Yep, the world is screwed.
Ah shit.
Aight, so one fine morning, Breaburn, AppleJack, and Fluttershy, were all just sitting in a barn and chilling out. Fluttershy, was just sitting there, AppleJack was appling. She figured out how to apple, dont ask me how, but she did. And Breaburn was making gay jokes. "So then the stallion says, P.S. ; Your butt hole is in the sink!" Neither AppleJack or Fluttershy found the joke funny, but they both laughed "Heh, yeah, that was uh, pretty funny" Breaburn got up and started trotting towards the open barn doors "Well, ima go off to a bathhouse an-" He was cut off by his own gasp as he looked into the sky, Then ran up a hill, and stuck his flank in the air. AppleJack followed, Fluttershy just sat there in the barn. "What in ternation er ya doin'?" She scratched her head with her hoof. "Well, Im saving the world! Whats it look like?" "Well, it looks like you just ran for a hill and stuck your flank in the air." "Well, why dont you LOOK UP?" Breaburn pointed up "Well, whats up th- Oh celestia." There was a GIANT penis flying towards Equestria. "Im gonna tank that thing and save us all!" "Well... You have fun with that, im making some apple fritters." "Oh fritters? Uhm... Maybe the world can wait just a minute" The two of them trotted off to AppleJacks house, leaving Fluttershy in the barn, unaware of the catastrophe awaiting her. A few minutes later, the giant penis was now looming in, as if it were some sort of moon. The two ponies were sitting inside AppleJacks house and getting ready to eat fritters, when AppleJack looked out her window, looking for Fluttershy, but instead found the giant penis looming in for impact. "Breaburn! Forget the fritter, that giant things about to plow straight into our fields! Think of the apples!" Breaburn picked up his fritter "Ah, but the fritter! It looks so good!" AppleJack sighed. "Just bring it with you! Go save the world!" He picked up the fritter with his mouth and galloped out the door "Allright, time to shine!" He reached the top of the hill just in time, and prepared his butt for ultimate penetration. Fluttershy was still in the barn, completely unaware of the massive event going on right outside the barn doors. "Hey Fluttershy! Get out here and come look at this!" Fluttershy looked up, got off the barrel of hay she was sitting on, and started trotting out of the barn, when she saw the giant penis. "Oh my... what... why is that there?" AppleJack shouted "I dunno, but help me brace Breaburn for impact!" "Oh um... allright" She few over, and lightly nudged herself against Breaburn. "Oh cmon, do something better than that!" Breaburn was now looking behind him. "Oh yes." Fluttershy nudged herself against him, more firmly this time. The giant penis was now inches away. "Here it comes, get ready Breaburn!" "Oh im ready!" As the giant penis then slowly penetrated Breaburn. "Ah~! Its splittin' me in half!" The giant penis was slowly coming to a halt. "Cmon Breaburn, its almost stopped!" Breaburn had a look of pain in his face. "Ooooh~! Im tryin'!" The giant penis was now leaking pre-cum, nearly filling Breaburn to the brink. "Oh god! This hurts so good!" A few moments later, the giant penis glubbed out basicaly swimming pools of cum, flooding the general area, along with poor ol' Breaburn, who was now basically just throwing up cum, and spewing it out his butt hole. Applejack and Fluttershy had been blown away by the massive flood, but Breaburn was still holding the penis by his flank, effectively stopping it. "Oh Celestia... Someone help me off ah this thing!" Fluttershy and AppleJack were quickly rushing up to help him. "Nice goin' pardner! Now uh, hower we gonna clean all this up?" Breaburn was still on the massive beast, trying to squirm his way off. "A lil' help?" AppleJack had squeezed some of the juices out of here hair, and helped Breaburn off the large beast. "So what do we do with it now?" Breaburn prodded it with his hoof. "Well uhm.... I think we should go get Celestia and ask'er what this is all about." "Good idea." Then the two of them trotted off towards Celestias castle, leaving Fluttershy alone in a bath of cum.
