This is my first attempt at a HiE fic. I know it's overdone but I can guarantee it's not a self insert. This time, anyway. But nevertheless! I digress! You are a human stuck in the oh-so-magical land of Equestria where there are trees and flowers and chirping birds and ponies and mythical beings who can cause a lot of destruction and death. A pleasant place to be.
Written in 2nd person narrative. No proofreader, so don't judge yet. If it becomes successful enough, I may hire one.
Rated teen for language reasons.