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Dark Horse — A Five Score Tale From The Dresden Files

by Lord Of Dorkness
One strange day, Harry Dresden turned into a tiny pastel horse. Weird, but what else is new, right? Except now, months later, this country with a silly name wonders what became of one of their lost heroes and just why she never returned...

One strange day, Harry Dresden turned into a tiny pastel horse with two girly tattoos on the rump.

She was not pleased about this.

And as strange and horrifying as this was, even by Chicago's only professional wizard’s standards there was a new job to do, and some new bunch of bastards to thump until they stopped their dastardly pony plans!

Except… there seemingly wasn’t a culprit to be found. No dark gods with a thing for horses had risen. No doomsday cults with a thing for pastel had declared their vile, equine intentions. Not as much as an ifrit with a lisp...

It seemed as if whatever had turned so many humans into ponies would simply be a strange and unsolved mystery.

Reluctantly, life simply had to go on, even if it was with double the number of legs as normal.

Now, months later however, this country with the rather silly name of Equestria wonders what became of one of their lost champions, and just why she never returned to them...


Five Score universe by TwistedSpectrum.
Dresden Files and all characters belong to Jim Butcher.
MLP:FIM is Hasbro's, but you should know that by now.


Written as a small Christmas 2014 gift to my followers. :twilightsmile:

Character tags to be added once done, to maintain surprise.

Story contains spoilers for the Dresden Files series, up to Skin Games! Also, spoilers in the comments!

Cover given by the amazing Tulip.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Sex
Random
Crossover
Alternate Universe
Human
Gore
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
 
FPSPR

120977 words: Estimated about 10 hours to read

8 Chapters:

  1. 01 — The Snark Whisperer 2014-12-16 00:14:48 UTC
    7527
  2. 02 — A Horse Walks Into A Bar... 2014-12-18 20:17:26 UTC
    11001
  3. 03 — Me, run out of horse puns? NEIGH! 2015-01-02 19:38:48 UTC
    16290
  4. 04 — All The Princess' Ponies… 2015-01-17 19:50:19 UTC
    12149
  5. 05 — ... And All The Princesses’ Men,... 2015-02-23 01:44:39 UTC
    15756
  6. 06 — ...Couldn't Put Harmony Together Again 2015-05-27 19:52:57 UTC
    18439
  7. 07 — Bucking Bronco of the Bronx 2015-08-07 00:51:08 UTC
    24302
  8. 08 — Gordian Not 2016-09-25 15:56:53 UTC
    15513