Twilight is annoyed with how long it takes to get the books she needs from the Canterlot library delivered all the way out to her in Ponyville by normal mail so she and Spike set out to create the first Equestria-wide library check-out system. While working on a spell that would allow her (and, once it's perfected, other ponies as well) to get and return library books from anywhere on Equestria instantly, Spike falls sick with a nasty bout of congestion requiring Twilight to forge ahead alone with the spell's creation. As usual, Twilight gets so absorbed with completing the project and submitting a report to the Princess that things don't go according to plan...

Contains and/or will contain: Jedi, The Force being compared with Magic, awkward estrous cycles, human on librarian-pony action, Lyra and fingers, Rainbow Dash's bad jokes, <insert other stuff I haven't written about yet here>

Computer flashed a BSOD on me when I booted it up one morning, so I figured I'd put what I've been writing in my spare time up here on FiMfiction for safekeeping. I'll finalize the chapters before publishing them for others to enjoy (or hate).