Molester Moon

by Just A Fabulous Cat

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Length: 2391

A trend has spread all throughout Equestria. Luna does not like it. Lapdancing ensues.

A trend has spread all throughout Equestria. Luna does not like it. Lapdancing ensues.

A collab with The Guardian and Friends

Comments from the authors:

What the actual fuck did I just write. Let the hate be with you - Just A Fabulous Cat

I like writing sensual Babs clop - Guardian

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-21 03:30:01 UTC

Milkshake

Luna stared at the photo in shock as she levitated it before her, speechless as she saw what was on it. Sitting down on one of the chairs, she rested the picture on the kitchen table and began to examine it closely with her eyes, hooves, mane- you name it, she was confused.

One minute she was retrieving milk from the fridge, the next minute...this was shoved in her face. Celestia, on the other hoof, sat on the other side munching on some cereal, waving her open hoof around as she spoke to Luna gleefully.

“--Anyways Luna, isn't this great? You're moon has become famous!”

 “...It looks like it'll molest me. And- wait, did you say this is...MY MOON!?”

 “Exactly!” her sister continued enthusiastically, standing up and prancing around like a foal as if this was the best thing in the world.

“It's hilarious! Molester Moon, is the name if I remember correctly! The ponies in Ponyville who came up with this are absolutely ingenious!”

“B-but...my moon...doesn't molest ponies!” Luna screeched in protest, crumpling up the picture with her light blue magic and tossing it to the ground, standing up and pushing her chair down in outrage.

Celestia frowned in turn.

 “C'mon Luna, brighten up! I've seen one or two Molester Suns too!”

“Really?”

“Well, no...”

“See! And I'm still seen as... you know who, and this whole 'Molester Moon' thing could not only enforce the belief that I'm evil, but I'm quite frankly shocked and disgusted by the fact that somepony would even create such a thing!”

Celestia, seeing her sister’s breath beginning to grow faster, grinned and took advantage of the moment.

“Geez, okay Luna, don't molest me!” her sister replied in mock fear, laughing like mad as her sister's eyes began to glow in fury.

 “JUST GO!” she shouted, not even bothering to light her horn as a warning, still knowing Celestia secretly feared that Nightmare Moon was still in her.

Celestia yelped in response and scurried off to wherever she needed to be, Luna sighing with her eyes going back to normal. Finally, some peace and quie-

 “Molester Moon...”

 “GET THE FUCK OUT NOW, CELESTIA!“ Luna roared back at her sister, her horn glowing to a brightness unimaginable as all Tartarus broke loose.

Giggling like mad, her carefree sister teleported out of the room with a flash of white, leaving her sister alone to her thoughts as the stomped about the kitchen.

So this is what my creation has been degraded too? A... *thing** that molests ponies.* Looking over to the crumpled piece of paper on the floor, she retrieved it with the light blue glow of her magic, un-crumpling it in front of her. She had to see it again.

Just looking at it makes me want to vomit! I'll show those stupid molester ponies…

But as she ranted in her head, imagining twisted ways to exact her revenge, she then she heard her stomach growl in protest.

Right after I eat all of Celestia’s ‘precious’ cake to get my revenge on her...

Luna paced back and forth on her balcony, Babs Seed by her side as her mind worked hard to form a plan.

“So, uh, what am ah here for again?” the young filly questioned as the disgruntled princess stomped her hoof in anger, mumbling the word “no” a bunch of times as she narrowed her eyes. She had been teleported here moments ago, and had absolutely no idea why.

“Inspiration,” the princess mumbled back, not bothering to look over to the filly as she was lost away in her thoughts.

“Okay, so how am ah supposed to inspire you?”

“By standing there and being sexy-” Luna eyes widened in fear as she realized she had slipped up, finally leaving her thoughts. Body freezing as sweat began to form on her forehead, she quickly corrected herself.

 “--I-I mean quiet! Yes, quiet.”

“S-sexy?” Babs’ mouth was agape upon hearing Luna’s words. “I...I have a marefriend though. And you’re, like, a thousand years older than me!”

Luna, knowing her secret was out, sighed. Might as well make use of the situation.

“Do you want money or not?”

Babs eyes then grew wide with joy, as her mind began to ponder over all the thing she could do with money from the Night Princess herself.

“How much are we talkin' 'bout?” Babs Seed asked, smirking. She was fully invested in the concept at hoof.

“Like a thousand bits or so. Maybe ten thousand if you go all out for me,” Luna replied, a hint of excitement in her voice even though she tried to stay calm. Who knew this would turn out so good for her?

“All out as in sex? ‘Cause if so, can we have a threesome? Oooo, I love threesomes!” Babs giggled like a little filly. Or rather, like the little filly she was. Maybe being randomly teleported onto Luna’s balcony wasn’t so bad after all…

“Sure! I’ll even invite Celestia later. But for now, start dancing around this pole!”

Luna then summoned a pole and a stage where Babs was sitting, Babs eying it while stroking her chin before speaking.

“Alright, give me some socks. And whipped cream. And that Milkshake song playin' as an instrumental. Then I can please you,” Babs replied as she scrambled to her hooves, winking.

Whipped cream cans, along with blue and red striped socks then appeared in a flash of white in front of Babs, plus Vinyl Scratch and all of her equipment appearing in the back of the stage.

“Whoa, when did I get here?”

“Just play Milkshake instrumental!” Babs shouted back to the confused DJ, Vinyl shrugging in turn and beginning to play.

Luna then quickly cast a spell, blocking all outsiders from viewing the scene. Secrets must stay secrets, after all.

“My milkshake brings all the colts to the yard, and they’re like, “it’s better than yours”. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’ll have to charge.”

Sometimes, she gave a little moan as she rubbed the pole on her sensitive marehood, letting her tongue loll out as she erotically danced, Luna’s eyes never leaving her as she began to feel her own marehood tingle.

And as she watched, completely engrossed as she watched the filly dance, she decided the young filly could use a mini skirt.

In yet another flash of white, a small, pink piece of fabric formed around Babs’ waist, yet she never stopped her performance as it did so. Babs had become one with the dance.

Soon, as the song was nearing an end, the brown foal grabbed the can of whipped cream that was set to the side, popping off the cap and smearing it all over her chest as let out long, sensual moans and flipped her hair with a free hoof.

Maybe I should go molest some fillies when this is over… Luna thought to herself as her wings began to slowly extend outwards, blood rushing into them and making them feel stiff. She had to admit the girl knew how to make a mare get in the mood.

Wait… that’s it!

“--I could teach you, but I’ll have to charge!”

The song then played out for a few more seconds as Luna formulated her plan, Babs finishing off with taking off her mini skirt and fully exposing her marehood to Luna. But when she saw that Luna payed no mind, she let out a growl, deciding to bring out the big guns.

Slowly walking over to Luna with a sexual grin and bedroom eyes, Babs wrapped her arms around Luna and began to rub her body on hers, kissing her snout from time to time, getting her full attention as she did so. But of course, Luna needed to tell somepony her plan.

“Alright, so here’s the plan,” Luna began as Babs continued her quite enjoyable lapdance.

“I’ll use a spell and a random pony to create Molester Moon, then unleash it in Ponyville, because that’s where the trend started, if I remember my sister correctly. That’ll teach them to mess with my moon!”

“You have no idea how this feels,” Babs mumbled in response to the Lunar Princess, ignoring her words as she began rubbing her hooves on Luna’s body and scooting back and forth, letting the princess’s dark pelt get exposed to Babs’ wet filly pussy.

“Yes, it’s perfect!” Luna then shouted, pushing Babs off out excitement as she rose to her hooves. As Babs fell down to the cold stone ground of the balcony, she let out an angered huff and got to her feet.

“Hey, I was just about to get the feel of it!”

Ears rotating back at the sound of her voice, Luna turned around to see an angry Babs Seed, smiling sheepishly.

“Not to worry, my young filly. Once I get this down on paper, I’ll send a letter to Celestia and teleport Scootaloo here, if I remember you fillyfrend’s name correctly, for our foursome.”

Grinning, Babs nodded, satisfied with the answer.

“Alright then. Can we continue this later though, once the foursome is over?”

“Sure.”

“I’m still here,” Vinyl mumbled in the background as she sat and watched, confused.

Ignoring the traumatized and yet horny DJ, Luna summoned some parchment, a quill, and ink, jotting down her idea.

“And there we...go!”

She then teleported the plan back to the safety of her chambers, proceeding to send a letter out to her sister.

Celestia was quick to reply, the letter poofing in front of her within mere seconds. Levitating it up to where she could see the text written on it, Luna began to read out loud.

“Dear Luna,

I cannot make it as I am busy sitting on the toilet and eating cake doing royal things of utmost importance. Please let us do this later, as I am looking forward to it.”

“Awww, but I was lookin' forward to that!” Babs complained as Luna finished reading.

“I know, right! Such a let down, my sister…”

“I may be able to help.”

The two mares instantly looked over to the third voice, who was smiling sheepishly. Vinyl Scratch, who had had enough, was now going to going the foursome.

“I am… surprisingly okay with that,” Luna replied, checking out the alabaster mare. “Now we just need Babs’ marefriend.”

With what seemed like the thousandth flash of white that day, a confused Scootaloo joined the three mares on the balcony.

“SCOOTALOO!” Babs said gleefully as she ran to her beloved marefriend and kissed her passionately.

“Erm, nice to see you too. So why am I- Wait, why are you wearing socks and covered in whipped cream?”

“Long story that involves lap dancing and lap dancing accessories. We need you for somethin' that may destroy the entire multiverse with a molesting moon!”

“Uh.. wat?”

“Let’s just have a foursome, I’ll explain later.”

This made Scootaloo grin.

“Let’s do this then. Who with?”

“Luna and Vinyl Scratch. Look, I’m really horny now, so you can just accept...”

Awkward silence then passed as Babs shifted her hooves uncomfortably.

“So, is it-”

“Fuck. Yes.”

Babs let out a squee of joy at her answer.

“Yes!.. So anyways, you wanna use the rest of this whipped cream?” Babs then gestured to all of the cans of cream that were sitting by the stage.

“Yes. please. Let’s do this. Who knows, maybe we’ll get our cutie marks!”

Scootaloo’s eyes then widened as she uttered the words ‘cutie marks’, looking over to Babs, who nodded. Rearing up and slapping their hooves together, they yelled in usion,”CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS FOURSOME, YAY!”

Babs just stood there in silence after that.

“So, where’s the bedroom?”

“Back inside.”

She then walked over to the sliding glass door that separated the balcony from the bedroom, sliding it open and motioning a hoof forward.

The princess and Dj on the other hoof, who had been engrossed in a conversation about trees, saw that the door was open, signaling it was time for the fun to begin.

Once all four of them entered Luna’s royal chambers, Babs shut the door behind them, drawing the curtains as Luna undid her spell from before.

“Alright girls, it’s showtime,” Luna declared as they went to bed. ]

“Mmmhmm. So who’s fuckin' who?” said Babs as she hopped on to the bed, still wearing her socks and covered in whipped cream.

When nopony replied, Babs growled and decided to choose.

“Luna fucks me, and I fuck Vinyl. Then Scootaloo will do Luna, and I’ll do Vinyl. Then Luna does Vinyl, and I do Scootaloo. Sound good?”

She then paused for a moment, thinking.

“But... I want you, Luna. So Scootaloo and Vinyl can fuck as well, okay?” Babs then said, as she caressed Luna’s mane.

“Um, your marefriend is right here, Barbara,” Scootaloo added with clear frustration in her voice, annoyed by her companion’s lack of loyalty.

Seeing this, Babs put on a sly smile, walking over to her lover.

“Let me do her, Scoots, then I’ll be as loyal as possible to my beautiful marefriend,” the earth pony purred as she kissed the pegasus’ cheek.

“Wait, girls, I think this may have to be a threesome!” Luna suddenly yelled, urgency in her voice as she bolted to the door as fast as her hooves would carry her.

“Oh, c'mon! Why?” Babs yelled out just as the alicorn was about to leave. Upon hearing this, Luna stopped her hoof from grabbing the doorknob that led outside and whipped around, a serious look on her face.

“I have the strangest feeling that my sister is telling all of the guards about Molester Moon now.”

She then opened the door with a swift movement of her dark blue arm and ran away, leaving the three horny mares alone in her bedroom.

“So, we’ll still bang, okay?” Vinyl questioned as she began to climb onto the bed, lying on her back and exposing her marehood in anticipation.

Scootaloo and Babs shrugged.

“Well, a threesome is better than masturbating in the shower,” Vinyl replied, shrugging with the fillies.

Babs then pounced on Scootaloo and started making out for no apparent reason,getting cream all over her orange pelt as they began to moan in pleasure. Vinyl watched on the bed.

“This will definitely be good.”