A Berd In Equestria

by Lord Faggot

Berd 1: The Arrival

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It was a perfectly normal day in Berdlandia. The choir berds were singing and the other berds were waking up. The beautiful singing is what woke up the other berds. Not the volume. The houses were topped with snow and the large Berdius house was in the centre of town. Berdius was a grand time of year, the choir berds sang Berdius songs and the Berdius house was built. Indeed, Berdius was the most important time of year for all berds, Worker berds, Choir berds and normal berds.

Bert woke up in his fluffy bed and yawned. What a beautiful day, he thought as he looked out of the window. He went to his cupboard and picked his clothes for the day. They were average Berthalon winter clothes and most berds had them. Bert then checked his daily schedule on his bedside table. The schedule read as follows: Wake up, get dressed, brush teeth, walk south for New Years Eve.
New Years Eve!? Bert forgot about this time of year! He rushed to his bathroom and grabbed his toothbrush, he placed toothpaste on his toothbrush and was in such a hurry he forgot to wet the toothpaste on his brush with water! Bert ignored the horrible taste and dashed outside, forgetting his Samsung Berdaxy! Bert runs back in to grab his backpack and goes back outside. He waves to all the worker berds that have to stay to make sure the town of Berdlandia is alright while the others are gone. No other berd is there to go with Bert, they've all left already so he has to go alone...


The Adventure Begins.

Bert leaves the border of peaceful Berdlandia and posts it on his twitter to his over 10k followers. (Bert was a popular berd) then gives a little chirp as he puts his portable laptop back into his backpack and begins to trudge through the thick, cold snow of the outside world. As the inside of his boots got soggy and horribly, he thought it couldn't get worse than this. He was wrong. Just then, a small crystal box flies up through the air and it smacks him round the face as it ascends. The rainbow that follows it also smacked him in the face, but then carried him with it! Eventually, he reached his destination and landed on his butt.

Bert gets up and immediately hides behind one of the houses, making a quiet squawk as he went. He watched as a massive crystal palace is formed and six female ponies somehow come out the front doors, despite not having seen enter by Bert. He kept watching as more ponies gather and the six from the palace break into a song. Something about friendship. Anyways, Bert attempts to stay hidden. After the song finished, Bert walked out into plain sight. A mare with crossed eyes spots him and calls out:
"Look! A bird thing!" And then pointing at Bert with her hoof. All the other ponies look directly at him and just continue to stare for a minute until one pink alicorn slowly moves towards him, as not to scare him with swift movements.
"And who are you?" She asks. Bert tweets.


Author's Note

All of this because of some stupid video. Ah, inspiration.

Berds are cool.

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