Prototype: Equestrian Menace

"Look man I don't care what your rank is, it's survival here until we reopen the portal! And if we let these colorful cuddly ponies die and the infected swarm the place, Earth WILL be fucked too!"

"If we interfere and let them notice us Mercer and Heller will realize we're here and it won't matter what we do we'll die by their hands!"

"According to you we die either way so fuck you, fuck this, fuck me, fuck it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!" *Series of rapid footsteps, akin to that of running, followed by semi-distant gunshots*

"Did Jeremy just jump into the middle of that rapefest?"

"Yeah."

"Mercer and Heller gonna know we're here now ain't they?"

"Mmmhmmm."

"We're going to have to risk our asses to save him now aren't we?"

"I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO SCARE THE CUDDLY MIDGETs SHITLESS!!" *Several more gunshots followed by an explosion*

"Yes, we're going to have to drag his ass out after we kill all the infected. But one of you remind me this."

"Remind you what sir?"

"To beat him senseless for jumping headfirst into a fight again."

"I'll be happy to sir."

"We all would be happy to. Now come on let's save the dipshit."