The Passion of the Fly

by Inthend

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 1729

Celestia and fly clopfic

Princess Celestia finds herself in an awkward situation with a fly while reading a romance novel.

Published 2012-04-29 11:24:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-29 11:24:01 UTC

Solar Flare

Alone in the depths of the royal palace of Canterlot, the princess of the sun quietly went about her reading. It had been a normal day with her usual routine. Get up, raise the sun, and then lounge around the rest of the day while she waited for the time when she needed to lower it again. It was a boring job, but somepony had to do it.

It was the perfect atmosphere for reading. Everything was completely silent except for the occasional sound of hooves clopping across the floor above her. There was nopony constantly asking her what they should do or little meddlesome sister nagging her to do something.

Oh how she cherished these moments alone.

The white alicorn let out a content sigh as she flipped through her book to see how many pages she had left. Forty-six. Not bad considering it was a two thousand page book. Hopefully she would get the chance to finish it before she had to lower the sun. She read on through the adventures of the white mare and the angelic black stallion that kept showing up to save her when a faint buzzing interrupted her fantasy. Celestia turned to look down the hallway as the faint buzzing steadily grew louder. She waited and waited but the culprit never appeared. “Hmph,” snorted the princess before returning to her book. There was no time to stop - she was just getting to the good part.

“The stallion threw her against the wall, pinning her down with his full weight. It was all she could do not to let out a startled gasp as he moved his hoof down her flank. She could feel herself growing warmer, could feel her juices… bzzt… churning…”

Celestia gave an annoyed glance up at the ceiling where a fly had just begun crawling its way across the ceiling into the room from the corridor. Great, that was all she needed right now.

“… could feel her juices churning. The rich scent of anticipation wafted up from between her legs, filling the room and empowering the stallion. She could feel his muscles tighten against her as the smell urged him on beyond his primal instincts. He could sense that she was ready. She needed it. She needed him. She needed to feel his… bzzt… his… bzzt… his… BZZT… COCK!”

The alicorn slammed the book against the ground, her mood, and her fantasy, completely ruined. “I hope you’re happy.” She continued to glare angrily up at the tiny black speck. The sudden urge overtook her to put the fly out of its misery. She would plunge the earth into the sun if she had to. You don’t buck with the princess of the sun when she’s trying to get in the mood. The fly continued to obliviously bounce off the ceiling, completely unaware of the wrath that could potentially ensue. Finally Celestia sighed, taking her gaze from the insignificant creature to pick her book back up and resume reading where she left off.

“He could sense that she was ready. She needed it. She needed him. She needed to feel his cock. Her body cried out in agony of the piece she was missing. It was the only way she could feel complete. Her thighs were now a soaking mess as her own fluids flooded down her leg and the stallion embraced her more, lifting her up by her flank against the wall. It was every mare’s dream - she was living every mare’s dream right now. Oh how good it would feel when he finally pene – BZZT”

“Seriously?! Do you not understand the power I possess?!” the princess’s inner thigh began to grow cold as she threatened the intruder. She was just beginning to get into it too. She sighed again as she looked back down to her book. Was it even worth continuing? Her fantasy had already been shattered – Twice! – by that little flying demon. She scanned the ceiling again for the tiny black dot. No sign. At least it had stopped; maybe she could actually get some reading done.
“It was every mare’s dream – she was living every mare’s dream right now. Oh how good it would feel when he finally –“

She quickly glanced to the ceiling to make sure the fly wouldn’t interrupt her again. Still no sign.

“… when he finally penetrated her and filled her with his essence. She loosened her hips under his grasp, waiting for the inevitable moment when he would take her.”

Celestia unconsciously licked her lips and shifted her position on the hard floor.

“The stallion finally thrust forward. It was everything she had hoped for and more. He plunged his spear deep inside of her as she moaned and gasped in ecstasy. Crying out, she wrapped her legs around him and urged him deeper and harder into her. Her cries were met with a passionate kiss as his lips wrapped around her.”

The princess could feel a tickling running up the back of her flank. It was almost like an excited shiver that slowly crawled up her spine. She took a deep breath as she tried to compose herself again in order to continue reading.

“The two lovers were locked in their embrace for what seemed like eternity. Her body still pinned against the wall by the massive stallion who continued to shake and rock her body repeatedly with his movements. Wave after wave of pleasure took her as she moaned and screamed his name to the sky.”

The tingling continued up the alicorn’s spine until she couldn’t take it anymore and finally gave a giggle as she shook her head back and forth. BZZT. Her heart stopped for a moment when she thought somepony had walked in on her while lost in her fantasy. Instead she saw a familiar black dot darting across her vision. “You again,” the princess gave a quick shiver at the thought of the repulsive creature crawling across her skin as she daydreamed. “Get away from me you disgusting vermin.” She batted at it with her hoof until it finally went back to mindlessly bumping into the ceiling. The tingling in her spine continued as she sat emptily staring at her book. What a strange feeling, not necessarily bad. “Guh,” Celestia gave an irritated grunt at her own thoughts. That book had worked her up way too much if she was thinking such things. It was such a cold and lonely life as an alicorn. No time for stallions or love. She inadvertently turned her gaze back up to the ceiling to where the fly had been.

It was gone.

“What the… wasn’t it just –“ the alicorn gave a startled yelp as she felt something tickling her flank and making its way around the curve of her backside to her most sensitive region. “No no!” she flipped over and flicked her tail to shoo the little flying menace away. What the buck was wrong with that thing?! She remained on her back with her legs spread as she studied the fly’s frenzied attempts at getting at her alicornhood. Each time it came close she managed to thwart its advance with a flick of her tail. Why was it doing this? The same scene took place for several moments, the black speck unrelenting and the princess giving it the same intrigued yet confused expression. Finally the curiosity overtook her and she let her guard down to see just what the fly would do. Instantly it darted straight for her slit and landed on the slick goo that was trickling out. The princess threw her head back and let out an erotic moan as a wave of pleasure chased up her body. She turned back with a heavy sigh to see that it was lapping at the juices that were still pouring out of her. “What a strange meal,” she mused watching it slowly navigate around the liquid. The image of a venus flytrap suddenly conjured up in her mind but she lost it as the fly found the most sensitive part of her. With a guttural sigh, she threw her head back again and relished in the feelings that were coursing through her.

It continued lapping at her juices that were still flowing from her until finally it seemed as if it had gotten it all. “Well I guess that’s it,” Celestia sighed knowing her little exhibition was over “maybe I – OOOOHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” She wailed as she felt a small round body work its way inside of her and burrow deeper than she could have imagined. “Ah! Geh… what? No! This is – ah – not good! Get out of me!” The princess flailed her legs and twisted her flank around only to send the little creature further inside of her. The pleasure she felt seemed tainted at the thought of the intrusion of such a hideous thing. This was wrong, so wrong. She was sick for doing this, but somehow she didn’t want it to stop. It was gross just for thinking of such a thing. Who would ever dream up such a thing?

Her body twisted and contorted as ecstasy overtook her and she felt herself losing control of everything. There was too much pleasure for her to handle as the black speck made it all the way to the end of the tunnel and scratched at the surface. She threw herself across the room in a wild dance in an attempt to escape the shaking chills that racked her entire body, but it was no use. Bolts of yellow magic bombarded the room as she cried out for an end that would never come. There was absolutely no way to shake out the creature that had lodged itself inside of her. The earth began to rumble and shake. The mountains shuddered and the ocean began to ripple as Celestia focused all of her magic around her. The sky grew red with fire as trees suddenly began to burst into flames and all manner of creatures cried out. “Really…” Luna sighed strolling into the room and seeing the white alicorn hurling herself every direction and digging at her crotch. The next instant the earth was engulfed in fire and vanished in a puff of smoke within the depths of the sun.