Pone Co. promised you a lot of things when you won the sweepstakes for a one-way trip to Equestria: a home, a job, and companionship were all heavily implied. What they didn't tell you was that the show didn't get everything right. You got duped, son, and now you spend your days serving drinks to a bunch of creepy, horny stallions.

At least the company is good...

This is a shameless, somewhat parodious clop fic featuring:

Male on male relations, interspecies sex, second person, stallion dominance, mind control/hypnosis/pheromones, kinky sex stuff, minor reluctance, extremely questionable morals, opposite sex universe.

If these don't sound like your bag, man, you are hereby warned.

This clopfic was inspired by a greentext thread by CropTool.

Edited by: Battleborn, IkioStar, Proper Noun, and Dash the Stampede