The dawn of the numbers

by Onceler

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Crossover
Length: 932

twilight finds a numberjack

Twilight was minding her own business, when she decided to go outside. She saw a blue blob in the shape of a 4. It flipped over and it was 4 from the numberjacks

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-14 20:11:39 UTC

Who is this

CHAPTER 1 the first and last

Twilight dashed around her Library, looking for the book she needed for a certain spell. She paced around, often knocking Spike over again and again. Then the bell rang. She groaned and walked to the door and opened it. What she saw was shocking.  A blue 4 shape across the doormat. She squealed.

"Ew ew! What is that?"

The blue blob lifted it's face up and it's eyes stared into Twilight's.

"I'm here to solve your problems!" He grinned.

"B-but.. I don't have any problems to be solved.." She whispered

The four got himself up and hopped into her library. "Sure you do. I know all your problems. I know your main problem. It's sure not that spellbook, I know something more important." He smiled.

Twilight closed the door and trotted towards him. "Who are you?"

Four told  her to 'shh'. He answered his phone and it was number three. "Now's not the time three!" He shouted.

"Three does muck me about sometimes" Four shook his head in disbelief.

Twilight put her hoof up, she was about to say something, but she decided to not.

"Why are you here?" she blurted.

Four twisted his head round

"It's part of doing the job, solving problems.. I've done lots of exciting things in my life" He smiled

"OOOPH. I'm jumping over a spider" He casually said.

Twilight chuckled at his humor. She picked him up and gazed into his beady eyes and smiled.

"I realize my problem." She said.

"Oh?" Four smiled.

"My problem is love.." She blushed.

They leaned, gazed into their eyes. And they shared a passionate kiss on the lips.

The kiss broke and Four smiled and said

"I'm so grown up"

The end!

HELL yeah i think im the best in the hole world, dont you agree?

anyway here is a extra bit for you. Just because I oh so love you all.

WARNING- If you are under 18, which I know you all are sneaky bastard$.

This includes sex and some scenes some might find disturbing. Like this

"Four sat on the child until it suffocated".

If you wish not to hear things like that, I recommend you wait for the next chapter.

four smiled as twilight showed him their child. "I think we'll call him... Fourlight" she kissed Four on the cheek and passed him the baby. It was purple with blue specks, and orange and purple eyes. With a missing leg, resembeling fours no legs, it was a alicorn because she was a alicorn.

Rarity, Applejack and celestia walked to congratulate the happy couple.

"congratulations my faithful student!" Celestia smiled.

"well aint that cuter than a dog on duck hunting day" Applejack said, in her country talk.

"oh darling, she's quite the charmer, but obviously I'm WAY more cuter and pretty. Not much competition here" Rarity said.

Four and Twilight giggled.

"Where are the others?" Twi asked.

"Oh their busy with their own families." Rarity said.

"But. Applejack aren't you married to Rainbow Dash?" Twilight said confused.

"Ah, yeah but she's sleeping. as always." AJ groaned.

Four passed the baby along the friends.

"I've turned into number 5" Four said

The door started to shake and it flung open. To reveal 3, a pink three looking angry.

She had a child in her hand, it was pink and blue.

"What about the child WE had four?" 3 shouted.

Four gasped for air. "I never did that!"

"Then why the fuck does it look like some mutated 4" She growled.

Twilight picked up four. "You're not hurting him!"

Three threw a brick at Fourlight. But Celestia got in the way just in time and it hit her instead, because she's so hard the brick broke into peices. Celestia towered over the pink thing, lifted her hoof up and threw her out the room, causing her to wack her head against the wall. Her child fell onto the floor and it started to scream "PROBLEM! PROBLEM! PROBLEM!"

Four smiled and said "Looks like we have a problem to solve"

Four sat on the child until it suffocated.

Everyone except 3 was cheering and throwing confetti.

"serves u rite lil bitch <3" Twilight said.

Four smiled and he hugged his child.

"Dad" Fourlight said.

"HER FIRST WURD" They all screamed

Three stared at them all from the corridor and growled.

"One day. I will solve this problem." she groaned.

She walked away, leaving the hospital.

Applejack, Rarity and Celestia had left now because the doctors said so.

Fourlight picked up a scalpel from the floor and threw it at a number three on the wall.

"OOps." Four said.

Days passed and Twilight was allowed to leave the hospital. Twilight held Fourlight by her strong alicorn wings.

They got home late.

They put the baby in the cradle thing.

They both got into bed. Four rubbed his blue sides along her and said "Want to start over again?" he said seductivley.

He then proceeded to reproduce with her. But without the baby part.

Twilight was gasping for air.

"f-FOur!!" She screamed.

The morning arrived, and the baby needed feeding.

"How?" Four said.

"We could give her cows milk. Or I can boob feed her." Twilight replied.

"I'd prefer if we kept it PG-13" Four said.

Twilight put the child down and grabbed some milk and fed it to her.

Three stared through the window.

"Let's solve these problems" She whispered under her breath.

She slowly descended into the bushes of the treehouse.

The enecd

if this gets popular ill make a new chapter.