Artificial Intelligence

"No no, this report is all scientifically incorrect," Twilight frustratingly explained to spike, who was gazing out of the window thinking of his beloved Rarity. Her perfect mane, the way she walked and talked was astonishing, wishing she would be all his. "Spike! Stop daydreaming, I need to know what you think i should do about the terrible report I got today." Spike grunted and turned to face the annoyed twilight, obviously being serious about this subject.

"Okay, yeah I am ready for the 'Scientific Universe Orbit System.' I'm so excited for this, please go on," Spike replied with a sarcastic voice. Twilight knew he didn't care about these things, she just wanted to know what to do in this situation.

"It says, the earth, which must mean Equestria and beyond, orbits around the sun because it apparently has 99.8% of the solar systems mass, so the orbital force is along more significant. So earth spins around it once every 365.245 days, making one equestrian year. And because we have a higher gravitational force, the moon spins around us.. what should I do. This is all wrong. Everyone knows Princess Celestia controls the sun to orbit around us every day with her magic, what should i do about this?"

Spike grunted, mentioning something about fire. As twilight was too focussed on worrying if she messes up, she did not hear what spike had suggested. "Well, I think I am going to think about it over lunch. See you later Spike, I'm going to Applejack's house and try take on of here delicious apple pies." Twilight galloped off with her stomach rumbling, still concerned about which decision she should make. Spike, in the meantime, grabbed out his personal picture of him and rarity hugging, wishing he could get into a deeper relationship.

"Hey Big Macitosh, is Applejack here?" Asked twilight as she entered the farm. Big Mac was chewing on what seemed to be a piece of straw, while bucking down Sweet Apple Acre's sweet apple trees.

"Eeyup," uttered Big mac, pointing down to the back of the freshly painted barn, after being destroyed by some pony, most likely Apple Bloom. They had to fix it all up, because once again she and her friends were so desperate to discover their cutie marks they attempted to get it by demolition. So they somehow got a wrecking ball, and slammed it into the barn. Not exactly the smartest of plans, but she was lucky the ball came lose and only fell onto the shed and not the house.

"Hey, Sweet heart," apple jack answered in a chirpy tone.

You seem happy, what have you got there?" twilight asked curiously, gazing towards the crate with a blanket over the top.

"These, are Sweet Apple Acres new type of apples! Ah picked 'em up from far north of Ponyville, sold to me by some crazy guy, but he was nice. What're you doin' here?"

"I'm here for a break from studying, and hoping I get some food along the way." Applejack smiled, realising she can have her first taste tester.

"Well, ah brought several good ones back from up there, maybe you want try some?" She lifted up the blanket hiding the apples, which was probably a good thing. They were all blue. They were much larger then an average apple, about double the size, and it looked extremely juicy.

"Are those meant to be that colour? I don't know if i really want to try one," twilight explained carefully.

"Oh come on, you'll love 'em. Trust me, I'm not the element of honesty for nothin', please try. Ah went through all the trouble to get 'em here." Twilight nervously levitated the unpleasant looking apple towards her thirsty mouth. Come on twilight, do this for Applejack. Even if you hate it, just pretend you like it. She then took the bite. Surprisingly to her, it didn't taste bad at all. It was very juicy and strong flavour, tasting much like a mixture of green apples and blue berries.

Oh my, I'm very sorry applejack, but I've just realised I need to go back to Canterlot and discuss a topic with Celestia. Princess duties call. I'll see you later!" She quickly flew off towards Canterlot, leaving Applejack perplexed. Moments later, twilight landed back down right next to Applejack, almost crushing her.

"And yes, they taste wonderful." Once again, she dashed off into the sky. While doing so, she felt a strange sensation going on within her head, thinking it is just a really odd type of headache. Except its just going to get worse and worse.