Pinkie, The "Professional" Stuntmare

Twilight stood a good ways away from Pinkie Pie and her contraption, camera held in her magic as she recorded, "Pinkie, I don't think this is such a good idea," Twilight said as she shook her head at the crazy pink mare; she was being ignored as Pinkie kept adjusting the catapult, until it was set with the right trajectory and wouldn't  overshoot the target - a single size memory foam mattress.

"If you don't think it's such a good idea, then why are you still filming instead of stopping me," Pinkie questioned Twilight.

Purple Smart replied, "I'm taping this as proof of what happened when we eventually have to take a trip to the hospital so the staff believe us. There's crazy, there's stupid, and then there's this - which is just nuts." Most ponies paid the two no mind, as they were used to Pinkie acting crazy, though today was a little different, as she wanted to start doing stunts, and post the videos onto LuTube, in the hopes that some ponies would find the stunt amusing.

Just a few seconds later, Pinkie gave the all-clear to Twilight, who had the unfortunate task of pulling the lever to launch her friend, most likely to her doom. Thing was, there is no saying "no" to Pinkie Pie, like ever. So, Twilight put up with it, and reluctantly pulled the lever, which launched Pinkie about one hundred feet up into the air, and several hundred feet across the town. Her duty fulfilled, Twilight kept the camera rolling, and used a friction reduction spell mixed with a propulsion to push herself really fast to the target as she tried to keep the camera oriented on her pink friend. Said friend sounded like she was having a riot, laughing and wailing all the way from the launch site, to the mattress that awaited her..... Twilight's mattress. She grumbled something under her breath, probably cursing herself at being the only one of her friends that had a memory foam mattress.

Pinkie descended, and crashed right into the mattress; even though it was a memory foam mattress, that all by itself would not save her. Luckily for Pinkie, she had an excess of earth pony magic, which contributed to her coming out of the stunt unscathed. Soon as she crashed into the mattress, she bounced off her back, and landed on her hooves on the dirt path about five feet away. Twilight let her shock be known, and other ponies who stood by and watched applauded the crazy mare's success at the stunt; it filled her with pride, though that's not what she was high on.... No, Pinkie was high on the adrenaline from the stunt, and she continuously thought of some more stunts that she could perform for the audience which awaited her on LuTube, and the rest of the Canternet...