Pinkie Pie was taking a dump, when suddenly Rainbow crashed through the wall. Pinkie was startled and jumped up, splattering shit all over the wall. It smells kinda alluring to Rainbow, but shes all dirty from the crash 'n' stuff, she needs to take a shower.
“Ey pinktard, I'ma use your shower.”
Pinkie immediately imagined Rainbow in the shower, and she blushed at this. Dash noticed, and asked:
“You wanna join?”
“Buck yes I do!” replied Pinkie.
So they both jumped in the shower. Dash turned the knob, but no water came out.
“Oh shit, I forgot to pay the water bill.” exclaimed the pink cunt.
“Shit. Really?”
“Yeah, but don't worry Dashie, why don't you bathe in my piss?”
Dash had always fantasied about somepony pissing on her. After she broke up with Gilda, she couldn't find anypony who offered to piss on her. But now there was Pinkie, offering a golden shower. Dash got wet at the thought, and so Pinkie pissed all over Dash.
“Thanks, I feel much better now.” said Dash with a smile.
All the dirt had come off, and her mane was shining with piss. She smelled of urine though, but she didn't mind.
After drying each other off with their tails (because thats sexy), they decided to go visit the lavender egghead bitch. So they left the house, smelling of piss and shit.
When they got to the eggheads place, Dash was all like:
“Maaan, going through the front door is to manestream for me. I'm crashing through the window since I'm so cool 'n' shit.”
And so she did.
“Oh welcome back, master.” said Twilight.
Dash picked herself off the floor. Earlier that day, Twilight had lost a bet with Dash, about who could get the milk from the grocery store first. Since Dash won, Twilight had to be Dashes bitch for the whole day. Twilight flinched at the stingy musk coming from Rainbow.
“You want me to clean that off?” said Twilight.
“Aww haaay no, this shit is making me so fuckin' horny, come lick my pussy, bitch!”
And so she did.
After orgasming twice, Dash fell to the ground with a thump. Twilight stepped back, with the taste of shit in her mouth. And suddenly, Pinkie.
“HEY!” exclaimed the pink pony
“GAH! You scared the shit out of me!” said Twilight.
Dash looked up from her sexually suggestive position on the floor. Pinkie had materialized out of nowhere, just behind Twilight.
“Nice plot, Twi.” she exclaimed.
Twilight blushed, but then she was all like:
“You two smell like shit, and-”
Before she could finnish, a fat griffin flew through the hole in the wall, and excluded a big wob of mucus from her mouth.
“Raainboow, I can't live without you! If you don't take me back I'm gonna claw my own throat open!” exclaimed Gilda.
Dash actually missed their time together, since it was so rare that she got pissed on. But Gilda was always up for it.
“Hey lets have a four-sum!” said Pinkie out of nowhere.
Everypony and the griffin was up for it, and so they all fucked.
“Aw man, that was so awesome!” Exclaimed the cyan cunt named Rainbow Dash.
“Hay yeaah!” shouted Twilight, as she fist-bumped the air.
“So Dash, you wanna get back together?” asked Gilda.
And Dash said yes.
After a week of dating, the two married. And Pinkie and Twilight also hit it off well together. They had gotten into a relationship as well.
AJ and Rarity was all jelly n stuff, cuz they didn't have anypony to love. They were chillin' at AJ's crib. Rarity thought that the pointy ends of the hay felt good, pressing against her plot. She was thinking about how she doesn't have anypony to love. And this made her sad. They were just sitting on a haystack, drinking cider, when suddenly Rarity couldn't take it any more.
“Applejack! I'm so forever alone!” exclaimed the cream coloured pony.
“Me too!” replied AJ.
“I don't want to be alone anymore Applejack, shant we promise to love each other?”
And so they did.
For many of the following nights, AJ and Rarity had SM parties.
“Oh yes Applejack! Spank my plot harder!!” exclaimed the purple maned cunt.
“Oh you love it, don't ya sugarbabe?” AJ replied.
Rarity liked getting spanked. It reminded her of her dad, who she had a very intimate relationship with. They would go at it for a long time, and she would enjoy every minute of it.
“Oh yes! Sugar-daddy! Spank me moaaaar!!” exclaimed Rarity.
Just then the author came.
Ok, so now they are laying on the ground, exhausted from all the hardcore SM they've had. When suddenly Trixie, the great and powerful, appeared out of nowhere! And she was all like:
“I couldn't help but hear your yammering. Now surrender your plots to my toys!”
Trixie pulled out a fuckload of SM tools. And she strapped them both down and fucked the shit out of them. So now there's shit all over the place.
“OMG! I smell shit!”
Dash was flying through the air, as the sudden irresistible smell of shit penetrated her nose. She flew down to AJ's crib, it seemed like that was where the stench was coming from. As Dash crashed through the wall, trixie turned around, cum 'n' shit all over her face. Dash was like:
“Oh god! Lemme get some shit all over me! I'm so bucking horny for that sent.”
Nopony really knows why Dash is so obsessed with the smell of bodily fluids, it's probably because her parents abused the shit out of her when she was a foal or something. None the less, Dash got covered in AJ and Rarity shit, and then they all ended up getting butt-fucked by Trixies futa-magic.
Meanwhile, Fluttershy was molesting woodland creatures, by stuffing them up her vagina. So far she could only get 2 squires and a mouse to fit, but she wants to enlarge her vagina, so she can get more animals in there. So she goes to Twilight's house, so she can use some of her freaky magic to expand Fluttershy's pussy. When she gets to Twilight's place, she walks in without asking, and finds spike drilling Twilight in the plothole. Twilight is wearing socks, because socks are awesome. Fluttershy's all like:
“Oh shit! Did I walk in on you? I'm so sorry. Whine whine whine.”
Then spike punches Fluttershy so she shuts up with all her pathetic whining. Twilight hasn't even noticed that Spike dismounted her. Her magic was providing all the feeling anyways, since Spike has such a fucking small dick.
“So, umm, Twilight, I was wondering if you could expand my pussy hole, so I can stuff more squirls into it.” asked the whiny bitch.
Twilight was to caught up with her self stimulation to listen to Fluttershy, but spike is all like:
“Hey let me help you with that.”
And with that, he crawled into Fluttershy, pushing on all sides of her vagina. Fluttershy screamed out in pain and pleasure. And then Spike crawled back out of Fluttershy and was like:
“Yeah, that should do it.”
Twilight was done with getting fucked with magic, and looked at Fluttershy, who was cross-eyed from the pain and pleasure coming from her groin. Fluttershy came to her senses and looked down at her pussy. Her flaps were hanging out and stretched 2 feet across the floor. Twilight was like:
“What the buck??”
Spike was proud of what he had done. 2 feet was a new record for pussy expansion for him. Twilight used her magic to make Fluttershy's cunt-flaps go back to normal size. But her fuck-hole was as big as Twilight's right plot cheek. When she got back home, she could fit 7 whole squirls in her pussy. Fluttershy was pleased with this.
Dash and Gilda continued to live their lives together. But Dash now had a shameful secret. That she had been butt-fucked by Trixie, while she was married to Gilda. Luckily, Gilda never found out.
Pinkie and Twilight continued having awesome 3-sums with Spike.
And Rarity and AJ had SM parties every night.
Plus, now Fluttershy had a big-ass gaping cave between her legs, which made whooshing sounds while she was sleeping.
All the other background ponies are lesbos and fuck each other every day. Everypony and griffon lived happily to their days end... Which was actually a few months later, because Trollestia invented the nuke. Now Equestria is a big smoldering crater.
The end.
