Author's Note

/**
* This story was heavily inspired by shortskirtsandexplosions' story .out.of.character.
*
* I wanted to write something where it's obvious to us that something is terribly wrong.
* Yet, I didn't want to write a creepy story myself. So, I wrote a program to write it for me, since the core
* theme of this piece is randomness and repetition.
* Basically, I created a set of sentences from which the computer can choose from. Each of those choices
* had blank spaces from which the computer could randomly fill in words.
* I then used the eponymous loop, a do-while set for 260 iterations, to have the computer type it up.
* And that's it.
*
* The actual code is smaller than the story.
*/