Overpowered Human Saves Magical Horse Land

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Original Character, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1410

An overpowered human saves Equestria from Lord Volderponymort, a human cums inside Princess Twilight Sparkle and other silly stuff.

An overpowered human saves Equestria from Lord Volderponymort, a human cums inside Princess Twilight Sparkle and other silly stuff.

Published 2014-12-13 23:40:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-13 23:40:08 UTC

OP Humans Saves The Ponies

It was just another day in the absolutely perfect world known as Equestria, some of the other inferior sapient species would deem the world being named that as politically incorrect. But nopony cared what they said, because they were all dirty small penised peasants, which begged for food, rain and sex from their superior pony masters.

The pony’s new glorious leader, a bright red alicorn with green stripes and a fiery mane was sat on his golden throne in Canterlot, where he was currently masturbating with his gigantic 94 inch penis to humanoid lobster women dancing erotically, which he summoned here all the way from Decapod 10.

"Bravo!" he shouted as his penis blasted them with a thick wave of cum, covering them all in cum."I find the most erotic part of a lobster is the claws!"

The lobster women clicked their claws excitedly in joy for pleasing their supreme leader.

"Yes! I Lord Volderponymort am the most handsome pony around!" Suddenly his penis growled angrily. "Begone horny lobsterwomen! My penis doesn’t like you anymore!"

The lobsterwomen cried as they covered their faces with their claws, whilst they ran out of the throne room toward the golden doors on the opposite side of the hall.

Volderponymort signed, "why does everypony have to be so fucking stupid." a single ‘tear’ fell from his monster cock. "I’m so lonely!" He took an old black and white picture out from his mane, which showed himself and Adolf Hitler kissing passionately in his bunker. "Why did she have to take you away from me?! Damn you, Princess Celestia!" he shouted as his penis exploded cum everywhere.

Fortunately, while our leader was depressed it was all sunshine and rainbows all across the beautiful land of Equestria. At long last everypony smiled, even if they were starving and lived in a cardboard box. For under Volderponymort’s rule everything was perfect. Though it did get a bit DayZ out there sometimes, with the whole fighting over cans of beans thing, but other than that it was perfect.

A perfect place to visit is Ponyville, for they have lots of cans of beans and everypony is friendly. Unfortunately though, there was rumors for the seeds of rebellion against their glorious leader in this place.

***

Nestled deep within a filthy smoke filled bar with lots of cans of beans all over the floor, three alicorns were sat in a corner talking to one another in hushed tones. And those ponies were Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

"How can we defeat Lord Volderponymort?" said Luna.

"Hmm, try blasting him with the elements of harmony again?" suggested Celestia.

"Come on, Celestia! He’s too overpowered for that to work," said Twilight while flaring her wings.

"How about we try summoning an overpowered generic superhuman hero, who is also great at human and pony sexy times," said Luna dreamly with a bright red blush on her face.

Twilight sighed, "yeah, like that’s ever going to-- Just then for no reason what’s so ever there was a blinding flash of light followed by the appearance of the dashing Commander Shepard before them.

"I heard you ladies need some help," he said sexfully while sexfully waving his eyebrows at them.

"How could you possibly know that you handsome bastard?" said Twilight sexfully while waving her butt at him.

"Magic."

"Right. Let’s go save Equestria then."

They all shouted ‘yay’ and then proceeded to go on their merry way to Canterlot to face the final boss Lord Volderponymort…

Well, Twilight and Commander Shepard went to face the final boss Lord Volderponymort, Celestia and Luna had other business to attend to, like eating cake and reading pony and homo sapien erotic romance novels.

But before that Twilight and Shepard had to make a utterly pointless visit to the Everfree Forest.

Hungry eyes stared at them as the two walked deeper into the forest along a narrow dirt path. It was cold, the ground was damp and piles of leaves were everywhere in this ancient forest.

"Uh Twilight, Canterlot is back that way!"

She pressed a hoof softly over his mouth, "hush, you romantic fool!" she wrapped her front hooves around him. "Kiss me you sexy ape!"

Commander Shepard and Princess Twilight Sparkle came together to kiss passionately in a tender display of human and pony love.

"Oh, Shepard. Cum inside me now!" she said sexfully.

With the press of a button Shepard opened the hatch of his power armor to reveal his mighty penis.

"Behold, my alien banger," he said sexfully while flapping his ears sexfully at her.

"Bang me Commander!" she shouted excitedly while clapping her hooves together, followed by Twilight jumping on him, knocking him over onto the forest floor and then straggled her hind legs around him.

Just then an annoying timber wolf came out from a bush behind them.

"YOU DARE INTERRUPT OUR HUMAN AND PONY SEX! she shouted in the Royal Canterlot Voice at the wolf.

The stupid wolf licked his lips and took one step closer to them.

"YOU DIE NOW HERETIC! she roared as she blasted the wolf to dust with two powerful red lasers beams from her eyes.

With the wolf gone, Twilight proceeded to mount herself on his mighty penis and began the human and pony sex, by bouncing her fine big bubble butt on his monster cock. He squeezed her buttcheeks as both of them moaned sexfully.

"Oh Shepard! Please cum inside me soon!" she said sexfully.

Just then a strange man with a big grizzly beard, who wore a blue robe and big boots came out from a bush.

"Hey! May I join in on the human and pony sex?" said the mysterious man.

"You know what Tom Bombadil, no! I’m sick of people and lobstermen randomly jumping in to join in for an orgy with me."

"Alright, fine!" Tom Bombadil walked away looking down sadly.

With Tom Bombadil gone Twilight looked to her husbando below. "Come on, Shepard. I need you to cum inside me to overcharged my magical pony pussy with human cum in order to defeat Volderponymort."

"I’m on it!"

He squeezed her beautiful big purple bubble butt with new found resolve. The fate of Equestria was at stake. He must cum inside her before it’s too late.

"Cum on, Shepard! Cum inside me already!"

Finally Shepard Commander came inside her pussy, he blasted wave after wave of his cum into her.

"Oh yes! I’m becoming an even more overpowered alicorn," she said sexfully.

Twilight's pussy glowed with the power of human and pony love, now she has the power to vanquish the evil of Volderponymort.

"I have the power to defeat Lord Volderponymort thanks to the power of Commander Shepard’s human cum," she said as she stood up.

"Let’s go and defeat the evil Volderponymort!" he said as he mounted himself on her back.

Rather than make a utterly pointless journey Twilight had fast traveled by teleporting herself and Commander Shepard on her back into Canterlot castle before Volderponymort’s double golden doors leading to his throne room.

"This is it my mighty steed, the final showdown," said Shepard as he scratched her from behind the ear, which earned him a sexful moan from her.

"Yes! With the power of human and pony love. He can’t hope to defeat us!"

Twilight turned around and bucked the doors with her back legs, which sent them flying across the throne room toward singing Justin Bieber before Volderponymort’s throne.

"Like baby-- the huge golden doors landed on him and with a sickening bone cracking sound his body was turned into a bloody paste on the floor.

"What?! Is the meaning of this?!" Volderponymort shouted in shock.

"We have come to put an end to your reign of evil!" Twilight Sparkle shouted as her magical pony pussy glowed with rainbow light.

"Hah!" he waved his hoof nonchalantly. "I am overpowered. You cannot hope to stop me."

"Oh yeah, we have the power of human and pony love!" shouted Shepard.

"What?" Volderponymort's eyes widen in shock "Nooooo!"

Volderponymort attempted to flee by flying away, but with the power of a human and pony love rainbow biotic charge from Twilight and Shepard he was blasted into dust.

And then everything went back to normal, with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna back in charge and Twilight and Shepard got married and had many cross species mutant abomination babies together.

The End