Stories to keep to yourself.

"Hey, is someone crying in here?"

"Fuck you!"

"Hey, calm down there! What the hell are you do--"

"I'm eating a god damn hay burger- just let me eat the burger!"

"... What? Why are you crying then?"

"I don't want to talk about it.... I just wanna eat and be sad."

"Glass, should you be out with--"

"No!"

"But she's--"

"No!"

"You're dating right? It's almost Hearth Warming."

"I don't want to talk about it!!"

"Whoa! Cool your shit there Spitfire!"

"She shoved a butt plug up my ass! Alright?! I just- I need a moment here! ... You fuck."

"What the hell!?"

"I just want to eat the burger! Just let me--"

"Dude, what the hell!? Why--"

"Your sister is fucked up man! Your sister is a freaky little psycho!"

"Dude! That's my sister!"

"Shut up.... I just wanna eat and be sad...."

"You're sitting kinda funny--"

"I don't want to talk about it...."

"...Is it--"

"She wouldn't let me take it out...."

"... You go ahead and eat, I'm just gonna go now."

"Techno wait...."

"Whats up?"

"... I put my dick up your sister's ass.... That's why this happ--"

"I should really knock your teeth out for saying that...but you've got something up your ass already.... Eye for an eye. Brown eyes, but still."

"You're a fuck...and I don't like you...."

"Eat the stupid burger."