Epic Baking Time!

by perplexia

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy
Length: 784

Pinkie Pie hosts daily epic baking time episodes. but her ratings are going up for her show.

Pinkie pie is hosting a epic baking time episodes. But her ratings are going up for her show and is becoming not for all audiences. now she is trying to find a way to try bringing the ratings back to TV Y from TV MA. (Television Mature).

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-12 00:31:15 UTC

Epic Pie Time

It was just another ordinary day for Pinkie Pie but this day was like no other day of the week. Pinkie Pie's alarm clock rang. " Yes!!!!! Today is the day, for a totally new episode!" She ran outside excited and eager to get started. Mrs. Cake was very confused of why she has ran outside if she was going to record there.

"Um, Dearie are you still going to record here at Sugar Cube Corner?" Mrs. Cake asked,"Right I stay right here." She heard a knock on the door. A rainbow mane mare came in. "Hey Pinkie Pie. Ready to start this thing? I have the perfect idea for this episode!'' Rainbow Dash said with pleasure.

''Get the camera! We're ready for this, Cupcake!'' Pinkie Pie said. Mrs. Cake ran into the basement to get the camera. Pinkie thought she was taking another route and regretted that she killed ponies in a public place.

''Or, maybe it's in the kitchen. Just don't go in the basement. . . . .''Pinkie Pie suggested out of nowhere.

''Here it is!'' Rainbow Dash said as she picked up the Canon Powershot camera, ''Let shoot this, baby!'' The twosome ran to the Sugar Cube Kitchen. They got all of everything set up. And even bought Applejack as a candidate/assistant for this week's episode.

Everything was going to be certainly, fine.

Rainbow Dash switched on the camera. They all got started. Pinkie Pie read:

Today, we have Applejack here.

Applejack responded with a unsure emotion, ''Uh, howdy?'

Pinkie continued:

And Rarity, too. If she didn't decide to push herself out. Call her up, tell her she's a little b****. We're

about to go pony fabulous on all these apples. Epic Pie Time at Sugar Cube Corner. About to get down with

these pies, right here. Granny Smith, Big Macintosh, Golden and red delicious. Applejack Daniels. What up!

Applejack smashed down all of the apples without Pinkie even telling her to. She poured it in the bowl with her elbow. Pinkie decided to put sugar and spice and everything nice in her mixing bowl.

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice. But we don't got no chemical x! But we got the good stuff (s***) Apple to drink!

She cracked the bottle on the bowl and it poured all in. Dying the whole mix and orangey color.

First the flour, than the water! And now, the eggs!

''Hold on for a sec, Pinkie Pie!'' Rainbow Dash stopped her, ''But aren't your getting a bit to pushy on an apple pie? What did it do to you?''

''Shut up, Dashie! You know your rainbow-coloured mane told that the crust should be a different colour!'' Pinkie Pie said, ''Break time! This means whoever steps out the kitchen first is in the oven! So since we're in a kitchen, no food. You must stay here until my immediate lock down is finished. Rainbow Dash isn't the only victim around, you know.''

Pinkie Pie walked out of the kitchen leaving all of the other ones in the dark room.

''Nevermind, no more victims! Let's continue! Lock down is officially over! And canon!''

''Go, ACTION!!!''

Applejack beats those eggs when she beats Apple Bloom.

''What you say?'' Applejack asked, uncomfortably.

Nothing, just-um, keep mixing. Time to mix it up. What is it that we got?

''Let's spin this s***!''

More Applejack Daniels! Now, time to bake these b****s'! *Rainbow dash: How am I going to pay for all of this?** You like cartoons. We got cartoons! www.hoofflix.com/cupcakes. You get a one month trail of all the cartons you want, and we get cupcake money! Don't you give this up for me! I need my cupcake money! Done! And now, things get delicious. hay bacon strip, hay bacon strip, hay bacon strip, hay bacon strip. And now, we cream on this b****!*

Pinkie took out a can of shaving cream and sprayed it all over the Applejack Daniel's pie.

Okay, now which one of you are going to eat this beast!?!

Rarity busted through the door being summoned by stupid little name calling that wasn't even meant for her.

''Now, which one of you called me a b****?!?'' Rarity said/yelled with a bad mood swing kind of tone. They all pointed to the pie. Rarity groaned very, very madly and threw herself onto the pie. Eating it chomp by chomp with anger.

Next time, we'll meet at Twilight's.

''Pinkie Pie that was the bomb! I'm gonna post this beastly video! Hope no one shuts it down like the other series' we've made together with all of those complaints you got online about these videos we're posting on the Internet.''

''Hold on, what?''