Check, Check, 12654

by TheSlasherGod

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1127

One pony. One laboratory. One mission. I really like the number one.

Regaining her senses, she climbed back onto her hooves, realizing she was in a completely white room. A secluded, claustrophobic, bright white room. Her retinas burned with agony at the lights reflecting off each inch of the wall, so she closed her eyes, relaxed, and fell asleep.

This somewhat Portal themed story follows the adventures of Rainbow Dash through a secret laboratory, with an incredible twist of comedy and dark themed narrative. Come along, and enjoy!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-23 12:10:01 UTC

The Voice- Chapter 1

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes. She regained her senses, and realized she was lying on a stack of newspaper articles. Stunned by where she was, she quickly regained her footing and began to investigate her surroundings.

Alright, WHERE THE HELL AM I? She thought to herself. Her heart began to drum against her chest as she began to panic. She quickly turned her head to face all directions, but that made her nauseous, and she began to feel a thick liquid climb up her throat. Everything was happening so quickly, she couldn't comprehend what was going on. She felt herself suddenly get cold and hot repeatedly, and broke out in a cold sweat. She lied back down, closed her eyes, and relaxed. Settle down Rainbow... She said to herself, trying to make a desperate attempt at reassuring her mind that nothing bad was going to happen. So.... you're in the middle of nowhere in a secluded room, having no memory of what just happened. What would my mom do? She probably got lost a lot, the whore... She said to herself. She felt a quick thin layer of anger wash over her. She tried to piece together memories, trying to remember what happened to her and how she got here. All she could remember was that she was bragging towards everyone about how awesome she was. In fact, thats pretty much all she could remember from anything nowadays.   Overwhelmed by emotion and fear, she went back to sleep. She didn't care that she was in a completely foreign place, as long as there was a place to sleep, she could care less. Just like her mom did to her dad during her childhood.

Ah, yes, the memories of childhood. Filled with the flashbacks of playing at the park, getting triple chocolate ice cream, and getting a free balloon. But, for Rainbow, it mostly consisted of the constant racket of what seemed to be a dead fish getting sliced and diced in a blender that had tourettes. Her mother and father constantly yelled at each other, whether it'd be about how much they had to pay on their bill, or who ate the last piece of pizza.  They kept yelling insults at each other in the most creative ways imaginable. Oh Celestia, it was worse than the YouTube comment section. And while they yelled and argued, Rainbow sat back in the corner of the apartment, playing with her toys that she found in a nearby dumpster. Incredibly fond memories, to say the least.

Rainbow gained her senses as she began to awake, and started to panic.

WHERE THE HELL....oh, right. Dammit.

Her head spun around in circles, as if she was trying to finger paint a ball on a 1 mile long canvas. She tried flying to see if there was a vantage point of some kind in the room, but her wings were, wait, GONE!?

She began looking over her shoulder to find empty space on her back. Not only an empty space on her back, but a BLANK FLANK!?

What in the name of Celestia is going on here? Whoever did this is going to pay....maybe once I found them I'll sonic rainboom, do a complete 1080- oh.

The room was texture less, and was completely blank of an incredibly bright white paint. There were lights on the ceiling, illuminating the room around her. What seemed to be the entranceway was a completely solid metal wall. The rest was the white room.

Rainbow "dashed" into the metal wall to see if it would break. Not a single dent or scratch.

"GET, ME, OUT OF HERE!" She said as she punched the metal wall with all of her force and might. She fell back down to the floor, exhausted.

*Crackle* *Static* "Hey, can you hear me?" A loud voice came from seemingly nowhere.

Resigned Luck- Chapter 2

*Crackle* "Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. I know it can be a little overwhelming, *static* but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about! You'll do fine! So, lets just focus on getting you through your first week, alright?

"That sounded familiar........Well, shit. Now I have no fucking clue what to do." Rainbow thought to herself.

Rainbow walked and paced to other sides of the room, looking for any kind of speakers to locate where the voice was coming from. There were no speakers in sight, which angered Rainbow as she dug her hooves into her face. She felt hopeless and trapped inside of a dream, some type of insulation that angered her, but aroused her curiosity....

As she was still pacing, she wondered. She wondered about how she was going to get out of here. She wondered why her mom is such a whore. Well, that's another story.  She still stared at the same wall that mocked her and laughed at her, teasing her so much so that it could cause her to go mad at any second. Of course, nopony has been turned into a psychopath by staring at a wall, but hey! There's a possibility, and what kind of story WOULDN'T have possibility?

"Please, please get me out of here! I'm begging you! Look! I'm actually begging! Oh, whoa is me," Rainbow said as she threw herself onto the floor in a cowardice pose, hoping that this would engross the attention of someone.

No reply.

It's either everyone who works here has the attention span of a fish, are indeed a species of fish, or.............no one is here at ALL. That would definitely be a problem nopony would like to go through. But, as Rainbow's hopes were still high, just like her ego, she kept trying to look for a secret of some kind.

Rainbow messed with her dangling hair, and wondered why they hadn't removed that along with her wings and cutie mark. Do cutie marks even grow back?

She looked down at the floor, remembering her friends as they were at a picnic in the park. She remembered the warm feelings of them being around her, providing her with care and plenty of comfort if anything went wrong. She never gave them comfort. She remembered when they came to her birthday party and gave her new awesome clothes to wear. She never got them anything.

Rainbow felt water trickle down her cheek to the floor.

*Click*

Where did that come from? Rainbow said to herself as she quickly began to trot around the room.

As she stepped onto the floor, a pressure plate sinked into the floor. It seemed to do nothing.

Rainbow stepped off the plate. She wondered, Why didn't that go off before?