**Chapter 1 - All Out Warfare**

Slade quickly ran towards his house, avoiding the lifeless zombie ponies.
As he reached his house, he noticed for some weird reason, a zombie pony watching his Guardians of the Galxy blu-ray disc.
"Do zombies do that?" he thought to himself.

He ran inside, ran upstairs and then grabbed his AK-47 from under his bed.
He ran downstairs and into the living room, shooting the zombie pony.
He opened up the disc tray and grabbed his Guardians of the Galaxy blu-ray disc, he then ran back upstairs into his room.
He ran to his stereo, opened the disc tray and grabbed his Frank Sinatra cd.
He then ran back downstairs and into his kitchen, grabbing a tray full of cookies from the oven.
They were very badly burned, he then ran back upstairs into his room, tripping on many leather bound books that smelled of rich mahogany.
He went to his walk in wardrobe and changed into a fine pinstripe suit, and looked very handsome, if I say so myself.
He then ran downstairs and stopped mid tracks as his kitchen was now full with zombie ponies, eating his burnt cookies.

"THOSE WERE MAH COOKIEZ!" he yelled spraying the zombie ponies with rounds from his AK-47, all shooting at the cutie mark as that is what they don't come back from.

He then ran back upstairs and grabbing a poster of Mila Kunis nude, running back downstairs and out the door.

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His first stop wa-

DAMNIT CAT! LEAVE ME ALONE, I AM WRITING HERE!
Sorry about that...

His first stop on his trip was to go to the nearest Ponymart, sadly that was in Manehatten and not Ponyville.
He set out on an-

Wait... Forgot something.

He ran back inside his house, ran upstairs and grabbed The One Ring.
He ran back downstairs and went to inserted The One Ring into a ring shaped hole in the wall, suddenly a big wall disappeared and a monster truck appeared.

This has gotten so stupid... Why do I even bother? It isn't like anyone is reading this...

Suddenly everything stupid went away in a flash of light, no more zombies, no more silly on a quest to kill Nightmare Moon, no more Mila Kunis nude posters... No more!

**Chapter 2 - Minty Fresh**

Nothing here as I am moving on, I am giving up.
Sorry guys but this has gone too far and the jokes are just... Stupid.
I want to move on with other things but this is just weighing me down, I have literally gotten depressed writing this.
Sorry guys, I hope you all understand and... If I don't see you again...
Good morning, good afternoon and goodnight.

Author's Note

Bla bla bla...Constructive criticism...Bla bla bla