random ideas

     The joker was bored after killing his newest victim in mortal kombat. He sighed from the whole killing off the every heroe, villain, and everything in between them. He looked around the room seeing the trophies every person he killed. His favourite was batmans head on a pike with a shocked expression on his masked face.

   "It seems I've grown tired killing everyone here," he sighed when portal opened up in front of him! He was thinking of what could be coming through it. When a white pony with multi colored hair came out the portal saying "you shall be converted."

   "What do you mean 'converted,' " the joker said. His smile growing bigger with delight knowing that he had new per err pony to fight.

  You shall be converted was all she said. He got off his ass when a spectral voice said "fight" she charge towards him with her horn pointed at him attempting to skewer him. He dodged to right her horn getting stuck in the pillar. After getting her horn out the pillar he threw a bomb at her upon touching her it exploded. Sending her flying she grunted as she hit the floor. She got up and teleported behind him only for him to say shake and electrocute her horn. He droped the bomb on her defeating her hears the voice say finish her.

   He smiled while walking up to her pulling out a cake and said 'the cake is a lie' threw it in her face. While she was trying to get cake full of razer blades off her face so she could scream he put a boxing glove on his right fist. He punched her face still covered in cake pulled out a switch blade and jabbed her in the throat and watched her die. He then proceeded to stomp on her crotch and laugh as confetti flew from his sleeves.