Mayonaise mayonaise mayonaise Mayonaise Mayonaise

Twilight Sparkle returned to the her room to find Pinkie Pie messing around on her typewriter.

"Pinkie Pie, what are you doing?"

As Twilight spoke Pinkie jumped. She then stammered out a response.

"I'm...um...writing a story."

She then forced an unconvincing smile at Twilight Sparkle. Twilight ignored her, and looked at the manuscript on the type writer. On it the words "Mayonaise" was written over a thousand times.

"What is this supposed to be?"

"Um, its about how the Cutie Mark Crusaders get kidnapped by Daisy, who is actually the creepy pony with the cheese legs who was at the wedding, and we rescue them, but then we have to fight an evil mayonnaise wizard, who turned the entire story to mayonnaise as he died."

Twilight stared at Pinkie is disbelief, then spoke.

"First, most of the story appears to be the same few lines just written repeatedly. Second, Mayonnaise has two N's, not one."

Pinkie Pie swore, folded her arms, then grumbled.

"Now I have to start all over."