. Raritie's exhaust was something to enjoy, like a small snack to the full course meal she was going to have today. Twilight sniffed the ground for all she could get before standing upright and finding no more to be found.

All that nervousness did give bountiful fruit, she must have let loose when Spike let loose. Then, Twilight heard screaming again. It came from deep within, Rarity howling not from anger, but from... pleasure? Were they?

Twilight decided to investigate and plant her right ear into the wall of the place. From moaning and screaming to something unclear. Suddenly, Twilight heard the amazing sound of the 'brrrrrrt', it wasn't just once of that sound effect, it was a near symphony of letting go. This excited Twilight Sparkle to the point where she ran in desperation. Running and pushing through the door and climbing the stair up to the where they were getting their groove on. She opened the door, letting out a blast of gas that covered her entire face and body. She basically flew in the gaseous torrent, such a heavenly stench that ripped her sanity apart with pleasure, this was everything she ever wanted. Near frozen at the powerful blast of perfection, Twilight then caught sight of Spike smacking his testicles on Rarities face. He continued until they both noticed Twilight watching them with such a dumbfounded gaze.

"Twilight? What is it?" said Rarity with balls in her face.

"W-w-w-who farted?" said Twilight frozen from sheer bliss.

"Oh, uh, yea, that was me, yea, I usually do that whenever I get aroused." said Spike.

"But, Rarity..." said Twilight confused.

"Oh its nothing Darling, the first night I slept with him, the smell was unbearable, but along with the sex which was incredible, somehow the intense gas made it all better."

"Spike? Why didn't you tell me... It was you who gave all those powerful farts back at Golden Oaks Library? I-I-I..."

"Wait, Twilight why do you care? So what if I got aroused once in a while as a baby dragon? Rarity was all I could think about in those days, heh."

Twilight began to cry, tears pouring while the two watched confused.

"Twilight?" said Rarity with testicle smacking onto her pony snout.

All my life and I never even noticed, it was under my books all along, Spike was... made for me. He is... My Soulmate.

Twilight Sparkle closed the door and ran out of Carousel Boutique, there she headed back to the crystal tree.

"Should we go after her, Spike and see whats wrong with her?" said Rarity while licking his green balls.

"Not until I'm done with you my love."

Rarity giggled in a horny tone as her husband picked her up from her back and laid her down onto her front. It was going to be a long night.