A dark cluster of clouds rained down on ponyvile as a shy yellow Pegasus made her way home. Flutterhsy, the town bicycle (author’s note: I imply that she fucks everybody), dragged her snakeskin pussy towards her shrek based swamp. Her mane was soaking from urine and she sported a black eye. Fluttershy was coming back from her now ex-marefriend twilight’s. She had just been dumped by twilight for being the town fucksicle ™ and twilight did not take it lightly. Twilight put on a Ray Rice jersey and kicked fluttershy to the ground for several hours. As fluttershy made her way through a massive field of Rarity’s coupons from the ugly contest, she noticed a small figure slowly rising from the center.
Fluttershy was taken back from the figure, but was confident to call out to it.
“už jste někdy posral sám?” She asked.
“I’m friedlambo and I’m going to fuck you.” The fucker spoke.
Lambo rushed at her, tackling her to the ground. Fluttershy begun spitting uncontrollably, coating friedlambo is saliva…and lust.
He grabbed her head in one hand and in the other he held a comically oversized cotton swab. He then started to dab her eyes until there was no moisture left. Fluttershy was going blind, but at least she wasn’t in Ferguson. Lambo continued until the eye felt like a dried prune, which then he inserted his penis into the black eye. He begin thrusting deep into her eye socket as it made squishing sounds.
Fluttershy could not move. Her body and house mortgage would not let her. She thought this hellish nightmare was soon over, but from her one visible eye she saw another figure arise from the coupons. He walked to where fluttershy was being fucked and whispered sensually into her ass ear.
“I’m ashton Kutcher and I’m going to fuck you.” Ashton raised his mighty corn cob into fluttershy’s other eye and slammed so hard that bugs bunny came from his carrot butt plug.
Fluttershy laid on her side as the two humans railed her vision. Over and over again was only the sight on two penises.
“I’m cumming!” lambo spoke.
Ashton turned his gaze towards lambo and stared at him while he still thrusted faster.
“Why are you here, fuckboys?” Ashton asked as he came hard into Fluttershy’s cornea.
The two left fluttershy an absolute wreck it ralph. She struggled to get herself on all fours and blindly ventured fourth towards her house. She bumped into a tree causing a hornet’s nest to fall on top of her ass. The insects furiously stung her marshmallow puffed pussy until it looked like an infected pinecone. She pushed herself forward in hopes of reaching the safety of her house. She relied on her sense of smell to carry her home as the fragrance of burning flesh led her to her house.
She fidgeted with the door knob until she tumbled forward into her house. Angel bunny entered the room raising her flabby arms in the air holding two eyeballs as the audience laughed. He tucked them into her ass and pussy causing the yellow apricot to blink. She looked up to see a book hit her in the vagina. She looked at the book that read “Tulpas, the imaginary fucktard”.
After the whole ordeal, she came and came to realize that she was quite alone in the world. She wanted someone who would watch her sleep and whisper to her as she rubbed one off.
“This could be what I needed all along.” Fluttershy thought.
Fluttershy stared at the book with full-on, sheer interest. Her eyes were so focused on the book, that not even jelly would taste good in the grass.
She fucking launches herslef forward and headbutts the book so fucking hard, that she breaks the floor and falls to the second floor, startling Angel.
Angel fucking pissed. Cum.
Angel fucking bolts to Fluttershy in lightning speed, and punches Fluttershy in the stomach so hard, that her stomach fucking flew out of her fucking mouth, covered in pure blood and guts. Fluttershy's eyes were fucking out of their sockets from the sheer pain of it all.
“You think you can just fall down here and sleep on my COUCH!? I will FUCK YOU UP!” Angel yelled as loud as the hells below her.
Fluttershy had done it.
Angel fucking blew up from his sheer build-up of energy, and his cum soaked the furs of Fluttershy, making her moan and wet in her do and complete ecstasy.
God, she just loved this.
Angel then grabbed Fluttershy by her waist, picked her up, and fucking slammed his bunny penis into her glistening pussy so hard, that it fucking came out of her mouth, making her choke on both blood and his cheesy cum.
I want.
Your babies.
It was time for that tulpa to help out.
“Fluttershy, time to wake up! WAKE UUUUUUUPP!”
“Oh god, why did I make you?” Fluttershy groaned.
Ross was panicked. He did not know what to do. The actions in which he had committed were beyond shameful.
As he walks to Jenna, he tries to think of what to say and how to say it.
He arrives at the campfire in the dusk. He takes a deep breath.
He pokes her.
“What is it, Ross?”
“Oh-oh god, why..”
“Ross, what did you do...”
“I-I didn't mean to hurt her.”
He points to the body of Saria in the distance behind him. It was completely gourged and soaked with his feces. Her body was utterly ugly and soaky.
Jenna lets out a long, annoyed sigh. Ross winces.
“I thought it was manure, she's a plant.”
Fluttershy is still choking on Angel's giant dick.
“J-jesus fucking chriAAAAAAUUAUAUAHGHGGGGH!”
In the next instant, Angel slams her body onto the ground so fucking hard, that it broke every single bone in her fucking body. Blood monstrously gushed and poured out of her mouth, and she was gargling on it.”
“G-good fucking goAAAIAAIAIAIAIAAAHSHSJSJJS!”
Angel came into the heavens.
“Son, it's been a while! What are you up to?”
“Makin' a tulpa.”
Strawberry jam.
Rockstar Games presents.
I'm stiff.
“Ahahaaa, it looks like that could've been ten dollars!!! TEN DOLLLAAAARRRRSSSSSW!”
“Oooohh, you're giving me a migraine, no heed pressure!”
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