As Discord stood there on a mountain of lifeless ponies, he decided to make a new enemy for himself.
One that had equal strength and brutality as him, but sadly you can't cook up a pony in a lab and be done with it, no.
He thought of planets, different ones with different people.
He decided Earth, a planet with the highest technology skill.
Certainly Equestria couldn't build a pony that is a match for Discord.

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So Discord set out for Earth, but he did not think it would be a good welcoming party for a dragon on Earth.
He disguised himself as a German scientist named Hisen Burg, it was the perfect disguise.
Yet his transformation was muddled and he looked exactly like his former self, just human wise.
Atleast he didn't look like a dragon.

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As Discord was on Earth, he kept getting wierd looks while walking down the street.
A 10 year old girl came upto him asking him if he was on a cartoon show called "My Little Pony."
He had no idea what a "My Little Pony" show is, he thought it was some anime porno.

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As Discord reached the science lab, he decided to meet some local scientists to start his experiment with them.
Most of them looked at him with disgust, seeing him as a wierd horned man.
He just blew it off and said "Vell I iz only cosplaying."
In Equestria, he had heard about "cosplay" through reading a book titled 'Things what I wear by Hepscale Bronay.'
It was wildly unpopular.

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Though he did meet a scientist that was quite friendly, he went by the name Dr. Who and he looked very similar to a famous celebrity he heard about, David Tennant.
This Dr. Who person was very goofy but also looked very intelligent, Discord liked this fellow and decided to ask for this man's help in creating a super human.
"Vould you perhips help me with my experimentz in creating a zuper human?" asked Discord.
"Well Hisen, it would be very difficult but I assume you know your way around a lab." replied Dr. Who.
"Let's do it!" yelled Dr. Who.

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Months went by but still no luck, all of their embryos that they made kept dying.
The mothers that housed those embryos were sick and tired of losing their babies.
Discord grew fond of Dr. Who and hated lying to him, yet he couldn't say why he was creating the super human.
Dr Who was unhappy with the results they kept getting, he grew tired of the experiment every day.

Discord had decided once more to do it, if it failed he would move on with another planet.
Dr. Who agreed to once more, he definitely had doubts about it.

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2 months later, the embryo had kept growing and was in a very healthy state.
Most of all the other embryos, despite their efforts, had died only days after inserting the enhanced embryo.
Discord was happy, so was Dr. Who.

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Fast forward 9 months later, the baby had been born and was already lifting weights.
Figuratively, ofcourse.

Dr. Who was excited and many parties had been thrown for his success, without even congratulating Hisen Burg.
Discord had become jealous of the success, yet it wouldn't be right for him to kill Dr. Who.

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As Discord grew weary of time, he decided it would be best to take the baby to Equestria.
Dr. Who kept asking why Discord needed to take him to Manhatten, all Discord replied with was "Iz just vhat I need to do."

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As Hisen Burg announced to leave with the baby super human, Dr. Who wanted to come with him.
"That baby is mine too." said Dr. Who.
"As you vish, ve vill go now." replied Discord.
"Hisen, how can we just appear in Manhatten in 2 minutes?" asked Dr. Who.
"Hold onto your butts" said Discord in his normal voice, his hand emitting a purple shine.

WOOSH

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As Discord appeared in Manehatten with Dr. Who, the doctor was clearly frightened.
"This is my home, we are in Manehatten, Equestria." said Discord.
"But... What?" asked Dr. Who.
"Your new alias is Dr. Hooves." said Discord.
"Just tell me what is going on!" yelled Dr. Whooves.
Discord sighed, "This is going to take a long time to explain."

-

What was wierd about the whole thing was that Dr. Who was turned into a pony, yet Slade (the named super human baby) was not.
But what did happen was, Slade's "super-ness" was gone, when he was transported to Equestria, all of his super human abilities were gone.
He was just a human, nothing more and nothing less.

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For the next 19 years, Discord hid Slade out of sight and built a steel laboratory in Everfree Jungle.
Sadly, Discord grew a disease and was stuck in a huma
When Discord's disease grew worse he had to make sure Slade left him to find his own path.
Discord sent Slade out to fetch water but he erased Slade's memory when out of sight.
Slade was then seen running through he Everfree Jungle, not knowing anything but his name and what his species is.
Discord grew better over the next 8 months, yet he never saw Slade again.

Discord had made Slade to be his enemy, but all Slade became was his son.

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Dr. Whooves never saw Slade in the 8 months that he was in Ponyville, yet he always heard about him.
Slade was the reason he never had a chance to be in a relationship with Derpy, she always kept fantasizing about him.

Dr. Whooves always wondered what it would be like if he was still on earth, but that story is for another day.

Fin.

Author's Note

That was a great origin story to write and it only took 40 minutes!
This was made for all my fans out there (practically none) and I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did writing it.

Constructive criticism is always wanted and welcomed, just don't murder me!