Tales of Depravity

WARNING: this clop contains light scat and water sports, as well as anal,
Enjoy ;)

Perverted Pinkie: girlfriends who check search histories are not magic!

Ah yes, what a wonderful day it was. The bare naked trees swaying and whistling in the frigid wind as it strips away the little bit of warmth my thin ass jacket gave me. The sky was the best part. I just love all the beautiful shades of grey and black all swirling together and adding to the bitter chill in the air.

It was all so wonderful. The grass was a lovely shade of brown and grey green, and made a sound like walking on frozen egg shells.

Who am I kidding? This fucking sucks!

I hate winter with every bone in my being! Comes with the territory I'm afraid. Working for the Pony Pacific Railroad meant that I had to be out in the cold and elements most of the time.

Fortunately though, I'm off now, so I get to go home and warm up with some Fireball whiskey and a hot cup of ramen.

I know. It's like 'fuck my life', right?

If it weren't for my girl, then I'm sure I would have started doing meth a long time ago. The thought did cross my mind though, (doing meth I mean) since Pinkie was away visiting her parents for a few days. The only cure for a lack of Pinkie in my life was to get totally bloto.

Thank Luna for internet porn.

Without Pinkie's sweet slit in my life, I find that porn is……..yeah, it's a poor substitute.

I unlocked the door and walked in, expecting a dark, cold house to greet me, but was pleasantly surprised.

The lights were on, and the smell of chocolate chip cookies was all around, like walking into grandma's kitchen.

"Uhhh-Pinkie? Are you here?"

Without warning I was tackled by a pink blur, and fell to the ground.

"Sweetie pie!" The pink mare called out on top of me.

"Pinkers, what are you doing here? I thought that you went to see your parents."

"I was! But they sent me a message saying that Marble got sick with a fever and they had to take her to the hospital."

"Is she ok?"

"She will be. There isn't a bug or virus that can keep a Pie girl down for long."

I wrapped my arms around the squishy pink mare and gave her a big hug in return. Like she had brought the sun to winter.

"Whats up, sugar cum? You feeling huggy today or something?"

"I'm just really glad that you're here."

Pinkey closed her eyes and nuzzled the top of my head, purring like a kitty.

"I'd love a cookie right about now."

Pinkie pulled away and gave me a smile.

"Before that, I have something that I'd like to ask you about."

Her voice was the same sweet tone, but her face indicated something sinister.

"Um, what's that?" I asked with a hint of fear. The pink mare lead the way with a little sashay of her puffy tail. I followed her into my room, where I saw my lap top sitting open on my bed.

"Could you please explain this to me?"

She pointed with a hoof at the screen, and I followed her and looked on at the screen, soon followed by my body turning to stone and my heart shooting up into my throat.

Pinkie had found my search history.

Pink pony sex vid

Pink pony ass pics

Pink pony discharge

Pink pony camel toe

Pink pony wet farts

Pink pony shit vids

Pink pony bathroom vids

Pink pony anal sex

"And while you're at it, maybe you can tell me what all this is about."

As if I weren't in deep enough shit, Pinkie pointed at my waist basket, which was filled with wads of cum soaked tissue. I looked over at Pinkie who was tapping a hoof with a dry expression.

"Well? I'm waiting~"

My mind ran wild as I thought of some way of explaining it.

"I'm soooooooorry~!" I whaled, hoping she would forgive me.

"Tisk tisk. I'm surprised at you!"

Pinkie was mad, madder than she got when somepony broke a pinkie promise.

"It isn't what you think! I just get lonely when you're not around! And the porn helped make me feel better!"

Pinkie closed her eyes and tilted her head toward the ground. Now she was just plain disappointed.

Even worse!

Sex with Pinkie was beyond great. But sometimes I feel like I want a little more variety. So I started looking at pics and videos of pink ponies doing nasty dirty things and fantasizing that they were Pinkie.

"I mean, if you wanted all that nasty stuff, you should have just asked me first."

"Say whaa?"

Pinkie smiled at me like I was a naughty kid.

"Well, duh. I was getting a little bored with all that vanilla sex stuff, and I love you, so you shouldn't be hesitant about telling me what you want."

I was dumbfounded. Words could not express the feelings of joy and liberation I had going on.

"Besides that, all this stuff you've been looking at looks like a lot of fun. And fun is my second middle name. Pinkamina, Diana, Fun, Pie!"

Before I knew it, Pinkie had turned around and assumed the position, sticking her round, pink ass right at me. I was a dear caught in the headlights.

"So I would ask where you want to start, but I already know you want to start, with my end."

I would have rolled my eyes at the bad pun, but they were too fixed on her balloon clad cheeks.

"I've been baking all afternoon, so my patootie might be a little sweaty, but I guess that's a good thing, you big perv," she purred, shaking her cheeks up and down, sending little droplets of said sweat flying.

I dropped to my knees, taking her flanks in my hands and burring my face in her sweaty ass. Pinky burst out in a bout of giggles and snorts as she shook and gyrated in my face. I could smell her asshole, and her pussy was making a nasty sloshing sound as I tried to poke it with my tongue. Pinkie's tail was going nuts over my head as she swished it and gently batted my head.

"Wow wee, sweetie, you sure do like it back there. Does my nasty ass and pussy smell so good you can't resist?"

I nodded and replied as best I could, but everything came out a muffled sound of joy.

"Ah-ah! Don't talk with your mouth full," she warned like a mother.

My tongue made contact with her pink tail hole at that time, causing the pink herbivore to shudder and giggle. I pressed the tip of my tongue to the puckered hole, trying my best to pry it open. Pinkie gasped, looking between her legs at me as I tried to gain access into her ass.

"Sweet treat, b-be careful! If you keep going, I'm gonna-I'm gonna…"

I pulled my tongue back inside my mouth just in time when Pinkie tensed up, and her little hole released a nasty wet fart, the hot air bathing my face, the sexy, nasty smell bombarding my nostrils with her stench.

Her gassy release lasted almost thirty seconds, Pinkie sighing all while she let loose her gas. I stared at her nethers as her tail hole sputtered with the last of her fart.

I was shocked, while Pinkie trembled and panted, her pussy dripping with her arousal. This may sound sick, but I was rock hard after being hit with her most foul scent. Pinkie looked over her shoulder at me, her eyes seductive and sinister as she grinned at me.

"Bet you enjoyed that, you sick pervert."

As if by some kind of magic, Pinkie got me on my back and made my cloths disappear. She got on top of me and sandwiched my cock between her perky little belly tits.

"Lookey lookey! Your party stick got hard from smelling my fart, didn't it!?"

Pinkie didn't wait for me to answer. She started moving her teats up and down on my dick, giving me a new kind of titty fuck. I clenched my teeth and tried not to moan like a chick, but her little titties felt so soft and tender. Occasionally the hard little nipples would brush against my hard cock. Pinkie noticed me trying to resist giving into the pleasure, and she didn't like that.

"What's wrong? Why aren't you moaning? Don't my girls feel good on your big perverted cock?"

She squeezed together her breasts, finally forcing me to moan. Pinkie flashed that sexy grin, moving her hips faster and using her teats to stroke me harder.

"That's more like it! You know how much I love hearing you moan. Mmmmm, such a happy sound."

I could feel her pussy soaking my balls, her nectar dripping as she stroked me off. Looking down, I could see my cock getting massaged by her titties. They were small compared to my meat, which was only adding to my growing explosion. Pinkie started to grunt as she pushed harder, feeling good herself from the stimulation of rubbing her sensitive girls against something so hard and hot.

I clenched my stomach, feeling my orgasm building to critical mass. Pinkie noticed this and licked her lips.

"Getting ready to blow, huh? Are my tits so good that you're gonna blast my mouth full of your creamy white fudge?"

She must have felt my cock twitch. She moved in a flash, opening her mouth just as my jizz blasted out. She lapped her tongue as spurt after spurt splashed inside her hungry mouth. I grabbed my cock and stroked it, causing more jizz to splatter out into the little pig's mouth.

She put her lips to my tip, sucking on it as a couple more spurts jetted out. I could hear her sloshing the thick cum inside her cheeks. She took her mouth off my cock, her eyes looking upwards thoughtfully as she swirled her mouthful around like she was at a cider tasting.

She turned her head backwards and started gargling. I watched her taste and gargle before she gulped down the whole mouthful with a loud 'gulp'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! Now that was tasty!" She exclaimed, wiping her mouth and licking off the excess. She then smiled down at me, glistening with sweat and huffing to catch my breath.

"Sooooooo, what shall we do next?"

I thought about it. Pinkie gave me a free pass to ask for whatever nasty perverted thing I wanted, and what I wanted was really nasty.

Pinkie squatted over her clean porcelain toilet, her cheeks spreading, exposing her ass and pussy to the light. I could still smell the remnants of Pinkie's arousal, it was dripping from her slit as she positioned her hooves on the seat.

"Everything look ok back there? Can you see everything clearly?" She asked looking back at me as I crouched to get a good look.

Pinkie giggled in a sly way, amused by the horny and transfixed look on my face.

"I hope you enjoy this, seeing the most nasty sight I can show you. Make sure you jack it while watching. I want you to cum on my shit before it's finished."

As if I were an obedient little dog, I grabbed my shaft and began stroking it. Pinkie looked foreword, closing her eyes and concentrating on the task at hoof.

"Okey dokey, here it comes-NNGH! I-It's gonna be a…….big one!"

I listened to her grunt, followed by a cute little fart. As Pinkie pushed, I could see beads of sweat form on her flank, a byproduct from her squatting pose and the effort of trying to push out what I knew would be a really big shit.

Her sphincter flexed and relaxed as a brown mass started to exit her asshole. My jacking got faster as I felt sweat form on my own head. The log got fatter as is slowly left Pinkie's body, and soon it was as thick as my wrist. It made a nasty slick sound as is continued to slither out from the place it had been stored. It was one of the hottest things I had ever seen. This pink pony who was absolutely the cutest living thing I had ever seen, squatted over a toilet bowl, pushing out the biggest shit I had ever seen.

She was grunting and straining, pausing every now and then to gather strength before pushing out more.

Her shit continued to creep out from her stretched tail hole, and I started to wonder if there would be room in the toilet for all of her crap.

"W-Wowey zowey! I've never taken one like this before! Y-your pervertedness must be causing me to r-NNGH!-really take a dump!"

I could see that she was loosing strength in her legs as they began to tremble, yet her shitting never stopped. She just kept on grunting, and soon I found myself grunting as well.

"A-are you gonna cum?" She asked upon hearing me grunt.

"If you're going to pop, then pop your balloon all over my shit! Paint my log white with your jelly!"

I stood up, pointing my head at the thick dump. I pumped fast, moaning as I felt my climax reach its peak. Pinkie's shit was my target, and I hit it dead on.
My splooge flew out in thick ropes, falling like heavy cream on her ass and leaving a white trail down her shit, where it streaked and splattered the smelly turd.

My final burst finished just as Pinkie's shit finished and fell into the toilet with a 'splash'.

Pinkie had gone tight as a knot once she felt my first load touch her butt, and now she and I both were slumped down, trying to ride out the waves of ecstasy.

Pinkie recovered quickly (as she always did), shaking her rump slowly in my face as she got a baby wipe to clean herself. Once she was clean as a whistle, it was time to dirty that ass again.

"Alrightey, tightey! Are you ready to really start the party?" She asked, lifting her tail and offering her ass to me.

I was hard as a rock in seconds.

I pushed the tip to her pink, puckered hole. Pinkie's anus opened as I slid inside, her tight, hot walls hugging and wrapping around my manhood like a silk glove. I griped hard to her flanks, my fingers sinking into her tender flesh. Pinkie made delighted little sounds of joy and glee as she felt her ass being filled with cock.

"I-it's nice and empty for you now," she sighed.

"Just think of me as an eclair. I need you to fill me up with cream!"

I gave her balloon flank a firm slap, causing the little pony to shriek in joy. Her pussy dripped Pinkie juice on my balls, while her ass made a wet sound as I slid in and out. She got even wetter when she felt my balls slap against her puffy pussy, forcing her to grunt and whimper as I butt fucked her harder and harder.

"That's it, you dirty fucking pervert! Beat my pink meat, and drive your pervy cock deeper into my nasty shit hole!"

My heart was racing hearing the normally sweet and gentle party girl talk like a cheap whore. I gave the little slut what she wanted. I started ramming her ass so hard and fast that it hurt. The small bathroom was filled with the loud sound of cock violating ass, and the smell of sex and Pinkie's earlier dump.
Her eyes rolled back into her head, and her tongue lolled out of her mouth, hanging out like she was an idiot.

I heard a sudden splashing of liquid in the toilet bowl. I thought that she had climaxed, but the smell told me that she had pissed herself from the ecstasy. I grunted hard, giving her ass a harder slap, so hard that I was sure that it would leave a mark.

"H-HARDER! SLAP MY BIG ASS HARDER!"

I obliged, giving her jiggling butt a harder slap, followed by another. I then gripped her flanks tighter as I now started beating her ass with my thrusts. Her anus clenched me tight, but not so tight to stop my pounding. My cock felt like it was on fire deep inside her, and all I could think of now was how mind blowingly amazing it was going to feel when I blew a big load deep inside her guts.

Pinkie wrapped her tail around my waist, using it to pull me all the way inside her, causing me to go over the edge.

I screamed out her name as I exploded even bigger than before into her Pinkie hole. My hands fused with her cheeks as I held on for dear life, while Pinkie let loose with another torrent of pee.

"HOLEY FUCKING CUPCAKES! GIVE ME EVERYTHING, MOTHER FUCKER!"

I felt my knees get week, but I kept emptying my nuts into her intestines, her muscles squeezing and milking me as I cussed and sighed.

After a minute, the storm had passed. Pinkie released her tail grip on me, and I fell to my knees, my softening cock slipping with a 'pop' from her gaping hole.
Pinkie slumped down on the toiled, twitching and panting as her ass spasmed with her post orgasm bliss. I heard her grunt, followed by a wet fart as she pushed my cream out of her butt.

The cum shot out with a push, adding to the nasty mix in the toilet. I watched as my cum dripped and oozed from the place I had deposited it.

Pinkie looked back at me, this time with the sweet smile I knew best. Her baby blue eyes were glossy and sparkling with content.

"Well then, hows about those cookies now?"

I nodded with a tired smile.

"And after, we can have more sex!" She exclaimed with excitement.

"Oh god…..please help me!"

Next time on, Tales of Depravity.

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