Prototype: Equestrian Menace

"That thing is starting to creep me out dude."

"What our lil' guest? Jeremy dude... please tell me you're joking."

"The fucking midget horse has been staring at me for the past five minutes, it hasn't even blinked yet!"

"Maybe it wants your chocolate bar."

"Fuck that, it was hard enough stealing this chocolate when I'm from a different fucking planet and I'm twice the size of these things. It can go steal it's own!"

"Then deal with it staring at you for the next twenty-five minutes."

"....Fucking cute cuddly midget. Here half the bar."

"Seems to be enjoying it, or its having an orgasm or something."

"Why is everything about sex with you Andrew? It obviously has good taste in chocolate."

"Since when the fuck does any species have that wide a smile when it eats chocolate? Swear it reminds me of the fucking Joker right before he kills somebody."

"Nonsense the Joker isn't cuddly like this thing here.... aw fuck I think it wants the rest of my chocolate."

"Ha! Oh what do ya know, it's making puppy dog eyes. You gonna give the widdle puppy its bone?"

"Ah shut up you fuck. Here damn midget, I'ma go grab some MREs. Hopefully it won't want those."

"I think it'd be funny if it has some, love to see its reaction to the shit the government feeds us."