WARNING: Contains use of words against same sex relationships. This story does not reflect the views of the author!

Big Mac always fit the stereotype that country folk were hard workers and dedicated to their jobs, everybody knew this as fact and would refuse otherwise when it came to the young man. What they didn't know, though, was that he fit a few other stereotypes as well. After a rather violent confrontation with his sister about her newly revealed sexual preferences, he decides he has to leave the Apple home and get away from all the disease he felt was wrought upon the farm.